House plant looking for couch potato.

Heavier than I look (my family holds it well); hairy; clean; loner.  Though I can be the life of the party I prefer being alone or with that special someone watching television in the nude on the couch just petting or holding.  I'm very oral and like guys that are oral too.  Sex:  At it's worst is about four hours.  At it's best ... who knows?  Just because you shot your load doesn't mean it's over.  Some of the most intense cock sucking is AFTER the fireworks.

Turn Ons

Men who don't have to be assholes to know they're men.  Men that like being men and not women.  NOTHING about a woman is sexy!  I like a man that appears the quiet type to most people but when one on one ... passionate, tender, long-lasting lover!!!  Dark hair always gets my attention but isn't everything.  I LOVE the male body in it's natural state.  Give me a nice mechanic; rancher; farmer; blue collar guy any day.

Turn Offs

Hardware!  Can't stand these beautiful bodies being gauged!  Tatoos use to be hard to find exciting when they were becoming popular in the 80s but now in light of these body gaugings the tatoos aren't so bad.  The only enhancement the male body needs is good hard work. Twinks; assholes; pain; disgusting sex; humiliation.

Movies

Almost a little of everything:  fantasy; sci-fi; horror; classic Disney.  I'm getting tired of the movies that attempt to show how the assholes of this world should be pittied and not jailed.  It all comes down to choice.  Good old male porn before condoms, body waxing and steroids.

Hobbies

Playing with myself while watching television.

Music

Classic and 80s Country/Western; new age; New Wave; early 80s top 40; Eurythmics; Go Gos; some classical; etc.

Books

The Bible; Edgar Cayce; Harry Potter; a few series written by David Eddings; one series written by Mercedes Lackey; "Tragedy and Hope: A History of our modern day" written by prof. Carol Quigly; the writings by our founder fathers; the Constitution of the United States of America; etc.

Horoscope

Aquarius

Ethnicity

White/Caucasian

Education

Some college

Marital Status

Single

Kids

None

Relocate

Within the city

Time spent online?

An hour or so a day

Languages

English

Faith

Christian/Other

Social Orientation

Conservative

Humor

Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic

Tobacco Consumption

I'm a non-smoker

Alcohol Consumption

I'm a light social drinker

Want kids?

No way

Ideal partner

Taller than myself, if only slightly. Dark body hair and some muslces. Average to a bit larger in body size and elsewhere would be nice. My "ideal" partner (don't worry, I'm realistic and know Prince Charming isn't out there) has body hair (hair on top doesn't matter); is clean most of the time (the shower can wait a while on your days off) but rank doesn't cut it; takes responsibility for himself in life (not looking for someone to take care of OR take care of me); likes company but doesn't go looking for nightly love because he can't be alone; doesn't have to prove he's a man through asshole actions; is pretty much a home body but likes to do light work around the house. Holding is essential during the night. I like waking up in during the night to find myself either spooning my man or being spooned by my man. Sex isn't the forefront but it doesn't end after ejaculation.

Looking for

Male

For Activities

1-on-1 sex, Discreet Relationship

Appearance

Matters a little

Partners genitals should be

Hairy, Average, Trimmed to be neat

Does size matter?

Average is all I need!

Tobacco Preference

I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly

Alcohol Preference

I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly

Body Type

Full figured

Sexual Orientation

Gay

Sexually Daring

I'm curious

Sexual Activities

Giving Oral Sex, Massage, Receiving Oral Sex

Sex, When?

Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays

Sex, How often?

At least once a week

Practice Safe Sex

Anal Only

Most Erogenous zones?

Ears

Role-playing fantasies

Locations

My bed

Dirty talk during sex?

I'll do it if my partner enjoys it

Making home videos/pics

I want no part of