Reflect on this...
I am an irreverent smartass. I like to consider practicalities, even in the face of raging hormones. For example, in porn scenes where people fuck the delivery boy because they don"t have enough cash to pay for the pizza, it always irks me that they just throw the pizza down instead of sticking it in the oven. Maybe it"s just me, but if I"m going to whore myself out for pizza, it had better still be warm by the time I get around to eating it.
I am not exactly an exhibitionist, but I like to show off for people who are interested; I get turned on knowing that I am turning other people on. I also get turned on by watching myself in mirrors and on video (both alone and with others). Some people would be ashamed of this, but I think that is kind of silly; it"s not like god kills a kitten each time I get off thinking about what a sexy bitch I am. Even if he does, my narcissistic dick spankings only serve to reduce the feral cat population.
I am primarily interested in guys, but I guess you could say I"m bi-curious about women. I am definitely not one of those guys who would run away screaming at the sight of a pussy, and I can"t really empathize with people who are sexually repulsed by one sex or the other. Sure, my number one people-watching priority is cute guys with great sets of buns, but I would be lying if I said I never catch myself staring at boobs.
If I left you a comment involving whipped cream, that means I think you are pretty fucking hot. I don"t squander a can of whipped cream on just anyone...
Hot asses (and even okay asses). Whenever I see a cute guy with a smooth ass, my first instinct is to grab him by the hips and bury my face in his ass like a silk pillow.
I love watching hot guys play with their asses. If you are a smooth, toned guy with hot assplay videos, please make me aware of your existence immediately!
Soft, fluffy hair
Asians and smooth Latinos
When hot guys smell like fabric softener
Putting my hands inside peoples clothes
The sound of hips smacking against an ass
Being pressed against other people
Wet squishy sex sounds
I am not a fan of body hair. I could write a book on my hair preferences, but in a nutshell, these are what turn me off:
Hairy chests and stomachs
Long hair on guys
Unpleasant bodily odors
Piss, shit, and blood
Certain other colognes
Axe body spray
I'm a non-smoker
I rarely drink
About my Partner
Physically, I like guys who are cute in the face, slim with some muscle tone (but not super buff), and who are naturally smooth or manscape regularly. Other than that and what is listed in my turn-offs section, I don"t have any strong preferences. However, a hot ass will earn you bonus points. I don"t prefer any hair/eye color over another, but nothing catches my eye like a cute redhead.
Personality wise, I like sarcastic assholes with touch of sweetness (the type that flirts by saying really mean things, and then smiles adorably, playfully messes up your hair, and assures you they were joking... mostly). I like someone who doesn"t take much seriously when not necessary, and who isn"t afraid to be silly, even in the sack. I find humor in the most inappropriate things, and I like other people who can do the same.
Age of partner from
Age of partner to
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, 1-on-1 sex
Partners genitals should be
Trimmed to be neat
I dont want my partner to smoke
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
Tall and skinny
6 ft 2 in
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Board games, Camping/Outdoors, Movies (making)
Adventure, Comedy, Horror, Mystery, Porn, Thrillers
Alternative Rock, Dance & DJ, Electronic/Techno/House, Miscellaneous, Rap, Reggae
Work & Living Environment
American, Fast food, French, Japanese, Pizza, Seafood, Thai
Favorite sexual fantasy
Switching bodies with someone and having sex with myself.
Other than that, my sexual fantasies are pretty run-of-the-mill.
Butt Play, Food Play, Giving Anal Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Receiving Anal Sex, Toys
Afternoon, Evenings, Late Night
Sex, How often?
At least once a week
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Butt, Inner thigh, Lips, Neck
In the nature, My bed, My yard, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
Entirely depends on my mood
Making home videos/pics
Have a growing collection
Anal/Climax beads, Butt plugs/probes, Dildos/Vibrators, Vaginas, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Food for play
Chocolate sauce, Cucumbers, Frosting, Whipped cream
Not into bondage
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, Bisexual, Gay, Hard, Rimming, Teen (18+)
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?
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