Let the fun begin said the Garden Gnome

Sex should be fun no matter what your bag is. I enjoy eating and sex so I like to combine these two pleasures. Remember what it says on the cover of the Hitchhiker"s Guide to the Galaxy ï DON"T PANIC and of course always follow Bill & Ted"s advise ï Be Excellent to Each Other

I share the views of the cartoon character Maxine who says "Life"s all about ass. you"re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it,busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one or you live with one" Of course since published in newspapers, she can"t mention my favorite ï eating it. with a side of dick and balls and the t"ain"t wonderful combo ï better than MacDonald"s.
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Turn Ons

Men & boys ages legal up. just about anything oral with other actions depending on the guy. since I am cut I would love to find a nice pliable foreskin to dock. I can"t return the favor but then as mentioned already I am very oral. Frottage is great. I have a kink for looking up Scots kilts and love red hair or ginger lads as the Brits say. As Maria sang, these are a few of my favorite things. I love talking dirty about my favorite things and if you enjoy that too, ask about my messanger address. A Dirty Mind is a Joy Forever is my slogan

Turn Offs

intolerant people who can"t let others enjoy their lives and have to be shitty to others. see above for my solution for them
Hypocrits.

Movies

BURLESQUE, Recent movie on DVD I saw: "Naked Boys Singing". they are really naked and really sing and "Nine Dead Gay Guys" sort of funny but not great
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your purse or wallet were ever in a stripper"s butt crack?
If not, you"re wondering now. Have a nice day!

Hobbies

you need to ask? check out my blog murphygeo.blogspot.com

Music

the oldies but still goodies like the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, the Eagles, ELO, Pink Floyd, Abba, Elton John before he was Sir Elton, the sound track from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert and lots of others. The movie I just came across on LOGO called KINKY BOOTS has a great soundtrack too.

AND MY CURRENT ANTHEM ï GIMME, GIMME, GIMME A MAN AFTER MIDNIGHT.

Books

All five books of the Hitchhiker"s Guide to the Galaxy trilogy, all the Armistad Maupin"s Tales of the City. The DVDs of these are good but they cant do the books full justice. I am also as you might have guessed a big fan of Sci-Fi and Fantasy including the classics of the Dune series and its prequels, Everything by Isaac Asimov who I think gave the StarWars series its inspiration. Latest is the Wheel of Times Series. I am reading Book 13 at this time (may 2011) and then will have to wait for final Book 14 to come out. I also love the Four Bubbas of the Apocalypse books. they appeal to my twisted mind.

Marital Status

Single

Languages

English, Spanish/Espanol

Social Orientation

Liberal

Humor

Goofy, Clever, Dry/Sarcastic

Tobacco Consumption

I'm a non-smoker

Alcohol Consumption

I rarely drink

Looking for

Male

Sexual Orientation

Gay