The Door Opens the Other Way
Hello to all of my friends, longtime and new fans, and the curious! Last updated 10/17/2014
HISTORY OF MY VIDS- Yes, it seems as though I've been here forever, hehe... I began making vids on xtube as a natural extension of the photo sets and stories I had been posting on livejournal starting around the summer of 2007. I had been an xtube creeper since that time, too. On livejournal, I met a very special person who lived far from me, and began to record vids for him, as he had done for me. After sharing a wonderful vacation together, I began recording even more of my personal playtimes for him, little forget-me-nots...though he did eventually "forget" me, I'm sure he's never truly forgotten me. He enjoyed the clips so much that I began posting them to xtube, as a way of giving back to those whose vids I'd enjoyed. Following a personal crisis, I did take all my vids down (about 50 at the time) in the fall of 2011, with the intention of never posting another. But, I was contacted with so much support and well-wishing from the users of this site, so I posted them all back up in two weeks, and added a "few" others. I don't do this because I'm insecure, seeking attention, getting paid, or because someone wants me to. I do it because it's something I know I'm good at, it amazes me still that people are turned on watching me do what turns me on, and because I have a genuine love of pee play that I want to share. So many people out there see watersports as a terrible, disgusting, degrading, humiliating thing, and I want to do what I can to change that. I want people to see the intimacy, sensuality, naughtiness, and, above all else, love. And yes, I love to be funny, so sometimes I'll wear something weird or do something crazy in a vid from time to time, just for laughs.
FUN, RANDOM FACTS- I look better now than I did in my late teens/early 20s. I have type one diabetes. I'm a black belt and former martial arts instructor. I was a furry long before I knew what a furry was. I have two kids and had them by the time I was nineteen, so I guess I'm a teen mom who's done well, since my kids are great :) I absolutely love my job, no joke! I'm severely allergic to any kind of instant messaging, camming, or phone play. I'm the mamma figure amongst my friends; the strong one; the rock. I love to be a "volunteer from the audience". The Undertaker spilled my popcorn at No Way Out.
Brains (#1 biggest turn on). Maturity. Modestly-dressed girls. Respect, both for oneself and others. Honesty. Nerds. Pee play. Golden showers (giving and sometimes receiving). Intentional bedwetting, especially with a "partner in crime". Perky, natural, breasts (silicone parts are made for toys!). Long hair. Tattoos. Piercings. Furries (especially canids). Humor. Playfulness. Dyed hair. Pissing outside/in public/in "naughty" places. Sex/pee play outdoors. Exhibitionism. Sharing knowledge. Pretty girls who are tomboys on the inside (like me!). Wearing, wetting, and cumming in guy underwear. Girls with nice asses. Girls from India. Making bedpuddles. Making vids. Smoking girls. Jeff Hardy ten years ago. Gay guys. Femme guys. Very short guys. Pierced labia. Pedantic people. Humping plushies, desks, pillows, etc. to get off. Clit play. Redheads. Getting filled with pee during sex. Lesbian porn and pee porn. Voyeurism. Small labia. Public sex. Marking plushies/other objects/furries. Sneaky pissing. Intentional/planned wetting. Girls with farmers' tans. Pregnant girls. Landing strips. Poly relationships. Deep, insightful conversations. Confidence. Accents (well, some...after all, my own is terrible, and I get laughed at whenever I travel out of the area). Lita. That really tatted up guy in System of a Down, yum, love their music, too. Gay watersports. Korn. Fergie (though I had no idea who she was until she pissed herself, she's really freakin' hot, and I can't watch the vid for "Fergalicious" without touching myself). Peeing on people, naked or clothed, it all gets me off. Dirty furry comics/drawings. Girls peeing outside or where they shouldn't.
Anything done to be degrading/demeaning/humiliating. Pain. Excessive drinking/drug use or addiction. Cubs chasing cougars (or cougars chasing cubs; an age difference of any more than a few years tends to turn me off either way, and probably make me laugh my ass off, too). Dishonesty. Disrespect. Vanilla people. 24/7 anything. Use of the B word, S word, or N word as a term of endearment. Lack of motivation. People who smell bad...that's just sad. Lines (not the kind you find at Six Flags, but the kind mean people use because they think you're an idiot). Straight girls who pretend to be gay just to attract guys. Any kind of group sex involving a man (ever meet a great girl and find out the only reason she's talking to you is because her husband wants a threesome?) unless it's all men. Unemployment or financial dependence on others. Monogamy. Diapers. Alpha males. Brock Lesnar. Michael Landon as Charles Ingalls. Religious freaks. Emos/goths. Renegade anti-smokers. Lack of personal responsibility. Fake bodies. Lack of grooming, especially "down there". Clothing fetishes...sorry, folks, I just don't get it, but I don't knock you for it. Wetlook, not my thing either. Pretty much all straight porn. People who don't mind their own business. Gossip. Reality TV. Camming. Phone sex. Racists. Homophobes. Excessive swearing. Violence. And, last but not least, girls who look like guys.
I LOVE Star Wars! Not sure what to think about Disney acquiring it, but I"m curious to see what happens, and I"m looking forward to seeing the results. I also like the Saw movies for some odd reason, I think it"s because I agree with John Kramer"s philosophies, and at times have told certain people that they are in desperate need of a Jigsaw game. Being a mom and a martial artist, the Kill Bill movies also are favorites of mine. I"m also a fan of documentaries, particularly history and crime, and psychological thrillers.
Reading, writing, hiking, fishing, martial arts, exercising, making vids for xtube, NASCAR, badminton, slop pool, Texas Hold"em, fine dining, listening to music, long walks, studying, donating to children's medical charities, spending time with my kids and parents, hanging out with friends, NASCAR history, cartooning, talking about the "good old days"...
I have a strange taste in music. Most new music on the radio makes my ears bleed, particularly pop and country. Some things I particularly enjoy are oldies, classic rock, early 90s hip-hop/rap/rock/R&B, Korn (thanks to my best friend who's obsessed with JD) and other music in that same genre, like System of a Down, Drowning Pool, etc., and noise music.
Way too many to list! I love to read, and I love to write! I was reading well before preschool, and began writing as a hobby when I was in fifth grade. I showed my first piece, a mere description of what I saw out the window and in the classroom, to my music teacher, who encouraged me to continue. My fiction and poetry has been praised and encouraged ever since by teachers I"ve had over the years, right up through my time as a college student. I hope to find a way to publish my work someplace someday.
Yes, and they live at home
Within the country
Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic
I'm a heavy social smoker
I don't drink at all
Kids, How many?
About my Partner
Honestly, I'm not sure how to describe one without sounding like a jerk...but I'll give it a go, in my own way.
I'm not someone who wants marriage or a live-in partner. I like being a single parent, and I like to sleep alone with my plushie pups. I don't want to be bothered with lovemaking in the morning, or breakfast in bed. I want to be alone when I write, and when I'm waking up. I also wouldn't want someone that I knew via work in any way.
The ideal age would be within a few years of mine. Some people say that "age ain't nothin' but a numbah", but that's certainly not one of my personal mantras. It's often hard to find things in common once you stray out of your generation.
I think it goes without saying that I'd prefer a girl who looks like a girl who must love pee as much as I do.
Female, Lesbian-Couple, Gay-Couple
Age of partner from
No kids chasing cougars!
Age of partner to
No old people!
Partners genitals should be
Trimmed to be neat, Completely shaved
I want my partner to smoke heavily
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
I like all my bodyparts!
5 ft 5 in
Shaved or waxed to be gone
Earrings, Body Piercings, Tounge Piercing, Tattoos
Glasses or Contacts
Animals, Perfume/Cologne, Pollen
HIV/AIDS negative and tested regularly, Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly, Vaccinated against Hepatitis A/B
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Arts/Museums, Board games, Books/Reading, Camping/Outdoors, Cars, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Fishing/Hunting, Healthy living, Motorcycles, Movies (making), Music/Concerts, Photography, Playing cards, Playing sports, Shopping, Television (watching), Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports
Dancing, Live music/Music, Movies/Film, Gambling, Symphony/Opera, T.V./Videos/DVDs, Theater/Arts
Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, Dramas, News, Sports, Stand Up Comedy, Talk Shows
Animation, Classics, Crime, Documentary, Drama, Horror, Independent, Mystery, Porn, Thrillers
Alternative Rock, Classic Rock, Classical, Miscellaneous, Rock 'n Roll, Soundtracks
Biographies, Erotica, Fiction, History, Horror, Mystery, Non Fiction, Sports, Thrillers
Watch and Participate
Work & Living Environment
Live with kids
American, Chinese, French, Japanese, Mexican, Pizza, Seafood, Thai, Vegetarian
Favorite sexual fantasy
To have a threesome, or more, with women only! That's probably the one I have the best chance of making happen...
Other fantasies involve pee play or sex with celebrities...who doesn't think about that? Highly unlikely to happen for anyone, let alone lil ole me, but I don't totally shut my door to the thought! Currently, I'd like to give a golden shower to a certain lead singer of a certain group. I also once had a dream about having the opportunity to fuck Jeff Hardy (this was back when he was super-hot), but he insisted I fuck his brother first (Matt Hardy, Version Ugly dot Boring)...even though I'm not much into guys these days, I don't think I'd turn that down if the situation arose in real life, haha. I'd also totally love to wet a bed with Sarah Silverman :)
I'll try most anything once
Crossdressing, Exhibitionism, Group Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Piss Play, Public sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Threesomes, Toys
Afternoon, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
Not a big part
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Back, Breasts, Butt, Hands, Inner thigh, Nipples
Boss/Employee, Celebrity/Fan, Cop/prisoner, Jailer/Prisoner, Knight/Damsel in Distress, Police/Civilian, Prisoner/Prisoner, Teacher/Student, Trainer/Dog
A movie theatre, A moving vehicle, In the nature, A dressing room, An airplane, My bed, My yard
Dirty talk during sex?
Entirely depends on my mood
Making home videos/pics
I AM a pornstar!
Clit stimulators, Dildos/Vibrators, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Food for play
Chocolate sauce, Frosting, Strawberries, Whipped cream, Food is for eating!
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Bisexual, Busty women, Interracial, Fetish, Gay, Lesbian
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner
Porn Movies, How often?
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