Ay, I'm just here for the porn. What else do you really need to know?
(I'm not interested in chatting or camming elsewhere. Sorry. You can of course drop me a line here on Xtube if you'd like, though I don't check it often and may not answer for a while. Thanks for understanding! :)
Giving head (!!!), pleasing my partner, getting thrown around and objectified in a non-degrading way, etc, etc...I'm interested in plenty of things.
Fake orgasms, unsexy dirty talk, bad/excessive oral (just come on guys...), and annoying men who try to trap you with their "feelings" -- gtfo my face biiiissh.
Clue, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, any fricking Muppet movies, The Color Purple, Sen to Chihiro...and basically anything that will make me weep bitterly or has plenty of explosions and needless destruction. :-)
Looking at or reading porn (clearly) -- but I like them vidya games too + various musical and artistic endeavors, trying to get my ex to come bang me as frequently as possible, and getting lost reading about all sorts of subjects...usually history.
I enjoy literally everything except contemporary jazz. We hates that shit. Dueling dissonant trumpets with a random cymbal clash? UGH C'MON.
Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett's Good Omens remains my favorite.
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick, Anything
I'm a non-smoker
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
Someone horny and actually attracted to me is, of course, ideal. :)
Age of partner from
Age of partner to
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be
Average, Trimmed to be neat, Completely shaved
Does size matter?
What he does with it is what matters
5 ft 4 in
Shaved or waxed to be gone
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly, Vaccinated against Hepatitis A/B
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Antiques/Collectibles, Arts/Museums, Books/Reading, Coffee and conversation, Computer Games, Cooking, Music/Concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Travel/Sightseeing
Comics/Anime, Computer games, Dancing, Live music/Music, Nightclubs/Parties, Symphony/Opera, T.V./Videos/DVDs
Anime, Documentary/Learning, News, Sci-Fi, Stand Up Comedy
Action, Adventure, Animation, Classics, Comedy, Crime, Documentary, Drama, Fantasy, Horror, Independent, Mystery, Porn, Science Fiction, Thrillers
Alternative Rock, Blues, Broadway & Vocalists, Christian & Gospel, Classic Rock, Classical, Country, Dance & DJ, Electronic/Techno/House, Folk, Hard Rock & Metal, Hip-Hop, Indie, Industrial, International, Jazz, Latin, Miscellaneous, New Age, Opera, Pop/Top 40, R&B/Soul, Rap, Reggae, Punk, Rock 'n Roll, Soundtracks
Fantasy, History, Horror, Magazines, Mystery, Romance, Sci-Fi, Thrillers
Work & Living Environment
$25,001 to $35,000
Favorite sexual fantasy
The motels in my area actually having vacancies...
I'll try most anything once
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
A few times a month
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Back, Breasts, Butt, Ears, Inner thigh, Neck
Dirty talk during sex?
Sometimes I really get into it
Making home videos/pics
I'd consider doing
Bars or pubs, Night clubs, Raves
Willing to experiment
Food for play
Food is for eating!
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, BBW, Bisexual, Bondage, Busty women, Cumshots, Interracial, Gay, Hard, Lesbian, Transsexual
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?