Awww look at all the pretty people

Hummm.... I am...The wittiest MF you'll ever meet, a true laugh a minute, and NOT bad looking either...

ALSO, IF YOU TRY TO ADD ME AND DONT HAVE VIDEOS OR PICS ON YOUR PROFILE DONT BOTHER... CONTRIBUTE TO THE COMMUNITY, DONT JUST GO RANDOMLY TRYING TO ADD PEOPLE.

Turn Ons

2 tits, a warm hole, and a heart beat... lamo

Nah, women who are OPEN sexually, and wild women, and just plain out sluts down with gang bangs,  groups, orgies, dogging, etc. and then having video and pics of the fun for later.

Asian and Ebony girls are a HUGE turn on too...

Turn Offs

No tits, a cold hole, and no heart beat...

Movies

Anything... BUT MOVIES FROM THE WAYENS BROS. I could write better scripts in my sleep... How the HELL did THEY ever become famous???

Oh, and whoever it was how brought us such movies as Dance Movie, Not Another Teen Movie, Date Movie, Disaster Movie (boy, did they get that right), ANY Scary Movie after part 2... etc. just for those movies ALONE they deserve a public FLOGGING and HANGING...

Hobbies

Poetry, freehand drawing,pastel artworks, writing in general...

Music

Anything I can related to and connect with...

Books

Anything and everything... But, Stephen King is the fucking man...

Horoscope

Leo

Ethnicity

Latino/Hispanic

Education

BA/BS (4 years college)

Kids

None

Relocate

Within the city

Time spent online?

An hour or so a day

Languages

English

Faith

Spiritual

Social Orientation

Liberal

Humor

Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick

Tobacco Consumption

I'm a non-smoker

Alcohol Consumption

I'm a light social drinker

Kids, How many?

3

Want kids?

Someday

Ideal partner

I would like to meet up with an ASIAN FEMALE, spend a night on the town, do some pampering for her, and then we go get a room and she shows me what that Asian lovin' is all about... So, if you're an Asian female in So. Cal and interested hit me up ASAP!!! You get pampered for the day and then you rock my world that night...

Looking for

Female

For Activities

1-on-1 sex, Discreet Relationship, Group sex(3 or more), Other "Alternative" Activities

Appearance

Matters a little

Does size matter?

Size doesn't matter at all

Best Feature

Lips

Body Type

Few extra pounds

Height

5 ft 10 in

Weight

250-259lbs

Eyecolor

Brown

Hair Color

Dark Brown

Hair Length

Shoulder-length

Facial Hair

Goatee

Body Hair

Smooth

Pubic Hair

Shaved or waxed to be neat

Hairy Bodyzones

Pits

Body Decorations

Earrings, Tattoos

Glasses or Contacts

None

Allergies

Other

Sexual Diseases

Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly

Interests

Arts/Museums, Board games, Books/Reading, Cooking, Movies (making), Movies (watching), Music/Concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing cards, Playing sports, Shopping, Watching sports

Entertainment

Comics/Anime, Computer games, Dancing, Live music/Music, Movies/Film, Nightclubs/Parties, T.V./Videos/DVDs, Theater/Arts

Television shows

Arts & Entertainment, Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, News, Soft Porn, Sports, Stand Up Comedy

Favorite Books

Biographies, Erotica, History, Horror, Sports, Thrillers

Sports Orientation

Watch and Participate

Exercise

Exercise occasionally

Career/Job

Student

Work

Student

Income

$35,001 to $50,000

Living Arrangement

Live with roommate(s)

Food

American, Cajun, Chinese, Fast food, Greek, Japanese, Italian, Mexican, Mongolian, Pizza, Thai, Vegetarian, Vietnameese

Favorite sexual fantasy

To be gang used by 20 or more women would be awesome...

Sexual Orientation

Straight

Sexually Daring

I'll try most anything once

Sexual Activities

Blindfolds, Food Play, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Public sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Threesomes, Toys

Sex, When?

Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays

Sex, How often?

All the time

Practice Safe Sex

Yes

Most Erogenous zones?

Back, Ears, Feet, Hands, Lips, Neck

Role-playing fantasies

Celebrity/Fan, Doctor/Nurse, Doctor/Patient, I'm not into role playing

Locations

A swimming pool/hot tub, My bed, The beach

Dirty talk during sex?

Entirely depends on my mood

Making home videos/pics

Have a few videos of myself

Nightlife

Night clubs, Swinging, Strip clubs