The Door Opens the Other Way
Hello to all of my friends, longtime and new fans, and the curious! Last updated 10/23/2014
HISTORY OF MY VIDS- Yes, it seems as though I've been here forever, hehe... I began making vids on xtube as a natural extension of the photo sets and stories I had been posting on livejournal starting around the summer of 2007. I had been an xtube creeper since that time, too. On livejournal, I met a very special person who lived far from me, and began to record vids for him, as he had done for me. After sharing a wonderful vacation together, I began recording even more of my personal playtimes for him, little forget-me-nots...though he did eventually "forget" me, I'm sure he's never truly forgotten me. He enjoyed the clips so much that I began posting them to xtube, as a way of giving back to those whose vids I'd enjoyed. Following a personal crisis, I did take all my vids down (about 50 at the time) in the fall of 2011, with the intention of never posting another. But, I was contacted with so much support and well-wishing from the users of this site, so I posted them all back up in two weeks, and added a "few" others. I don't do this because I'm insecure, seeking attention, getting paid, or because someone wants me to. I do it because it's something I know I'm good at, it amazes me still that people are turned on watching me do what turns me on, and because I have a genuine love of pee play that I want to share. So many people out there see watersports as a terrible, disgusting, degrading, humiliating thing, and I want to do what I can to change that. I want people to see the intimacy, sensuality, naughtiness, and, above all else, love. And yes, I love to be funny, so sometimes I'll wear something weird or do something crazy in a vid from time to time, just for laughs.
FUN, RANDOM FACTS- I look better now than I did in my late teens/early 20s. I have type one diabetes. I'm a black belt and former martial arts instructor. I was a furry long before I knew what a furry was. I have two kids and had them by the time I was nineteen, so I guess I'm a teen mom who's done well, since my kids are great :) I absolutely love my job, no joke! I'm severely allergic to any kind of instant messaging, camming, or phone play. I'm the mamma figure amongst my friends; the strong one; the rock. I love to be a "volunteer from the audience". The Undertaker spilled my popcorn at No Way Out.
FAVORITE/FREQUENT QUOTES (Whether original or traditional; I regret I don't recall the original speakers. Hence, I take credit for none I haven't marked with a *, though I love them.)-
-We can't spend our lives waiting to live.
-Live, laugh, love.
-I may not be able to buy you the world, but I can show it to you like no one else can.
-Life is like your cat's litter box...sometimes it really stinks, but it's ultimately up to you to change that.*
-The corporate world is like a bunch of monkeys hanging out on a tree... The monkeys on the top look down and see a bunch of smiling faces... The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
-Life is best lived with no regrets.
-Life is what you make of it.
-Want will be your master.
-Before you consider saying "I do", do this: Take everything you like about your partner and divide it in half, then take all you don't like about them and multiply it by two and see if you still want to marry that person, because that's roughly what you're going to get.
-Life is too short not to be happy!
-You have to be your own knight in shining armor.*
-Babies can't cry themselves to death, but they can be shaken to death.
-You do not need a partner in order to be a great parent.*
-Partners come and go, but your children are forever.*
-May the baby you saved from abortion grow up to be gay.
-Houston, we have a problem!
-Don't you realize...It's always between some douche and some turd.
-R.I.P Common Sense, Respect, and Accountability for Ones Own Actions...You will be missed by the smart people.*
-There's no shame in asking for help when you really need it.
-Be your own sugar [momma/daddy].
These last few are more like speeches, but very important to me:
-People who come across you every day, whether it's your partner, your parents, your co-workers, your cashier at the gas station, even the random person who passes you on the street should feel better, not worse, for having come into contact with you, no matter for how briefly. Be pleasant and polite. Smile and say hi! Hold open shop and elevator doors for people, give up your seat on the bus to an older person or pregnant woman, take the time to help a handicapped shopper reach things they have trouble with. Being a good person makes you feel good; it's not just a waste of time, and even a little small talk with a lonely co-worker, or a greeting card for your grandmother can make a world of difference in other peoples' lives in just seconds, or minutes. Leave a cold pop or bottle of water for your mailman on hot days, and a dish of ice water at the edge of your front yard for thirsty dogs. We're only here ninety years or so, so why not be a positive force and feel good?*
-You are the only one who controls your life, and the quality of it is entirely up to you. If you hate your life, don't whine about it to other people; no one likes a negative Nancy; there's no bigger buzzkiller than a pervasively negative person who goes around saying "my life sucks" all the time and never looks at the positive things. If it sucks that bad, and makes you so depressed, change it! It's going to take effort on your part; no fairy godmother is going to pull a magic wand out of her ass and make all of your problems go away, nor is some knight in shining armor going to swoop in and rescue you from your abysmal existence. Everything that's worth having in life takes effort! Focus on the strengths in your life, and change what's making you so miserable. If you're unhappy being fat, watch what you eat and start working out. If you're unhappy being jobless, go get a student loan and learn some pertinent skills so you can get a job. If you're unhappy in your relationship, leave that person. If you're unhappy because you have no friends, start opening up to new hobbies and activities, sign up for a few inexpensive classes through your rec center; who knows, you might just have a good time trying something new. It's not rocket science, it's e-f-f-o-r-t.*
-Be a superhero whenever you can. Donate blood, the hospitals always need it; even more if you have a less common blood type. On hot days, check cars you pass by for animals or children left inside, and always check on your neighbors if they don't have anyone else to do so. Speak up when you see signs of abuse, you might be the only one who does. Be generous with your time, talent, and love. If you can afford it, be generous with your money, too. Twenty dollars can feel like a hundred to a friend who hasn't eaten in three days. If you see children fighting, make an effort to be a peacemaker; don't be a third or fourth douche filming the fight with your phone. Donate the food you know you won't eat during the Boy Scout and USPS food drives instead of tossing it when you clean your cabinets; they pick it right up from your house or mailbox, really no excuse not to donate! Volunteer some of your free time with a charity that interests or even pertains to you; if you love animals, go help out at your local shelter or rescue; if you or a relative survived childhood cancer, do some time in a charity advancing research/education about it, etc. Walk or run for Alzheimer's, breast cancer, March of Dimes. Do the ALS ice bucket challenge. Do something.*
Brains (#1 biggest turn on). Maturity. Modestly-dressed girls. Respect, both for oneself and others. Honesty. Nerds. Pee play. Golden showers (giving and sometimes receiving). Intentional bedwetting, especially with a "partner in crime". Perky, natural, breasts (silicone parts are made for toys!). Long hair. Tattoos. Piercings. Furries (especially canids). Humor. Playfulness. Dyed hair. Pissing outside/in public/in "naughty" places. Sex/pee play outdoors. Exhibitionism. Sharing knowledge. Pretty girls who are tomboys on the inside (like me!). Wearing, wetting, and cumming in guy underwear. Girls with nice asses. Girls from India. Making bedpuddles. Making vids. Smoking girls. Jeff Hardy ten years ago. Gay guys. Femme guys. Very short guys. Pierced labia. Pedantic people. Humping plushies, desks, pillows, etc. to get off. Clit play. Redheads. Getting filled with pee during sex. Lesbian porn and pee porn. Voyeurism. Small labia. Public sex. Marking plushies/other objects/furries. Sneaky pissing. Intentional/planned wetting. Girls with farmers' tans. Pregnant girls. Landing strips. Poly relationships. Deep, insightful conversations. Confidence. Accents (well, some...after all, my own is terrible, and I get laughed at whenever I travel out of the area). Lita. That really tatted up guy in System of a Down, yum, love their music, too. Gay watersports. Korn. Fergie (though I had no idea who she was until she pissed herself, she's really freakin' hot, and I can't watch the vid for "Fergalicious" without touching myself). Peeing on people, naked or clothed, it all gets me off. Dirty furry comics/drawings. Girls peeing outside or where they shouldn't.
Anything done to be degrading/demeaning/humiliating. Pain. Excessive drinking/drug use or addiction. Cubs chasing cougars (or cougars chasing cubs; an age difference of any more than a few years tends to turn me off either way, and probably make me laugh my ass off, too). Dishonesty. Disrespect. Vanilla people. 24/7 anything. Use of the B word, S word, or N word as a term of endearment. Lack of motivation. People who smell bad...that's just sad. Lines (not the kind you find at Six Flags, but the kind mean people use because they think you're an idiot). Straight girls who pretend to be gay just to attract guys. Any kind of group sex involving a man (ever meet a great girl and find out the only reason she's talking to you is because her husband wants a threesome?) unless it's all men. Unemployment or financial dependence on others. Monogamy. Diapers. Alpha males. Brock Lesnar. Michael Landon as Charles Ingalls. Religious freaks. Emos/goths. Renegade anti-smokers. Lack of personal responsibility. Fake bodies. Lack of grooming, especially "down there". Clothing fetishes...sorry, folks, I just don't get it, but I don't knock you for it. Wetlook, not my thing either. Pretty much all straight porn. People who don't mind their own business. Gossip. Reality TV. Camming. Phone sex. Racists. Homophobes. Excessive swearing. Violence. And, last but not least, girls who look like guys.
I LOVE Star Wars! Not sure what to think about Disney acquiring it, but I"m curious to see what happens, and I"m looking forward to seeing the results. I also like the Saw movies for some odd reason, I think it"s because I agree with John Kramer"s philosophies, and at times have told certain people that they are in desperate need of a Jigsaw game. Being a mom and a martial artist, the Kill Bill movies also are favorites of mine. I"m also a fan of documentaries, particularly history and crime, and psychological thrillers.
Reading, writing, hiking, fishing, martial arts, exercising, making vids for xtube, NASCAR, badminton, slop pool, Texas Hold"em, fine dining, listening to music, long walks, studying, donating to children's medical charities, spending time with my kids and parents, hanging out with friends, NASCAR history, cartooning, talking about the "good old days"...
I have a strange taste in music. Most new music on the radio makes my ears bleed, particularly pop and country. Some things I particularly enjoy are oldies, classic rock, early 90s hip-hop/rap/rock/R&B, Korn (thanks to my best friend who's obsessed with JD) and other music in that same genre, like System of a Down, Drowning Pool, etc., and noise music.
Way too many to list! I love to read, and I love to write! I was reading well before preschool, and began writing as a hobby when I was in fifth grade. I showed my first piece, a mere description of what I saw out the window and in the classroom, to my music teacher, who encouraged me to continue. My fiction and poetry has been praised and encouraged ever since by teachers I"ve had over the years, right up through my time as a college student. I hope to find a way to publish my work someplace someday.
Yes, and they live at home
Within the country
Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic
I'm a heavy social smoker
I don't drink at all
Kids, How many?
About my Partner
Honestly, I'm not sure how to describe one without sounding like a jerk...but I'll give it a go, in my own way.
I'm not someone who wants marriage or a live-in partner. I like being a single parent, and I like to sleep alone with my plushie pups. I don't want to be bothered with lovemaking in the morning, or breakfast in bed. I want to be alone when I write, and when I'm waking up. I also wouldn't want someone that I knew via work in any way.
The ideal age would be within a few years of mine. Some people say that "age ain't nothin' but a numbah", but that's certainly not one of my personal mantras. It's often hard to find things in common once you stray out of your generation.
I think it goes without saying that I'd prefer a girl who looks like a girl who must love pee as much as I do.
Female, Lesbian-Couple, Gay-Couple
Age of partner from
No kids chasing cougars!
Age of partner to
No old people!
Partners genitals should be
Trimmed to be neat, Completely shaved
I want my partner to smoke heavily
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
I like all my bodyparts!
5 ft 5 in
Shaved or waxed to be gone
Earrings, Body Piercings, Tounge Piercing, Tattoos
Glasses or Contacts
Animals, Perfume/Cologne, Pollen
HIV/AIDS negative and tested regularly, Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly, Vaccinated against Hepatitis A/B
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Arts/Museums, Board games, Books/Reading, Camping/Outdoors, Cars, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Fishing/Hunting, Healthy living, Motorcycles, Movies (making), Music/Concerts, Photography, Playing cards, Playing sports, Shopping, Television (watching), Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports
Dancing, Live music/Music, Movies/Film, Gambling, Symphony/Opera, T.V./Videos/DVDs, Theater/Arts
Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, Dramas, News, Sports, Stand Up Comedy, Talk Shows
Animation, Classics, Crime, Documentary, Drama, Horror, Independent, Mystery, Porn, Thrillers
Alternative Rock, Classic Rock, Classical, Miscellaneous, Rock 'n Roll, Soundtracks
Biographies, Erotica, Fiction, History, Horror, Mystery, Non Fiction, Sports, Thrillers
Watch and Participate
Work & Living Environment
Live with kids
American, Chinese, French, Japanese, Mexican, Pizza, Seafood, Thai, Vegetarian
Favorite sexual fantasy
To have a threesome, or more, with women only! That's probably the one I have the best chance of making happen...
Other fantasies involve pee play or sex with celebrities...who doesn't think about that? Highly unlikely to happen for anyone, let alone lil ole me, but I don't totally shut my door to the thought! Currently, I'd like to give a golden shower to a certain lead singer of a certain group. I also once had a dream about having the opportunity to fuck Jeff Hardy (this was back when he was super-hot), but he insisted I fuck his brother first (Matt Hardy, Version Ugly dot Boring)...even though I'm not much into guys these days, I don't think I'd turn that down if the situation arose in real life, haha. I'd also totally love to wet a bed with Sarah Silverman :)
I'll try most anything once
Crossdressing, Exhibitionism, Group Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Piss Play, Public sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Threesomes, Toys
Afternoon, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
Not a big part
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Back, Breasts, Butt, Hands, Inner thigh, Nipples
Boss/Employee, Celebrity/Fan, Cop/prisoner, Jailer/Prisoner, Knight/Damsel in Distress, Police/Civilian, Prisoner/Prisoner, Teacher/Student, Trainer/Dog
A movie theatre, A moving vehicle, In the nature, A dressing room, An airplane, My bed, My yard
Dirty talk during sex?
Entirely depends on my mood
Making home videos/pics
I AM a pornstar!
Clit stimulators, Dildos/Vibrators, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Food for play
Chocolate sauce, Frosting, Strawberries, Whipped cream, Food is for eating!
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Bisexual, Busty women, Interracial, Fetish, Gay, Lesbian
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner
Porn Movies, How often?
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