"There are no rules anywhere."
"My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many to my place of residence and/or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses that of yours. I could convey to you the recipe, but i would have to demand some sort of cash compensation."
What can i say about me, imagine an intelligent, witty, sophisticated nine year old boy in a 26 year olds body and you"d be getting close. Throw in a passion for smoking weed and occasionally dressing up and you wouldn"t be too far off the mark.
I suppose i would have to technically say that i"m bisexual, being that I find myself attracted to both men and women, but i really don"t like being labeled like that. I like to say that i believe that sexuality doesn"t really exist, and that its just a concept imposed on us by society. Without the concept of sexuality people would be free to fall in love or have sex or do whatever with whoever they wanted without being held back by society imposing a rule on them making them think that they are only allowed to form that type of relationship with a member of one sex or another, when really they are free to do whatever they want with whoever they want whenever they want.
"There are no rules anywhere" -Principia Discordia
I find androgyny especially attractive, when you can"t quite tell if someone is male or female, but they just look really hot. I guess thats why i like the whole dressing up thing, its not about pretending to be female or being "a woman trapped in a mans body", but more about being neither male or female, just really really cute, and thats all that matters.
"Contemporary ideas of sexuality are a result of the culture we inhabit"
Hmm, how should I describe my turn ons? If only there were some sort of way that i could collect all of my favorite pornographic videos from the Internet into one place, a "My Favorite Videos" page if you will, then people would easily be able to see what sort of things float my boat. Well, until that day comes along you"ll just have to wait...
Empty profiles! People who don"t show their face in their pics and vids, don"t be such a pussy!
Party Monster, Barbarella, Akira, Shortbus, eXistenZ, Brazil, Howl"s Moving Castle, Children of Men, Spirited Away, 28 Days Later, Sin City, Natural Born Killers, anything with "...Of The Dead" in the title and any sleazy old exploitation/sexploitation flicks...
Playing with my collection of assorted vibrators, dildos and other sex toys. Going to my local gay sauna and sucking off strangers. Doing poppers and getting fucked in the ass. Flirting outrageously with anyone who"s up for it. Watching and making pornography. Big Beautiful Women (does that count as a hobby?). Having a nice bubble bath with, like, all candles and stuff. Smoking cannabis. I also ride a motorbike, which makes me cool by default.
La Roux, Uffie, Lady Sovereign, Radiohead, Garbage, Eels, Richard Cheese, U.N.K.L.E, DJ Shadow, Buck 65, CSS, Portishead, The Kinks, Panic! at the Disco, Peaches, Bat For Lashes, Terrorvision, Puffy AmiYumi
Really? They still make books? Interesting. No, wait, the other one, Tedious.
Also, if you actually took the time to read all that then why not send me a little message and we can have a chat over a nice cup of tea some time, wouldn"t that be delightful?
BA/BS (4 years college)
Time spent online?
I never log off
Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick
I'm a heavy social smoker
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
Male, Female, Bi-Couple, Lesbian-Couple, Gay-Couple, TS/TG/TV, Group
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, 1-on-1 sex, Discreet Relationship, Group sex(3 or more), Bondage & Discipline, Cross-Dressing, Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Sadism & Masochism, Miscellaneous Fetishes, Other "Alternative" Activities
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be
Average, Trimmed to be neat, Completely shaved
Does size matter?
Average is all I need!
I dont mind if my partner smokes heavily
I dont mind if my partner drinks heavily
Work & Living Environment
Less Than $25,000
Live with roommate(s)