Tall and thick with dark hair and light eyes/skin. ïA complete smart ass so sensitive people usually don"t like me very much.I will not accept your friend request if you don"t have anything written in your profile and especially if you do not have any photos and/or videos of yourself posted.ï X-tube is for sharing, don"t just be a voyeur.Sending a message along the lines of "Hey sexy, do you have yahoo?ï IM me at "firstname.lastname@example.org" and let"s chat",ï isn"t going to fly, if you want to chat with me or get my personal IM then you need to take a wee bit of time and get to know me first. I will not cam with you, period.
A great kiss, spanking, light bondage and being teased...
Physically-Too much hair.Â Making my entire face wet while making out, that isn"t hot.Â Leave my ears and toes alone.Generally-Those who use bad grammar, don"t know the difference between your & you"re and bad spelling.Â People refusing to speak or type in complete sentences.Â Rudeness â Please and thank you go a long way with me.
I"m a sucker for dumb movies like Old School and Zoolander, teen movies are hilarious and love Superbad.Â Appreciate animation and anything from Pixar, especially their shorts.
I"m pretty lucky in that I can"t complain too much about my family, friends or job.Â I also have a crazy dog who makes me laugh every single day.Â The above along with snowboarding, kiting and just life keep my fairly busy...when I"m not dorking off on xtube of course.
I"m all over the place, from hip hop to indie rock.Â My current fave is That 1 Guy-he"s someone you have to see live to understand.
Too many to list, ask if you want to know anything specific. ÂI"m a nerd, with glasses, I read A LOT!
Some grad school
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Dry/Sarcastic
I'm a light social smoker
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
Tall, dark and endowed with a large banana-shaped cock, lol!
Age of partner from
Age of partner to
1-on-1 sex, Bondage & Discipline, Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Other "Alternative" Activities
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be
Trimmed to be neat, Completely shaved
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly, I dont mind if my partner smokes heavily
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
Few extra pounds
Work & Living Environment
I'll try most anything once
Blindfolds, Butt Play, Dominance/Discipline, Exhibitionism, Fisting, Food Play, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Leather, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Public sex, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Strap-Ons, Threesomes, Toys
Afternoon, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
All the time
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Boss/Employee, Doctor/Nurse, Doctor/Patient, Stranger/stranger, I'm not into role playing
A movie theatre, In the nature, An airplane, My bed, My desk at work, My yard, The beach
Dirty talk during sex?
Sometimes I really get into it
Making home videos/pics
I'd consider doing
Bars or pubs, Night clubs
Ben Wa balls, Dildos/Vibrators, Penis extensions, Strap-ons, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Food for play
Bananas, Cucumbers, Frosting, Ice, Popsicles, Whipped cream
Blindfolds, Handcuffs/shackles, Silk scarves
Porn Movies, Which?
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner
Porn Movies, How often?
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