Happy Hippy Sex Geek
Well, it ate my whole long completed profile, so just something brief for the moment. I"m a sexual adventurer and activist. I"m bi, poly, kinky, thoroughly exhibitionistic, and a huge geek, especially around sexuality and sexual health issues.
I very much appreciate comments and messages about my vid posts; half the fun of being an exhibitionist is knowing the voyeurs are enjoying themselves!
Also, I really hate how this site eats formatting of any sort. Argh. Apologies for all the walls of text that"s created.
Sexy, sexy brains. Bi guys. Bi women. Anal play, both giving and receiving. Geeks. Bondage. Rough sex. Hairpulling. Toys. Size play. Double and triple penetration. Strap-ons. Fisting. CBT, especially sounds and ball stretchers. Exhibitionism. Voyeurism. Watching guys jack their cocks while they play with their asses. Feeling my muscles work. Having my back and neck and ass played with. Floggers, spanking, paddles, electrical play (almost entirely on the receiving side). Pussy spreaders. Gay porn. Sex machines. Predicament bondage. Leather. Bi bear leatherdaddies. Butch women. Trans men. Powerful femme women. Body-comfort and openness. Writing smutty analyses of my brain and the world around me. Cybersex (chat logs create their own porn; such a bonus!). Laughter. Geeky intelligent conversation. Knowledge of sexual politics and theory.
Closets. That"s my face in them there vids. You can reasonably conclude that I"m either terminally stupid, or not too worried about hiding myself and my life. I"m extremely out about everything in my life, and have been for years. I don"t relate very well to people who are intensely closeted about who they are.
Being treated in particularly feminine or romantic ways. There"s still a 10-year-old tomboy living in my head, and she"s a prickly bastard at times. In my only D/s relationship, I am called "Sir". Along those lines, I"m almost exclusively a sensation player. It"s not a good idea to approach me seeking a D/s interaction, especially one where I"m subbing. I enjoy being dominant in some online play, but it"s almost never part of my face-to-face interactions.
Major attention to my breasts. Yeah, I know they"re big, and that tends to attract folks who really love playing with breasts. For me, it"s something like 5th base â a sensation I only like once I"m already waaaaay turned on. Then I want it rough; pinching and pulling and teeth.
Homophobia, transphobia, racism ï all the usual bullshit. If you"re an ass, I"m not interested.
Lack of respect for a polite decline of an invitation. Trying to talk, persuade, or guilt me into something I"ve already said I"m not interested in pursuing will just piss me right the fuck off.
Copy/Paste from a profile on a different site:
I also watch a lot of movies and shows, and have a similar problem coming up with a favorite. I"m currently educating myself on Doctor Who; I"ve been netflixing episodes from the beginning on up. I adore Jon Pertwee. I"m eagerly awaiting the day Max Headroom is released on DVD (August! It"s finally coming!), and deeply pleased that Alien Nation finally has been. I"m a huge Joss Whedon fan, most especially Firefly. I have a soft spot for the Raimi brothers, and will watch almost anything with Bruce Campbell in it, although Brisco County Jr is top of the list. I love Farscape, Wonderfalls, and Freaks and Geeks. I"m mourning the loss of Pushing Daisies, but digging getting into Eureka, Sanctuary, and Castle. I"m also a big fan of Dirty Jobs, Bill Nye"s Stuff Happens, Burn Notice, United States of Tara, Number One Ladies" Detective Agency, and Ninja Warrior. I can"t wait for the return of Torchwood. I think A Bit of Fry and Laurie is some of the funniest sketch comedy I"ve ever seen. I"m sure by now it"s deeply shocking that I"d also be a Monty Python fan. In terms of more general movie genres, I most often steer away from tragedies and from romantic comedies, although there are exceptions on both, and I generally prefer a good dose of weirdness in my media. The Cartoon Network and Comedy Central"s Adult Swim (particularly Moral Orel) are also my friends.
I love American Zombie, V for Vendetta (movie and graphic novel), Saving Grace, Harold and Kumar, Mirrormask, Kinsey, Ginger Snaps, The Blues Brothers, The Dark Crystal, Muppets from Space, The Big Lebowski, The Hudsucker Proxy, Jeffrey, When Night is Falling, The Full Monty, But I"m a Cheerleader, Nausicaa, By Hook or By Crook, Citizen Ruth, Dead Alive, Dirty Pictures, Dogma, Dr. Strangelove, Eddie Izzard"s Dress to Kill, The Fifth Element, Harold and Maude, Immortal Beloved, Kung Fu Hustle, The Madness of King George, Orgazmo, Pi, Princess Bride, Real Genius, Tank Girl, The Thomas Crown Affair, Time Bandits, Wag the Dog, Forbidden Zone and a multitude of other movies. I"ve been having fun in recent years going through various themes via Netflix, and recently watched almost every zombie and werewolf movie I could get my hands on. I also have a serious weakness for MST-worthy bad movies. I can tell you in which movies to find zombie fetuses, zombie fish, marsupial werewolves...
I watch a lot of documentaries of all sorts, and I"m hooked on The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Countdown, Frontline, and Bill Moyers Journal. I have a massive crush on Rachel Maddow.
And although they don"t ask about it, this seems like the appropriate place to say that I really enjoy games, too, and play them much too rarely. I"m not generally a video gamer nor a role-player, but I love everything from classic board games to puzzles and quiz games, and I have a wonderful time with games like Chez Geek, and the Looney Labs games.
And although I make it to them less often than I"d like, I have a huge amount of fun with Cons and Festivals and events of that sort.
I really don"t spend a huge amount of time listening to music, but my interests there are all over the board, too. I particularly love blues, classic rock, 80s pop, classic country, psychedelia, zydeco, bluegrass, and taiko drumming, and I still take guilty pleasure in the 80s hair-rock of my youth.
"Favorite book" is an almost impossible call for me. I"m a long-standing SF/F fan, with a particular fondness for hard SF (Robert L. Forward, Greg Bear), and for elaborate, often multibook worldbuilding (P.C. Hodgell, Marion Zimmer Bradley, Sherri S. Tepper). I also have particular fondnesses for Neil Gaiman, Spider Robinson, and Terry Pratchett. I have a long-standing love of traditional fairy tales and creative modern fairy tales and retellings (for awesome new fairy tales, I recommend Catherynne Valente"s Orphan Tales duology). I also read a lot of non-fiction, mostly science, politics, and sexuality, but really anything that catches my eye. I love Jared Diamond"s work, and Ehrlich"s Human Natures, and Blink, and Bonk and Your Inner Fish. I"m a longtime fan of Susie Bright, Carol Queen and Tristan Taormino. I can get lost in bookstores for days. I can"t pass up used books that are cheaper than candy bars (library book sales drain my wallet like nothing else). I read voraciously, usually a few books a week. At the moment I"m typing this, I just finished Robert Forward"s Indistinguishable from Magic, and am reading Schermer"s The Science of Good and Evil. Next up are a few I bought yesterday: Tongue First, and a history of clockmaking"s effects on the world (I can"t recall the title at the moment).
Magazine-wise, I read In These Times, Scientific American, Ms., Mother Jones, Bust, Spread, and Bitch.
BA/BS (4 years college)
Time spent online?
Several hours a day
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic
I'm a heavy social smoker
I don't drink at all
About my Partner
Really not looking right now, but not 100% closed to the possibility. Relationship options sucked in the settings. I'm polyamorous and have several partners.
In terms of physical traits I have a particular weakness for, I love both long hair and shaved heads. I"m often fond of beards. Big, powerful, strong, fat bodies make me happy. I love women"s hips and thighs, especially. I love interesting bodyart, and other indicators that we share overlapping subcultures (calling all freaks and geeks!). It"s very rare for me to be attracted to anyone under about 26 or 27 these days (I'm 40). All the physical stuff is really just what turns my head on the street, though. My partners have and continue to range all over the map, appearance-wise. I"m all about the sexy sexy brainmeats. Once I connect there, I generally have a wonderful time finding out what new and cool things there are to appreciate about the body attached to said brain.
Male, Female, Bi-Couple, Lesbian-Couple, Gay-Couple, TS/TG/TV, Group
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, 1-on-1 sex, Group sex(3 or more), Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Sadism & Masochism, Other "Alternative" Activities
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be
Hairy, Average, Trimmed to be neat, Completely shaved
Does size matter?
What he does with it is what matters
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly, I dont mind if my partner smokes heavily, I want my partner to smoke lightly, I want my partner to smoke heavily
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly, I dont mind if my partner drinks heavily
I like all my bodyparts!
5 ft 7 in
Pits, Legs, Everywhere
Earrings, Body Piercings, Tounge Piercing, Tattoos
Glasses or Contacts
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly, Vaccinated against Hepatitis A/B
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Arts/Museums, Board games, Books/Reading, Camping/Outdoors, Coffee and conversation, Motorcycles, Movies (watching), Playing cards, Politics, Television (watching), Travel/Sightseeing
Comics/Anime, Live music/Music, Movies/Film, T.V./Videos/DVDs, Theater/Arts
Anime, Arts & Entertainment, Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, Movie Channels, News, Sci-Fi, Sit-coms, Stand Up Comedy, Variety Shows
Action, Adventure, Animation, Family, Comedy, Crime, Documentary, Fantasy, Horror, Independent, Musicals, Mystery, Porn, Science Fiction
Alternative Rock, Blues, Broadway & Vocalists, Classic Rock, Classical, Country, Dance & DJ, Electronic/Techno/House, Folk, Hard Rock & Metal, Hip-Hop, Indie, Industrial, International, Latin, Miscellaneous, Rap, Reggae, Punk, Rock 'n Roll, Soundtracks
Erotica, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Magazines, Mystery, Non Fiction, Sci-Fi, Science/Technology
Walking to the car is enough for me
Work & Living Environment
$35,001 to $50,000
There's a party every night
American, Cajun, Chinese, Fast food, French, Greek, Japanese, Indian, Italian, Mexican, Mongolian, Persian, Pizza, Seafood, Thai, Vegetarian, Vietnameese
Favorite sexual fantasy
At the moment, a gang-bang with my current and former lovers, all cocks and fists and strap-ons, see what it really takes to wear me out. It varies day-to-day, though. Sometimes I"m in the mood for a strap-on and a guy bent over and spread in front of me. Sometimes all I want is to work my fingers into a girl and go down on her until she"s cum as much and as hard as she can. Sometimes I"m craving skin sensation, and my back tingles imagining the feel of a flogger. Sometimes I want to be bent over, spread, and tied up, and have my limits pushed in every possible way. Sometimes I just want a slow, lazy, affectionate fuck.
I've already tried everything and will do it again!
Blindfolds, Butt Play, Exhibitionism, Fisting, Group Sex, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Leather, Making Movies, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Public sex, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Sadomasochism, Strap-Ons, Threesomes, Toys
Mornings, Weekends, Evenings
Sex, How often?
At least once a week
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Back, Butt, Ears, Neck
A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A moving vehicle, In the nature, A dressing room, A swimming pool/hot tub, My bed, The beach, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
Sometimes I really get into it
Making home videos/pics
Have a growing collection
Anal/Climax beads, Ben Wa balls, Butt plugs/probes, Clit stimulators, Cock ring, Dildos/Vibrators, Strap-ons, Swings, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Food for play
Cherries, Cucumbers, Grapes, Ice, Ice cream, Popsicles, Strawberries, Whipped cream
Ass slappers, Blindfolds, Cat tails, Cock and Ball Toys, Collar and leash, Gags, Handcuffs/shackles, Harnesses, Medical gear, Nipple clamps, Paddles, Penis/Scrotum clamps, Silk scarves, Whips, Got it all, and more!
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, BBW, Bisexual, Bondage, Busty women, Interracial, Fetish, Gay, Hard, Mature, Lesbian, Rimming, Transsexual
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?