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Firstly...only likely to include you as friend (or make a friend request)if i see from your profile some idea we"ve anything in common; certainly that you have the balls to provide a picture of yourself or some clips where your face is shown. Other than that i mostly see a friend request like other sites have a "cruise" option where you"re more or less saying "woof, i like your profile" and i accept it in the spirit of that. But it doesn"t mean i"ll be "adding" ya, lol!
Living in South Australia doesn"t give twisted fuckers like me much opportunity to express my sexual needs n desires, so a lot of fantasy dominates my thoughts, very rarely punctuated by real activity. i"m beefy, masculine, with a bit more muscle each month as i try n stick to some regular weight lifting. i"m well tattooed/pierced, born 1966, 5ft11". am a bit "bi-polar" so go between manic highs and lows. my sexuality isn"t a problem for me ("cept for finding some good shagging!), but my intellect is a constant thorn in my cerebrum. i try and dumb it (and me) down, in hope of finding a better frame of mind, but drink n drugs seem to have little effect. the only time i feel truly at peace is when i"m engaged in good sex, and then it"s like my head is in another world, a dream like state where i have at last found my place in the scheme of things. Maybe this is one reason i like sex where my mouth is occupied. if it isn"t i might tend to talk and analysing. i"d rather be dumb, strung and full of (your) cum!
i have an average uncut cock. very oral, (good kisser if that"s your thing) an agressive bottom, now looking to be fucked and worked over by dominating masculine MEN with skills, and equipment. seriously would like to be in porn films, even if only amateur, cos am very exhibitionistic (enjoy the clip from my one amateur porn opportunity thus far, shot in Sydney 2009). into smbd, pup play, ws/tt/ff (only active so far with the ff. Not enough experience to be fisted yet)/cbt/wax/flogging/being pimped/feet/chems/hardcore use/spit/sweat/rimming/rock n roll/punk/skins/slapping/choking rough stuff. found i had no problem with the camera during amateur porn shoot and just got down to doing what i do best...serving men! will travel interstate to do more if ever given the chance. at local level wouldn"t mind meeting some fellas with cameras for some action for xtube. But experience has shown me thats not likely to happen...Sth Aussie guys are pussies, lol!
masculine men. i feel a compulsion to serve arrogant Top Men with large uncut cocks, (not that i"d turn down most cocks uncut or otherwise if waved in front of me slobbering mouth!). when a Man puts his hand on the back of my neck and starts pushing me down to my knees, my mouth fills up with saliva in anticipation of his big hog workin its way balls deep down my throat. smellin his funk with my nose shoved well into his sweaty pubes and i feel at peace. same goes for when he turns round and pushes my face into his furry sweaty crack.no cologne/deoderant. well built solid men. bears. hairy. little furry chunky cub-lads with cheeky smiles. CONFIDENT! know what you want and you know how to get it! beer/boots/balls. men between 30-60. facial hair. sexually creative/twisted. you get off on making a pig a pig and taking him beyond his own boundaries till he comes crawling and begging for more. being exhibited and used/exploited on film/video/internet for amusement and profit, as a whore/porn slut. made to serve groups/made to work gloryholes/made to do it in well lit areas/being a spitoon. depending on the location i"m likely to be one of the first guys to get on his knees at a bar/pub and lick some boots or suck some cock,but then in Australia (especially the lil city i live in) it"s real easy to be "outrageous" without doing much. I expect if i got to go overseas, to Europe and England, Spain and the USA, i"d have my eyes really opened and discover i"m a naive babe in the woods!
as a top guy i like being bigger (taller n heavier) and older than the bottom lads i"m with, and as a sub i like being smaller and younger than the top guys. size DOES matter, but less so in the cock department. having said that it"d be nice to to be fucked by some hung dudes one day, where i have to struggle a bit to accept what they"re packin"! my own cock is very average and only an inexperienced guy might have trouble with my uncut 6 inches.
first of all...this is a sex site, so my "turn ons and turn offs" relate to that...no reflection on who i would count as a friend. effeminacy/femininity (even too much in women is a turn off). very skinny guys. any cologne/perfume/deoderant. "real men" have curves and hair! poor body hygiene (but hey we can toss ya in the shower). fake attitudes; excessive shallowness/materialism. on the other hand i could care less about that stuff if you were also a confident Pimp Daddy who was getting me fucked a lot. lol!
that said, i"m a friendly chap and just cos we aint gonna fuck don"t mean we can"t enjoy a conversation etc.
I think this is a great site, but i gotta wonder about the guys on here (usually faceless and info-less profiles) who spend their time bitchin" on about other peoples efforts. I can"t say i have much of a life, but i still have the manners to know that if i click onto something and it doesn"t prove enjoyable, i"m obviously not the intended audience. i dont then go on to insult the blokes who"ve taken time and effort and balls to show themselves as they are. Why do that? If i want judgemental assholes making me feel bad, i can choose from any number of religions. "haters"; i dunno whether to hug "em (cos they"re clearly unloved) or slap "em, but in the immortal words of Lily Allen, "Fuck you! Fuck you very, very much!"
Fight Club. Solaris(both versions).Suture. Mad Max 2(The Road Warrior).Films by Richard Kelly; John Waters;David Lynch;David Cronneberg;Alfred Hitchcock;Pedro Almodovar;Vincenzo Natali;Tim Burton;Terry Gilliam...basically all the great iconoclasts. Guy Maddin. Whit Stillman. Todd Haynes. Todd Solandz.Gus van Sant.Gregg Araki.Hal Hartely. Darren Aronofsky. Federico Fellini. Mario Bava (especially "Planet of the Vampires" and "Danger: Diabolic"!). Cory McAbee"s "The American Astronaut",and "Stingray Sam". Luis Bunuel. Jean Luc Goddard. Surrealists in general. Hong Kong action flicks like John Woo"s "HardBoiled"; earlier Jackie Chan; Japanese manga anime; Pixar (but not "Cars"!); Charles Laughton"s "Night of The Hunter"; the original "Cat People" and "Curse of the Cat People";Quentin Tarantino ("Death Proof" is an underrated classic to my mind...a chick flick on speed!). Robert Rodrigez"s more adult films like Sin City/El Mariachi/Planet Terror; Christopher Nolan. Bryan Singer. Brad Anderson. J-horror(like the original Ring and Grudge movies, NOT the remakes) Neil Marshall. The Crank movies (but hey, it"s Jason Statham!)
Love a lot of American tv animation comedy, it"s some of the best comedy coming out of that country; Drawn Together;King of The Hill; The Critic; Invader Zim; Family Guy (Seth McFarlane is adorable, as is Seth Green); Robot Chicken; Spongebob; Powerpuff Girls (Bubble"s IS hardcore!); South Park; Rocky and Bullwinkle; anime from the Gibli Studio; Jimmy Neutron (Sheen rules!);The Simpsons/Futurama; Daria; Samurai Jack and Dexter"s Lab ("Omellete du Fromage!), The Clone Wars (Both versions, tho took me awhile to get into the ones not by Genndy Tartakovsky), The Wrong Coast; American Dad; Metalocalypse (Do anything for DETHKLOK!!); Lucy The Devil"s Daughter;and the list goes on and on...live action sitcoms like like Reno911; Trailer Park Boys; Beautiful People; Ideal; Kath & Kim
enjoyed (or still enjoying); Fringe; The 4400; Pee Wee"s Playhouse; Weeds; Heroes; Lost; Medium; Twin Peaks; Dr. Who/Torchwood;Sarah Silverman Program; Sarah Jane Adventures; Sarah Conner Chronicles; both versions of Life On Mars/Ashes to Ashes; Jekyll; Veronica Mars; Buffy-Angel-Firefly(Serenity);Once Upon A Time; Heston Blumenthals Feasts (the man is a modern artist...of food); Pushing Daisies; Dead Like Me; Being Human (haven"t seen the US version yet but sounds like its worth it); Survivors (current version, and NOT to be mistaken for the "Survivor" "reality" series); both versions of The Prisoner but much more the "remake" with Ian McKellan; True Blood; Game of Thrones; Mystery Science Theatre 3000; BattleStar Galactica (the new version);Dead Set; The Walking Dead; Hex; Supernatural; generally do NOT enjoy so-called "reality" tv or anything where people are humiliated or set into competition with each other...UFC on the other hand? guys, just get a room!!! everytime i catch a bit, its two hot tattooed studs, doin" all but deep kissing in a mess of blood and sweat, with a hold on each other that would put porn stars to shame...so they"re kicking and punching each other...its called foreplay!!lol! daaaamn! and i thought WWE or Roman-Greco wrestling could be (and is!) freakin" hot...just multiply that by a thousand and you"ve got Turkish oil Wrestling...if the sight of beefy masculine muscled barefoot studs in leather pants lathering each other up with oil and going at it sounds like your kinda thing, check it out...it is beautiful and there is such a brotherly erotic edge to it!
sucking cock, eating arse, drinking piss, getting fucked, licking sweaty pits. being a foot rest, or other furniture. being sexually "useful" to men makes me feel i have purpose and a reason for being.
oh and i write movies. not that any have been made but then i write weird culty/horror/sci-fi/fantasy stuff...the very thing that Australia doesn"t make, lol!(or make well).
The Pixies. Henry Rollins. Sonic Youth. This Mortal Coil. Portishead. Cocteau Twins. The Presets. Ladyhawke. The Ramones. The Sex Pistols. Ministry. Compilations of punk. Sly and the Family Stone. Talking Heads. Devo. Daft Punk. Basement Jaxx. Prince. Dave Graney. Massive Attack. Goldfrapp. Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Butthole Surfers. Marilyn Manson. Nine Inch Nails. Metallica. put on one of the rougher Dick Wadd films and play Metallica"s "St. Anger" and you"ve got the perfect soundtrack. Lately gettin into Sepultra too.
i don"t read nearly enough, but occasionally have gotten into the likes of Philip Pullman (inc his latest "The Good Man Jesus and The Scoundrel Christ" which given i"m an atheist is still an excellent read); Murakami"s 1Q84;Clive Barker; Anne Rice (back in the day before she returned to her Catholicism. However her "East of Eden" and "The Sleeping Beauty" trilogy as are about as good as any one-handed reading as you"ll find. Is she a gay man trapped in a womans body? Who knows, but try those books out and you"ll be blown away by how "queer"porno-erotic she can be). enjoyed Richard Dawkins "The God Delusion", Sam Harris"s "The End of Faith", Christopher Hitchen"s "God is not Great" (see a pattern here?). Chuck Palahniuk is one wild writer...if ever there was man to document the apocalypse, he"d be the one. Samuel R. Delaney is very cool; i wanna adapt his novel "Stars in my pocket like grains of sand" into a film. He"s black, he"s queer, very talented and awarded, and currently a lecturer in some big US University. And his novel "The Tides of Lust (aka Equinox)" (not really indicative of his science fiction/fantasy work) is like some porno epic "Story of O"; a bit like Anne Rice"s erotica but even more twisted and hardcore. have found i really enjoyed Suzanna Collins "The Hunger Games" trilogy, and just finished her earlier Gregor The Overlander series...terrically exciting and intense, and a a LOT more brutal than i expected, as its meant for a younger reader than Hunger Games.
I don't believe in astrology
I'm a light social smoker
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
a group of beefy masculine brutes who know how to use a pig, and want to "keep" one like a pet/mascot...sweet dreams are made of that!
Group sex(3 or more), Bondage & Discipline, Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Sadism & Masochism, Miscellaneous Fetishes, Other "Alternative" Activities
Partners genitals should be
I dont mind if my partner smokes heavily
I dont mind if my partner drinks heavily
5 ft 11 in
Sideburns, Moustache, Goatee, Beard, Other
Arms, Pits, Tummy, Legs
Earrings, Nose Rings, Body Piercings, Cock Piercings, Tattoos, Other
Glasses or Contacts
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Arts/Museums, Books/Reading, Coffee and conversation, Movies (making), Movies (watching), Music/Concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing
Comics/Anime, Dancing, Live music/Music, Movies/Film, Nightclubs/Parties, T.V./Videos/DVDs, Theater/Arts
Anime, Arts & Entertainment, Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, Dramas, Music Channels, Movie Channels, News, Sci-Fi, Sit-coms, Sports
Action, Adventure, Animation, Classics, Comedy, Fantasy, Film-Noir, Horror, Independent, Mystery, Porn, Science Fiction, Thrillers
Alternative Rock, Classic Rock, Dance & DJ, Electronic/Techno/House, Hard Rock & Metal, Indie, Industrial, Miscellaneous, Pop/Top 40, Punk, Rock 'n Roll
Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Magazines, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Thrillers
Work & Living Environment
American, Cajun, Chinese, French, Greek, Japanese, Indian, Italian, Mexican, Mongolian, Persian, Pizza, Seafood, Thai, Vegetarian, Vietnameese
Favorite sexual fantasy
drugged, abducted, used and abused by multiple masculine hairy brutes, who push and expand my limits continually and keep me like an animal with constant transformation of me into de-humanised sexual object.
I'll try most anything once
Butt Play, Dominance/Discipline, Exhibitionism, Gangbangs, Glory Holes, Group Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Humiliation, Leather, Making Movies, Massage, Naturism/Nudism, Piss Play, Public sex, Receiving Anal Sex, Role Playing, Rubber/PVC/Latex, Sadomasochism, Toys
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
A few times a month
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Back, Belly, Butt, Calves, Ears, Feet, Fingers, Hands, Inner thigh, Lips, Neck, Toes
Boss/Employee, Cop/prisoner, Gravedigger/Corpse, Knight/Damsel in Distress, Police/Civilian, Prostitute/Client, Sergeant/Ensign, Stranger/stranger, Teacher/Student
A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A moving vehicle, In the nature
Dirty talk during sex?
Entirely depends on my mood
Making home videos/pics
Have a few videos of myself
Bars or pubs, Night clubs, Fetish parties, Adult theatres, Dungeon clubs, Raves
Butt plugs/probes, Cock ring, Dildos/Vibrators
Food for play
Food is for eating!
Ass slappers, Cat tails, Chastity devices, Cock and Ball Toys, Collar and leash, Gags, Handcuffs/shackles, Harnesses, Nipple clamps, and more!
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, BBW, Bondage, Interracial, Fetish, Gay, Gonzo, Hard, Mature, Rimming
Porn Movies, With?
Porn Movies, How often?
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