I don"t like fun.
I would say my main strength is that I don"t babble.
Futurama, nerds, jock straps, soccer uniforms, red hair. Mash those up and there you have it: the fucked up porn parody of my dreams.
Cologne, vagina, Sarah Palin, and lack of stamina.
Resident Evil, Reality Bites, The Royal Tenenbaums, Mysterious Skin, High Fidelity. I find myself always too lazy to spout off more than the top 5 (most memorable breakups, in chronological order...CAN YOU SEE YOUR NAME ON THAT LIST, LAURA?!)
Obscene amounts of video games and crippling amounts of torrented porn. Also, coffee, books, guitars, and duels at forty paces.
Neutral Milk Hotel, Xiu Xiu, Rainer Maria, Rilo Kiley, Idlewild, Our Lady Peace minus the last 2/3 "We"ve always been generic rock, what chu talkin" bout?" records, Aimee Mann, Cursive
The Hitchhiker"s Guide to the Galaxy. Everything else is optional.
Current college student
Within the state
Time spent online?
I never log off
I'm a non-smoker
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
Some guy who can hold his arsenic.
Male, Gay-Couple, Group
Age of partner from
Age of partner to
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, 1-on-1 sex, Discreet Relationship, Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Other "Alternative" Activities
Partners genitals should be
Hairy, Average, Trimmed to be neat
Does size matter?
Size doesn't matter at all
I dont mind if my partner smokes heavily
I dont mind if my partner drinks heavily
5 ft 10 in
Buns, Chest, Treasure trail, Pits, Tummy, Legs
Glasses or Contacts
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Books/Reading, Coffee and conversation, Computer Games, Music/Concerts, Photography
Computer games, Live music/Music, Theater/Arts
Anime, Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, Dramas
Animation, Fantasy, Horror, Independent, Porn, Science Fiction, Thrillers
Alternative Rock, Indie, Punk
Fiction, Horror, Sci-Fi, Science/Technology
Work & Living Environment
Less Than $25,000
Live with roommate(s)
Chinese, French, Indian, Italian, Pizza, Vegetarian, Vietnameese
Favorite sexual fantasy
It involves a handful of incredibly slick asian guys, a locker room, and filthy bareback gang rape along with double penetration, piss, and a baseball bat.
Oh...I thought that was meant to say "dirtiest sexual fantasy". My bad.
Age Play, Butt Play, Dominance/Discipline, Exhibitionism, Gangbangs, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Humiliation, Making Movies, Massage, Piss Play, Public sex, Receiving Anal Sex, Toys
Afternoon, Evenings, Late Night
Sex, How often?
At least once a week
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Police/Civilian, Sergeant/Ensign, Stranger/stranger, I'm not into role playing
A dark back alley, A movie theatre, In the nature, A dressing room, A swimming pool/hot tub, My bed
Dirty talk during sex?
It's not for me at all
Making home videos/pics
Have a growing collection
Bars or pubs
Willing to experiment
Anal/Climax beads, Butt plugs/probes, Cock ring, Dildos/Vibrators
Food for play
Cucumbers, Food is for eating!
Ass slappers, Cat tails, Collar and leash, Handcuffs/shackles, Paddles, Whips
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, Bisexual, Cumshots, Interracial, Gay, Mature, Rimming, Teen (18+)
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?
All the time!
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