Anyone seen my pants?
Say hey anytime to chat live, trade shite via email and/or text during the week for a fresh stroke, or to just bs about whatever all friendly while your sippin" suds in the eve. Always relaxed, always discreet, just hangin" and tuggin" out...if you"re relaxed like that and wanna chat, say hey anytime.
Hitched but horned online. Relaxed, laid-back, non-apologetic smoker, overindulgent drinker, classic enabler, t-shirts, jeans, corner bar or backyard instead of club, whiskey philosopher, insatiable flirt, addictive personality, avid fan of fellow show-offs.
Laid back buddy types. Humor, sarcasm, whiskey philosophy, witty commentary, smart flirts, blunt horniness, generous exhibitionists, relaxed sex, one-handed typing. Dudes home alone, crazy horned up knockin one out at their computers. Beers and boxers, edging, chronic masturbators, feet, legs, pits, moaners, big full balls, mouthfuls of cum.
Pain, open wounds, dead puppies, random vomiting, born-agains, door-to-door sales, unnecessary face licking, being greeted with "hey big guy", sales tax, messed up fast-food orders, pressure, expectations, obligations, judgment, snitches, the no-smoking ban, and chiggers.
Homemade are best.
Collecting new and interesting hangover remedies; stealing candy from babies; slurring words; long, deep conversations with Jehovah"s Witnesses in my boxer briefs.
Me like books. And they"re great to set a drink on.
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