Reflect on this...
I am an irreverent smartass. I like to consider practicalities, even in the face of raging hormones. For example, in porn scenes where people fuck the delivery boy because they don"t have enough cash to pay for the pizza, it always irks me that they just throw the pizza down instead of sticking it in the oven. Maybe it"s just me, but if I"m going to whore myself out for pizza, it had better still be warm by the time I get around to eating it.
I am not exactly an exhibitionist, but I like to show off for people who are interested; I get turned on knowing that I am turning other people on. I also get turned on by watching myself in mirrors and on video (both alone and with others). Some people would be ashamed of this, but I think that is kind of silly; it"s not like god kills a kitten each time I get off thinking about what a sexy bitch I am. Even if he does, my narcissistic dick spankings only serve to reduce the feral cat population.
I am primarily interested in guys, but I guess you could say I"m bi-curious about women. I am definitely not one of those guys who would run away screaming at the sight of a pussy, and I can"t really empathize with people who are sexually repulsed by one sex or the other. Sure, my number one people-watching priority is cute guys with great sets of buns, but I would be lying if I said I never catch myself staring at boobs.
As far as sex goes, I like it to be somewhat sensual and animalistic at the same time. I love making out with a guy while he's on top of me, running my hands up and down his smooth back, inching my fingers inside the waistband of his underwear, and squeezing both his ass cheeks. Don't get me wrong, I also love vigorous fucking, but there has to be some passion in it. I'm not the kind of guy who likes to just barge into a bathroom stall and ram my cock up some random slut's ass. I find it kind of boring when people simply want to stick it in/have it stuck in them without any sensuality.
If I left you a comment involving whipped cream, that means I think you are pretty fucking hot. I don"t squander a can of whipped cream on just anyone...
Hot asses (and even okay asses). Whenever I see a cute guy with a smooth ass, my first instinct is to grab him by the hips and bury my face in his ass like a silk pillow.
I love watching hot guys play with their asses. If you are a smooth, toned guy with hot assplay videos, please make me aware of your existence immediately!
Soft, fluffy hair
Asians and smooth Latinos
When hot guys smell like fabric softener
Putting my hands inside peoples clothes
The sound of hips smacking against an ass
Being pressed against other people
Wet squishy sex sounds
Unpleasant bodily odors
Piss, shit, and blood
Certain other colognes
Axe body spray
I'm a non-smoker
I rarely drink
About my Partner
Physically, I like guys who are cute in the face, slim with some muscle tone (but not super buff), and who are naturally smooth or manscape regularly. Other than that and what is listed in my turn-offs section, I don"t have any strong preferences. However, a hot ass will earn you bonus points. I don"t prefer any hair/eye color over another, but nothing catches my eye like a cute redhead.
Personality wise, I like sarcastic assholes with touch of sweetness (the type that flirts by saying really mean things, and then smiles adorably, playfully messes up your hair, and assures you they were joking... mostly). I like someone who doesn"t take much seriously when not necessary, and who isn"t afraid to be silly, even in the sack. I find humor in the most inappropriate things, and I like other people who can do the same.
Age of partner from
Age of partner to
Partners genitals should be
Trimmed to be neat
I dont want my partner to smoke
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
Tall and skinny
6 ft 2 in
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Board games, Camping/Outdoors, Movies (making)
Adventure, Comedy, Horror, Mystery, Porn, Thrillers
Alternative Rock, Dance & DJ, Electronic/Techno/House, Miscellaneous, Rap, Reggae
Work & Living Environment
American, Fast food, French, Japanese, Pizza, Seafood, Thai
Favorite sexual fantasy
Meeting a cute, sweet guy just by chance at a secluded swimming spot in the woods. We try to discreetly check each other out as the summer sun beats down on our wet, glistening bodies. Finally, I swim over to him and we climb out onto a rock and introduce ourselves. The sexual tension mounts as we get to know one another. He smiles warmly and never breaks eye contact as he talks to me, except to steal an occasional glance at my wet, smooth chest. After warming up to each other, I slide back into the water and give him a beckoning glance. He slides into the water and follows me as I swim to the rope swing. I reach up and grab the rope with one hand. He stops swimming as he reaches me, and we stare warmly at one another for a moment. He slowly comes closer. I can feel the water rippling around my shoulders from his swimming strokes. He puts his arms around my shoulders, and I support our weight as he stops treading water. A warm tingle radiates throughout my body and my cock starts to thicken as our bodies come together. I pull him closer with my free hand and run it up and down his back. He rests his forehead on mine. I can smell the sweet aroma of his sunscreen. His warm breath feels so good on my wet lips. I run my hand through his wet hair as our lips meet. He wraps his legs around my waist and presses his body against mine. I squeeze him tightly, pulling our bodies as close together as possible. I am rock hard by this point. I inch my hand through the waistband of his swim trunks and move my fingertips over his bubble butt cheeks. My cock hardens even more as a feel that his butt is silky smooth, a sensation which is heightened by the water. I push down on the waistband of his trunks, and he momentarily releases his legs from my waist and wiggles his body as I slide his trunks off. He uses his feet to slide my trunks off. As our trunks float to the surface, he wraps his legs back around my waist, and I feel that his cock is also rock hard as our bodies come back together. We grind against each other as we make out, the water providing natural lubrication. The water is cool, but I hardly notice because of the body heat trapped between us, and the warmth of his raging boner pressed against mine. I caress his ass some more, running my finger tips across his smooth, perky cheeks and into his crack. I reach between us and point my cock forward so that the back side of my shaft is pressed against his taint. He beings moving his hips rhythmically, grinding his hole up and down the back of my shaft. I reach back and press my cock into his crack. I kiss him harder. His cock is still pressed against my stomach, and my cock feels so good squeezed between his smooth, firm buns. I open my eyes. Golden sunlight bounces off the shimmering water surface and mixes with the vivid green from the lush canopy above. I look into his eyes. His wet hair is stuck to his forehead, and water droplets are running down his face. I let go of the rope and we swim to the bank of the creek, which consists of a smooth slab of granite. He pulls himself partway out of the water onto the rock, exposing his tight, defined back and the top of his ass. I rub his shoulders and massage his back with my thumbs, gently kissing the back of his neck. He slides back into the water and holds onto the rock with both his hands. I reach around with both my hands and feel his firm pecs. I move one hand down his stomach, tracing the outline of his abs with my fingers, and down through his trimmed pubes. I feel his back arch against my body as my fingertips reach his cock. As I grip his cock and slowly start to jerk him off, he presses his ass against me. I arch my back, and his hump fits perfectly into the contours of my pelvis, my dick resting against his crack. I start humping and grinding against him. His cheeks are the perfect balance of firm and cushy. I hump and grind against him, my dick moving through his crack at the same rate I am jerking him. Being that I am reaching around from behind, I am able to grip his cock exactly the same way I grip mine when I jerk off. I feel his cock start to pulse In my hand, his breathing gets faster, and I grind against him harder. His perfect ass feels so good pressed against me underwater. With my other hand, I grab his hair and pull his head back so I can kiss his neck. As I jerk him faster, I grind my cock against his ass at the same rhythm. I can feel the pleasure I am giving him radiating through my own body, almost as if I am jerking my own cock. Just when I feel that I cannot hold back any longer, his breathing becomes rapid and he lets out a soft moan. I can feel his cock throbbing rapidly in my hand as he shoots his load into the water. His back arches against me and his butt cheeks repeatedly clench with my cock between them. With both hands, I pull him against me in a tight squeeze and vigorously kiss his neck as I reach orgasm. Even though my cock is underwater, I can tell that my cum is shooting out forcefully against his back. I don’t know how many times I shoot, but it feels like goes on forever, and I don’t want it to stop. As the intensity finally subsides, I continue to hold him for a few minutes before we finally pull ourselves up onto the rock. I tell him I have the cabin to myself for the evening and invite him to come over. I mention that it has a hot tub on the deck with a perfect view of the stars, and extra large Jacuzzi tub with plenty of bubble bath. He gladly accepts my invitation as we cuddle naked under the trees.
Haha, I think I need to stop here before this turns into a full-blown smut novel.
Butt Play, Food Play, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys
Afternoon, Evenings, Late Night
Sex, How often?
At least once a week
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Butt, Inner thigh, Lips, Neck
In the nature, My bed, My yard, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
Entirely depends on my mood
Making home videos/pics
Have a growing collection
Anal/Climax beads, Butt plugs/probes, Dildos/Vibrators, Vaginas, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Food for play
Chocolate sauce, Cucumbers, Frosting, Whipped cream
Not into bondage
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, Bisexual, Gay, Hard, Rimming, Teen (18+)
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?
Once or twice a week