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The Happiest Sadist


I am in a happy LTR, but I get to have a little fun around the edges. Talk to me about what that means. I will say that it"s gonna be kinky.

I like to joke around and have fun, and mainly I"m just here to perv... But who knows?

Turn Ons



  • biggirls

  • bondage

  • spanking

  • hairy pussies

  • moaning

  • seeing women come

  • homemade porn

  • riding crops

  • hair pulling

  • tattoos

  • panties that are soaked

  • women of a certain age

  • resistance play

  • electricity

  • dog collars

  • keeping young fat girls in cages

  • hairy armpits

Turn Offs



  • Fake boobs

  • fake tans


  • pierced genitals

  • skinny girls

  • porn star wanna-bes

  • strippers

  • bulldaggers

Hobbies


golf, skiing and sex

Music


Pulp, The Arcade Fire, The Smiths, Joy Division, The Hidden Cameras, Stellastarr*, New Order, The Wedding Present

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Watch me come...
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Feels so good
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hand tools
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Play time
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Panda Playing Pt 2
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2 years ago

checkout my wife 's new video's buddy im gonna uplad more tonight thx.

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5 years ago

your ass video is hot!

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5 years ago

Thanks for the request sweetie!

Stay in touch Kiss

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5 years ago

Haha, is that a pokemon for your picture? that is soooo silly.. :)

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5 years ago

your welcome, love to chat with you soon xxx

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5 years ago

Thanks for the request!  ;~)

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5 years ago

Thanks for the add, gorgeous cock.

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5 years ago

thanks for the add! very nice cock too!

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5 years ago

heyyyyyy

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5 years ago

got new video take a look

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5 years ago

Insured, of course I'm insured! LMAO

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5 years ago

U wantz to nom Kitteh cat ?

Kiss

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5 years ago

Ha Ha No idea why that came up so many times !

Kiss

 Ceiling cat iz watchin u

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5 years ago

Oh Hai,

 

U wantz to nom Kitteh Cat ?

xxx

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5 years ago

i'm not the one that goes into the cage :P  that's for silly boys....but then again, i do get spanked by a MAN...hee hee

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6 years ago

Thanks for the encouragement!

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6 years ago

Thanks for the Nice Comment Kiss Love your Pic's and Vid's .   You have a yummy looking Cock!

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6 years ago

Thanks for the add.....

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6 years ago

thx 4 friend request, just got back from Bulgaria

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6 years ago

hey hun! i'll work on it ;)

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6 years ago

Thanks for the friend request! Muah!

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6 years ago

Hello, Thanks for the add. Take care.

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6 years ago

Hei, thanx for adding. And you have great pics here!

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6 years ago

Thanks for the friend add.

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6 years ago

thanks for the add. love your stuff

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6 years ago

Marks?

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6 years ago

Thanks for the add. :)

 

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6 years ago

Are you mexicano

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6 years ago

I hope you are well. ;)

 

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6 years ago

Nice video! I'd like to see more! Maybe something of you masturbating with some anal stim?

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