Big bi transgirl loves orgasms, giving, getting, watching
Big bi transgirl loves all orgasms — yours, mine, his, hers, giving, getting, watching.
Until now I"ve declined personal meetings & even web-cam stuff (the former cuz of self-image, safety, and laziness issues, the latter more cuz of equipment ones).
But I"m now considering meeting up with those in the general Eastern Massachusetts region for quick, safe scenes primarily involving my providing oral sex or being peed on or around (although, i"m also usually eager to watch [and record via the medium of your choice] anyone doing just about anything, if it fits into my schedule). mutual j/o is always a possibility with all ages/sexes/preferences.
i used to have four vids up here. now i see only two. where"d the others go? if i weren"t so lazy i"d hunt them down & repost them, along with more recent stuff. but i am so lazy.
also, if in these paragraphs you happen to see and object to quotation marks occupying some places where apostrophes should be, then you"re in excellent company. i typed them as apostrophes years ago, and long did they appear so. recently, however, many of them were bizarrely changed to quotation marks. & i can"t correct them. believe me; i try to do so every time i find myself editing one of these sections. but the quotation marks return as inevitably as falling snow.
Turn ons. Literally. Anyone"s. Seriously. Your turn ons turn me on. I love arousal. And I don"t discriminate on the basis of age, race, sex, sexual orientation, gender expression, body size, disability, pregnancy, country of origin, or anticipated deployment with the National Guard. I find that i consider things deliriously arousing that boring and totally braindead people hate. For instance, i"m wildly attracted to corpulence, fleshly bodies, body hair, the variety & mapping of body odors, and pee. Additionally, I love: cocks, cunts, trannies, cds, ftms, mtfs, genderqueers, bois, dominating, submitting, body hair, shaved bodies, big dicks, tiny dicks, huge pussies, tight pussies, armpits, assholes, crotches, panties, tighty-whities, bbws, bears, fatties, body-builders, pro-anas, and watching people get off with sex toys, machinery, fetish gear, and sex dolls. Public orgasms are fabulous. Being asked (or ordered!) to bring someone off is lovely.
People who are incorrigibly ignorant, jaw-droppingly stupid, contentedly incurious, or utterly unresponsive to the interests, needs, or desires of their sex partners. People who can be aroused only by those of the culturally conventional facial and body type (balanced and minimally protrusive facial features, negligible body fat, defined muscles, depilated body, luxuriant head of hair), or who are closed-minded about the sexual preferences of others. I consider homophobic and transphobic people monstrous and contemptible.
I reserve the right to discriminate with gusto against persons subscribing uncritically to, and proselytizing for, religions with strong sexual proscriptions — Catholicism, for instance, and other fundamentalist versions of Christianity (Southern Baptism) and Islam, along with Orthodox Judaism. The repressive savagery perpetrated by these sadistic regimes in the name of pretended moral purity, throughout history and around the world today, against those whose sexual pleasures and modes of expression happen to deviate from their narrow, rigid, and arbitrary norms boggles the mind and sickens the stomach. It is human behavior at its most repugnant.
And seriously, kids, can"t you all please try to think of something more imaginative to put in this category than the likes of "people who smell bad" and "poor hygiene"? It distresses me that so many of the xtube users I otherwise admire hum the same tune absentmindedly here. If you can"t become aroused by someone"s really strong-smelling, crusty underwear or body smells (think so-called "smelly" cheeses — Pont L"Eveque, Munster, Limburger, Epoisses, etc.), then, honey, you mght as well go back to okcupid or nerve.com.
Early-to-mid Nicolas Roeg, Stanley Kubrick, Ken Russell, Krzysztof Kieslowski, Nagisa Oshima, John Waters, and Russ Meyer (i"ve never used the chronological limitation before: what"s my problem with directors" late style?). Also George Romero, David Cronenberg, Danny Boyle, Neil Jordan, Tim Burton, Paul Thomas Anderson, Wes Anderson, Lindsay Anderson, Billy Wilder, Gene Wilder, Thornton Wilder, the Coens, the Wachowskis. Anything written by Charlie Kaufman.
Masturbating is probably my favorite activity. I"ll do it for hours, forgoing anything else. Often WoW, though at the moment not so much. Always, making music, mostly on keyboards (my 1920 Ivors & Pond baby grand is my delight), guitars, & digital sequencers like GarageBand, Logic, or CakeWalk.
For sex? Portishead, Deep Forest, Tricky, Massive Attack, Bowie (Berlin years), Eno, Enya, Mike Oldfield, Wendy Carlos, Philip Glass, Adiemus, Holst, Orff. And lots of other stuff for other stuff. For instance, sexy soul music for sexy soul stuff (Aretha, Eartha, Sarah, Billy H., Marvin G, Annie L.). I frankly adore energetic rock & rock-related songs (& to be fair energetic classical music as well, from the 3rd mvmt of the Moonlight to Todtentanz to Baba Yaga) — only just not while I"m having slow & loving sex.
Regarding sex? Anything by Boyd Mcdonald, Pat Califia, Gayle Rubin, or Michelle Tea. And lots of other stuff etc.
I did as it happens badger a PhD in English Literature out of a respectable graduate school, drift for several years idly down the meandering professorial stream, & teach more than my share of undergraduate survey courses. You may reasonably infer I derive at least some pleasure (& likely some wild ecstasy) from almost every work in the traditional (From Beowulf to Virginia Woolf) canon (continuing even through the succeeding company of Wolves — e.g. Thomas, Tom, & Naomi — & their contemporaries). Writers outside the AmerEnglish canon reading whom makes me very happy include Homer, Euripides, Ovid, Catullus, Cervantes, Nietzsche, Wittgenstein, Borges, Angela Carter, Neil Gaiman, Neal Stephenson, Lorrie Moore, Mary Gaitskill, Helen Dewitt, David Sedaris, Amy Bloom, & J. K. Rowling.
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