Alive and Sexy, Thank You
I SAW, I CONQUERED, I CAME... OOOH! SO, SHOULDN"T I CLEAN IT UP?
OH YEAH, OOPS! MY BAD... SORRY, DUH... I GUESS I DID IT OUT OF SEQUENCE AGAIN, HUH?
MAY I REQUEST A DO-OVER? YOU KNOW, RICK PERRY GETS LOTS OF DO-OVERS...
FIT, HANDSOME, INTELLIGENT, CHARISMATIC, WITTY, ADVENTUROUS, FUN... OOPS, THOSE ARE MY TURN-OFFS. ;-)
PEOPLE WHO BUILD PERSONAL PROFILES ON X-TUBE.
Brokeback Mountain--only I"ve heard it"s fixed... Fixedback Mountain.
Masturbation; catch breath; repeat.
Gregorian chants only... and I wear only monk robes, too.
Illiterate, because my destitute mother gave me up for adoption to ensure that I"d be raised with everything I needed to blossom. However, the mother of Nell adopted me, and she was schizoaffective and delusional. In fact, she raised Nell and me in an isolated cabin without any outside social interaction or education.
And my real mother today--well, she quickly pulled herself out of destitution and got an education. She"s a Yale professor today of Neuronscience. And I"m fucking illiterate...
English, French/Francais, German/Deutsch, Portuguese/Portugues, Russian/Russki
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick, Anything
About my Partner
SEXY, SMART, HOMICIDAL, DEVIANT, PRISON ESCAPEE, WANTED NARCOTERRORIST, NEEDY, LIKES TO HOLD HANDS IN PUBLIC (MY HANDS, NOT THOSE OF HIS VICTIMS).
haha, not fantasies, just silliness... ;-P
Male, Bi-Couple, Gay-Couple, Group
Age of partner from
Age of partner to
109.0 YRS (NO OLDER)
Group sex(3 or more), Bondage & Discipline, Cross-Dressing, Sadism & Masochism, Other "Alternative" Activities
Matters the most
Partners genitals should be
Does size matter?
Size is all I care about!
I want my partner to smoke heavily
I want my partner to drink heavily
I like all my bodyparts!
6 ft 0 in
Smooth, Sideburns, Moustache, Goatee, Beard, Other
Arms, Bikini line, Buns, Chest, Treasure trail, Pits, Tummy, Legs, Everywhere
Earrings, Nose Rings, Body Piercings, Cock Piercings, Tounge Piercing, Tattoos, Other, None
Glasses or Contacts
Amputee, Arthritis, Asthma, Blindness, Cancer, Carpal tunnel syndrome, Cerebral Palsy, Chronic pain, Deafness, Diabetes, Emotional problems, Epilepsy, Lupus, Multiple sclerosis, Muscular dystrophy, Paralysis, Severe allergies, Wheelchair confinment
Animals, Foods, Latex, Leather, Lubricants, Perfume/Cologne, Pollen, Smoke, Spermicides, Nothing at all!, Other
Not tested, HSV Type I (Oral Herpes), HSV Type II (Genital Herpes), HIV/AIDS positive, Hepatitis A/B positive, Hepatitis C positive, Genital warts
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Alumni connections, Antiques/Collectibles, Collecting, Movies (making), Politics
Comics/Anime, Gambling, Wine tasting
Adventure, Animation, Family, Documentary, Drama, Independent, Porn, Romance
Alternative Rock, Dance & DJ, Electronic/Techno/House, Indie, Industrial, International, New Age, Pop/Top 40, Punk, Rock 'n Roll
Watch and Participate
Walking to the car is enough for me
Work & Living Environment
Live with pets
Favorite sexual fantasy
Locked in the same vault in which I keep my genetic clones chained and tethered to walls.
,,,, haha, all silly nontruths... ;-)
I've already tried everything and will do it again!
Age Play, Breast/Nipple Clamps, Crossdressing, Food Play, Glory Holes, Humiliation, Massage, Naturism/Nudism, Phone Sex, Rubber/PVC/Latex, Sadomasochism, Threesomes
Sex, How often?
Not a big part
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Jailer/Prisoner, Knight/Damsel in Distress, Priest/Confessionalist, Prostitute/Client, Stranger/stranger, I'm not into role playing
A dark back alley, An airplane, My yard, The beach
Dirty talk during sex?
Is a must during sex!
Making home videos/pics
I AM a pornstar!
Fetish parties, Swinging, Dungeon clubs, Raves
Anal/Climax beads, Ben Wa balls, Butt plugs/probes, Clit stimulators, Cock ring, Dildos/Vibrators, Penis extensions, Strap-ons, Swings, Vaginas, Vibrating eggs/bullets, I dont use toys
Food for play
Apple pie, Bananas, Carrots, Cherries, Chocolate sauce, Cucumbers, Frosting, Grapes, Ice, Ice cream, Jello, Peanut butter, Popsicles, Pudding, Strawberries, Whipped cream, Food is for eating!
Ass slappers, Blindfolds, Cat tails, Chastity devices, Cock and Ball Toys, Collar and leash, Gags, Handcuffs/shackles, Harnesses, Masks, Medical gear, Nipple clamps, Paddles, Penis/Scrotum clamps, Silk scarves, Whips, Got it all, and more!, Not into bondage
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, BBW, Bondage, Busty women, Cumshots, Interracial, Fetish, Gay, Gonzo, Hard, Mature, Lesbian, Rimming, Teen (18+), Transsexual
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, Wish my partner would watch with me, With a partner, With someone else, Not into porn movies
Porn Movies, How often?
All the time!
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