All love, no hate — no, some hate but mostly love. Lust is love right?
I"m a bit freaky, get over it.
your voice, seriously. I love a sensual voice, in control...
a mistress, a strap-on. there"s plenty more, but fuckin ask will ya? There"s a message feature on this site don"t ya know?
One of my biggest turnoffs is that goddamn penthouse fuckin real doll looking, hugh hefner sucking, calorie counting (Yet somehow HUGELY and ugly busty) freak look that I see whenever I"m dumb enough to turn on the TV...
So please do not be as listed above ï unless you are prepared to be unreasonably freaky or odds-defyingly down to earth. Any questions?.. say a big NO to kids or animals ï anything non-consensual. Not into scat or blood and pain stuff, not into guys, prefer you weren"t inked, "but it show"s what an individual I am" ...nope sorry, you"re a sheep like most people you know who have tats. Baaa....baaa...
Most suck, but when they"re good they"re alright.
almost exclusively is shit. Turn on any radio and I"ll probably start puking blood at the loathsome banality that I hear. ugh...
Burn em...we can"t can"t have history clouding our judgement can we?
Time spent online?
Several hours a day
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick, Anything
I'm a non-smoker
I'm constantly drunk
Kids, How many?
About my Partner
Me. Yup I know just how I like it. Well, I used to. Now I"m bored. Meh...
Age of partner from
please be legal by at least 10 years or so. Gets weird otherwise
Age of partner to
if I can lick your nipples and clitty at the same time, no.
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, 1-on-1 sex, Discreet Relationship, Group sex(3 or more), Bondage & Discipline, Cross-Dressing, Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Sadism & Masochism, Miscellaneous Fetishes, Other "Alternative" Activities
Matters a little
Partners genitals should be
Average, Trimmed to be neat, Completely shaved
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly, I dont mind if my partner drinks heavily, I want my partner to drink lightly, I want my partner to drink heavily
4 ft 11 in
Reaches my butt
Sideburns, Moustache, Goatee, Beard, Other
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Arms, Bikini line, Buns, Chest, Treasure trail, Pits, Tummy, Legs, Everywhere
Amputee, Arthritis, Asthma, Blindness, Cancer, Carpal tunnel syndrome, Cerebral Palsy, Chronic pain, Deafness, Diabetes, Emotional problems, Epilepsy, Lupus, Multiple sclerosis, Muscular dystrophy, Paralysis, Severe allergies, Wheelchair confinment
HIV/AIDS negative and tested regularly, Not tested, Vaccinated against Hepatitis A/B, HSV Type I (Oral Herpes), HSV Type II (Genital Herpes), HIV/AIDS positive, Hepatitis A/B positive, Hepatitis C positive, Genital warts
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Work & Living Environment
American, Cajun, Chinese, Fast food, French, Greek, Japanese, Indian, Italian, Mexican, Mongolian, Persian, Pizza, Seafood, Thai, Vegetarian, Vietnameese
Favorite sexual fantasy
Two dommes (one of which is a "real" gal) who use me as their slave. Should there be more than one slave? Yeah, why not as long as it"s not a guy. Or maybe just a really good blowjob. Or a bad blowjob (no teeth please — why can"t girls figure that out, I mean geezus, what the fuck?) hell even an awkward handjob would do. I"m off to oil up this flaccid appendage and pretend it"s me trying to stroke myself.
I'll try most anything once
Blindfolds, Butt Play, Crossdressing, Dominance/Discipline, Food Play, Gangbangs, Glory Holes, Group Sex, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Phone Sex, Piss Play, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Rubber/PVC/Latex, Strap-Ons, Threesomes, Toys
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
At least once a week
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Back, Belly, Breasts, Butt, Calves, Ears, Feet, Fingers, Hands, Inner thigh, Knees, Lips, Neck, Nipples, Toes
A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A moving vehicle, In the nature, A rollercoaster, A dressing room, A swimming pool/hot tub, An airplane, My bed, My desk at work, My yard, The beach, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
Entirely depends on my mood
Making home videos/pics
Haven't found a parter do it with yet
Willing to experiment
Anal/Climax beads, Ben Wa balls, Butt plugs/probes, Clit stimulators, Cock ring, Dildos/Vibrators, Strap-ons, Swings, Vaginas, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Blindfolds, Collar and leash, Gags, Handcuffs/shackles, Harnesses, Masks, Silk scarves
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, BBW, Bondage, Cumshots, Interracial, Fetish, Mature, Lesbian, Rimming, Transsexual
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, Wish my partner would watch with me
Porn Movies, How often?
All the time!