General Info
I don"t like fun.
I would say my main strength is that I don"t babble.
Turn Ons
Futurama, nerds, jock straps, soccer uniforms, red hair. Mash those up and there you have it: the fucked up porn parody of my dreams.
Turn Offs
Cologne, vagina, Sarah Palin, and lack of stamina.
Movies
Resident Evil, Reality Bites, The Royal Tenenbaums, Mysterious Skin, High Fidelity. I find myself always too lazy to spout off more than the top 5 (most memorable breakups, in chronological order...CAN YOU SEE YOUR NAME ON THAT LIST, LAURA?!)
Hobbies
Obscene amounts of video games and crippling amounts of torrented porn. Also, coffee, books, guitars, and duels at forty paces.
Music
Neutral Milk Hotel, Xiu Xiu, Rainer Maria, Rilo Kiley, Idlewild, Our Lady Peace minus the last 2/3 "We"ve always been generic rock, what chu talkin" bout?" records, Aimee Mann, Cursive
Books
The Hitchhiker"s Guide to the Galaxy. Everything else is optional.
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Top Comments
i wanna play with u , love ur thigh holeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Great to may be one of your friends ! Great sexy vids and pics that you have posted !
hot body and cut little arse!! Love to spend serious time eating it out before giving you a long deep fuck
Your such a Smart'ass!!! lmao... Sarah Palin, No Stamina and your to lazy for more then your top 5. but the best, last 2/3 of OLP... ToF'nFunny, oh you don't stop there, Nerds, Sports Outfits and Red Hair... B0i you are something else... What a night is would be to laugh an fuk it away with you!!!
I'd like to smack the person who made your start drop to 4.5... they need to go home and be by themselves more often! I am so all over your subscription!!!
Sorry, you brought a little creepy out of me ;p I'd 360 with you anytime!!!
opps, did i offend the ps3 gods...
That chest hair & small perky nips are so sexy! MOre pics & vids plz.
love your long red hair. u have a great body and cock...your pornception video--i wish u had cum all over me
My favorite Canadian ginger.....Please give me something new and worthwhile to watch. :]
You're gorgous, dude. I could watch you stroke that cock of yours any day, any time.
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Your pics and vids are amazing and very sexy. You are a very appealing , tempting, fun, witty guy with a wide open sexual nature and an adorable face, great hair, lovely body, impressive must-be- fullfilling cock and sweet ass--mmmm--I bet all your partners are very happy--Love your briefs and cum, too-Thanks