Welcome to the culmination of a thousand cum soaked wet dreams...
I am better than you, and that"s all there is to it. I don"t care what argument you give, how many valid points you make...you"re still wrong. I am smarter than everyone, wittier than everyone, funnier than everyone, better looking than everyone so all of you can suck it. There are not enough words to describe my awesomeness. Sometimes my friends come up to me and ask, "So how are you so awesome and how can I be more like you?" Hell, a lot of my friends ask me for my autograph just about everyday although I"ve signed practically every possession of theirs. I can beat anyone at anything and if they prove me wrong then I"ll just kick the shit out of them.
Skinheads, storms, Fat, hairy guys, cowboys, skinny jeans, truckers, intelligence,ïdark hair and eyes, tall guys, giving head, biting, nibbling, being bitten, being nibbled on, blood, pain, geeky guys, soccer, bikers, punk guys, goth guys, guys that "don"t lable themselves", guys that have a sense of humor, and big cocks.ï I guess some of my turn ons are a little unorthodox.
idiocy, narcissism, materialism, and narrow-mindedness.
Across the Universe, 300, Reservoir Dogs, Angus, Clerks, Clerks 2, Mean Creek, Little Miss Sunshine, Running Scared, Walk the Line, The Departed, Donnie Darko, Ray, American History X, The Cable Guy, The Boondock Saints, War of the Worlds, Dr. Strangelove, What"s Love Got To Do With It?, Stand By Me, Idle Hands, Friday, The Butterfly Effect, The Blues Brothers, Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, SLC Punk, Garden State, Dead Poets Society, Wayne"s World, The Shawshank Redemption, Half Baked, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python"s The Meaning of Life, Coach Carter, The Matrix, Tommy Boy, Shaun of the Dead, Dazed and Confused, The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, Pulp Fiction, The Color Purple, Full Metal Jacket, etc...
Writing music, reading, writing poetry, blowing bubbles, walking my dog, and video games.
Alkaline Trio, Leonard Cohen, Bob Dylan, Pennywise, Pink Floyd, ZZ Top, Black Sabbath, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, The 69 Eyes, NOFX, Fugazi, Claude Debussy, Beethoven, Mozart, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Foghat, Chuck Berry, Ray Charles, Gorilla Biscuits, The Weakerthans, Coldplay, Death Cab For Cutie, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, Reagan Youth, The Doors, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Rolling Stones, Toxic Narcotic, Quiet Riot, Queen, The Business, The Exploited, Fordirelifesake, Billy Bragg, Sam & Dave, The Oi! Scouts, The Casualties, Until the End, Aus Rotten, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Mastodon, The End, Bad Religion, Anti Flag, John Lee Hooker, The Clash, Every Time I Die, As I Lay Dying, Nas, Outkast, Maynard Ferguson, Wynton Marsalis, Narcoleptic Youth, 7 Seconds, Social Distortion, Against Me!, None More Black, Lawrence Arms, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Minor Threat, The Misfits, Suicidal Tendencies, Death By Stereo, Mindless Self Indulgence, Darkest Hour, The Used, Cheap Sex, Teen Idles, My Chemical Romance, Rage Against the Machine, Millions of Dead Cops, Esme, Mr. T Experience, Coheed and Cambria, Muddy Waters, Fall Out Boy, Fear Factory, Rob Zombie, Jawbreaker, Dead Kennedys, Stealer"s Wheel, The Allman Brothers Band, Steve Miller Band, David Allan Coe, Rodney Carrington, Jimi Hendrix, AC/DC, The Who, Elvis Presley etc...Too many to list here.
The Catcher in the Rye, She"s Come Undone, A Clockwork Orange, 1984, Anarchist Cookbook, Things of the Hidden God, Invisible Monsters, The Ninja Handbook, Twilight Series, Spa Girl Series...Loved Summer of the Monkeys when I was a kid.ï Some of my favorite authors are Kristin Billerbeck, Willy Lamb, Stephenie Meyer, Anne Rice, Chuck Palahniuk, and some classics like Hemmingway, Edgar Allan Poe, and Walt Whitman.ï Also, I have too many favorite poets to list.
Current college student
Within the country
Time spent online?
I never log off
English, German/Deutsch, Spanish/Espanol
Campy (Cheesy), Clever, Dry/Sarcastic
I'm a light social smoker
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
It"s hard to say. I like someone charming with a witty sense of humor. I always go for intellectuals. Also, I want someone driven career-wise who knows how to kick back and have fun.
1-on-1 sex, Bondage & Discipline, Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Sadism & Masochism, Miscellaneous Fetishes
Partners genitals should be
Trimmed to be neat
Does size matter?
I'm too small for big cocks!
I want my partner to smoke lightly
I want my partner to drink lightly
I like all my bodyparts!
5 ft 5 in
Shaved or waxed to be gone
Earrings, Body Piercings, Tounge Piercing
Glasses or Contacts
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Arts/Museums, Books/Reading, Business news, Camping/Outdoors, Coffee and conversation, Collecting, Computer Games, Computer programming, Cooking, Fishing/Hunting, Motorcycles, Movies (watching), Music/Concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Politics
Computer games, Live music/Music, Movies/Film, Nightclubs/Parties, Symphony/Opera, Theater/Arts, Wine tasting
Cartoons, Movie Channels, Sci-Fi, Sit-coms, Stand Up Comedy
Classics, Comedy, Crime, Documentary, Horror, Independent, Musicals, Mystery, Science Fiction, Thrillers, War
Alternative Rock, Blues, Classic Rock, Classical, Country, Hard Rock & Metal, Industrial, Opera, Punk
Best Sellers, Erotica, Fiction, Horror, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Science/Technology
Work & Living Environment
$100,001 to $150,000
Live with parents
I'll try most anything once
Sex, How often?
Not a big part
Practice Safe Sex
A dark back alley, In the nature, A dressing room, My bed, My yard, The beach, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
Haven't tried it I'm willing
Making home videos/pics
I'd consider doing
Bars or pubs, Strip clubs
Clit stimulators, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Food for play
Chastity devices, Collar and leash, Harnesses, Nipple clamps, Paddles, Whips
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Bondage, Interracial, Gay
Porn Movies, With?
Wish my partner would watch with me
Porn Movies, How often?
All the time!
I\'m gorgeous. Should I post a face picture or live in fear that my family will see it?
What\'s my best physical feature?