hi to everybody
oh well, i"m curious, laid back, not conformist, and eager to learn.
feet (anklets and flip flops are a plus), piercings, tattoos, intelligence. keeping my partner in chastity
fat, hair, stupidity
astrology, cinema, books, trekking
as many as possible
English, French/Francais, Italian/Italiano
I'm a light social smoker
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
Ok, I can take a hint..I"ve had a couple of ads on the net and the responses I"ve received indicate that I"ve been too DEMANDING when it comes to what I"m looking for in a woman, so I"ve lowered my standards!!! Here goes; If your NEARLY WED or NEARLY DEAD (or both)... then pls read this AD. I"m Fat and ugly(44-but look and act 90) highlydependant, desparate, really unbalanced and the epetome of lazy..(couch/Soap opera/beer, pork rinds and the National Enquirer), who can"t get a date!!! (can"t imagine why!) I"m looking to meet a woman who is extemely HOMELY & UNATTRACTIVE, (billBob teeth and possibly losing you HAIR) Very SHORT, WHINNY, DISHONEST, and is totall;y UNCARING. Somebody who does"nt have a life (Like Me) isboring and HATES PASSION. Somebody who a BRAIN SMALLER than the NORTH AMERICAN TREE FROG; and is really DULL(SAtin worshipers welcom) and most important A Woman Who Hates Men, who has No Sense of Humor (I hate laughing) or and sense for that matter!!! A woman who can"t STAND SEX or great ORAL PLEASURE(but is really perverted) and who is EMOTIONALLY INSECURE and Who is LAZY and BROKE! I would really like somebody who has a lot of BAGGAGE and no LUGGAGE, because she hates to travel!!! I know this sounds like a lot to ask for, but I know your LURKING out there somewhere...I"m really tired of dating women who don"t care to date twice. Drop me a line and maybe we can have a few laughs... IF YOU DARE.....Please include a PIC with your reply, I must keep my STANDARD...
Male, Female, Bi-Couple, Lesbian-Couple, Gay-Couple
Age of partner from
Age of partner to
1-on-1 sex, Discreet Relationship
5 ft 6 in
Sex, How often?
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Belly, Feet, Neck
Dirty talk during sex?
I'll do it if my partner enjoys it
Willing to experiment
Anal/Climax beads, Ben Wa balls, Butt plugs/probes, Clit stimulators, Cock ring
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, Bisexual, Bondage, Cumshots, Fetish, Gay, Hard, Lesbian, Teen (18+)
Porn Movies, How often?
Once or twice a week