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Alive and Sexy, Thank You
I SAW, I CONQUERED, I CAME... OOOH! SO, SHOULDN"T I CLEAN IT UP?
OH YEAH, OOPS! MY BAD... SORRY, DUH... I GUESS I DID IT OUT OF SEQUENCE AGAIN, HUH?
MAY I REQUEST A DO-OVER? YOU KNOW, RICK PERRY GETS LOTS OF DO-OVERS...
Turn Ons
FIT, HANDSOME, INTELLIGENT, CHARISMATIC, WITTY, ADVENTUROUS, FUN... OOPS, THOSE ARE MY TURN-OFFS. ;-)
Turn Offs
PEOPLE WHO BUILD PERSONAL PROFILES ON X-TUBE.
Movies
Brokeback Mountain--only I"ve heard it"s fixed... Fixedback Mountain.
Hobbies
Masturbation; catch breath; repeat.
Music
Gregorian chants only... and I wear only monk robes, too.
;-]
Books
Illiterate, because my destitute mother gave me up for adoption to ensure that I"d be raised with everything I needed to blossom. However, the mother of Nell adopted me, and she was schizoaffective and delusional. In fact, she raised Nell and me in an isolated cabin without any outside social interaction or education.
And my real mother today--well, she quickly pulled herself out of destitution and got an education. She"s a Yale professor today of Neuronscience. And I"m fucking illiterate...
;-)
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I think you are wrong and what u have stated on my page...just because I have stated something on my page (jackibition) doesnt means its true...
Thank You for adding me! Please check out my pics and video and comment, Sir. And then PLEASE spread them EVERYWHERE....especially in the local DC/Balto area!
charming, witty, intellegent.... there would be nothing left to clean up!
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Dude -- what's a guy got to do to get with you?