Guys Who Stink
I"m totally into guys who stink. I like
sloppy blow jobs
raunchy stained gear
Looking for hook-ups, friends, a BF, and ultimately LTR.
But life throws a lotta curve balls. Gotta enjoy what you got when you got it.
My turn-ons are
Dirty, stinky guys who aren"t afraid to smell like men.
And a sense of humor won"t kill ya. Dirty underwear. Ripe pits.
Ripe asscracks. Hairy guys.
Group play. Glory holes. Uncut cocks.
Piss. Dirty cheesy foreskin.
Spit. Facials. Greasy hair. Snot. Loogies. Hawkers.
Dirty, piss and cum-stained beds.
Filthy, ripe, rank, raunchy gear. Dirty bookstores.
Filthy bathrooms that reek of piss.
Fucking a dirty ass.
Not really into scat, but fucking the shit out of a guy is hot.
Really slopping, snotty, mucus-filled spit as we choke on each other"s cocks 69
Guys with no sense of humor.
Guys who want me to be clean.
guys who want just to be serviced without laying a hand on their servicer (get a hinge in your back you selfish fuck!) I want your hands on my head, guiding me onto your hot pole
Thrillers, mysteries, dramas, comedies, sci fi, WWII. Some comic-book movies. Not big on video-game movies, or all action with no plot. I love to be fooled, not to see the end coming. Horror, but not gore.
Biking, riding, reading, working out, talking with friends, surfing the net. Weather freak, disaster freak, trivia and popular science nut.
Mostly soundtracks. But pop, some country. Especially like Jazz to 40s era. Gimme a big-band sound a guy in suspenders who hasn"t shaved or had a shower in a couple of days and I"ll die. I"d die to have lived in the speakeasy days.
Everything from Malcomb Gladwell to Michael Crichton, John Grisham to Jerzy Kosinksi. Love thrillers, great non-fiction. Richard Preston and Jared Diamond are two of my favorites. Armistead Maupin"s NIGHT LISTENER blew me away.
Time spent online?
An hour or so a day
Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick, Anything
I'm a non-smoker
I don't drink at all
About my Partner
hairy ethnic nasty guy who doesn"t have to bathe too often, but can clean up if he needs to. I want someone with a great sense of humor who doesn"t mind a filthy mind inside a boy-next-door face and body. If dirty nerds turn you on, we"ve got a shot. Sincerity and stability go a long way. I don"t smoke, and only drink to share a beer with a guy I"m seeing. I love to drink out of the same bottle, piss in it, and then drink some more together.
Male, Gay-Couple, Group
Age of partner from
Age of partner to
1-on-1 sex, Group sex(3 or more), Bondage & Discipline, Miscellaneous Fetishes, Other "Alternative" Activities
Matters a little
Partners genitals should be
Does size matter?
What he does with it is what matters
I dont want my partner to smoke
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
Few extra pounds
5 ft 9 in
Unshaved and bushy
Treasure trail, Pits, Tummy, Legs
Glasses or Contacts
Latex, Perfume/Cologne, Smoke
HIV/AIDS negative and tested regularly, Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly, Vaccinated against Hepatitis A/B
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Board games, Books/Reading, Camping/Outdoors, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Movies (making), Movies (watching), Nightclubs/Dancing, Photography, Travel/Sightseeing
Dancing, Movies/Film, Nightclubs/Parties, Theater/Arts
Arts & Entertainment, Documentary/Learning, Dramas
Action, Adventure, Animation, Classics, Comedy, Crime, Documentary, Drama, Film-Noir, Horror, Musicals, Mystery, Porn, Science Fiction, Thrillers, War
Blues, Classical, Dance & DJ, Electronic/Techno/House, Indie, International, Jazz, Latin, New Age, Pop/Top 40, Rock 'n Roll, Soundtracks
Best Sellers, Biographies, Erotica, Fiction, History, Horror, Mystery, Non Fiction, Science/Technology, Thrillers
Work & Living Environment
Live with roommate(s)
American, Cajun, Chinese, French, Greek, Indian, Italian, Mexican, Persian, Pizza, Thai, Vegetarian
Favorite sexual fantasy
I like a lot of passion and even force/fighting in bed. I love lots of hands-on, spitting, licking, hands in mouth, fucking, sucking. I have a rape fantasy where my lover makes love to one end while the other is raped, farmed out. I want to be dripping with piss, cum and spit, and cum with my lover, and then go home unshowered to cuddle and fall asleep together in the stench.
I'll try most anything once
Blindfolds, Butt Play, Dominance/Discipline, Gangbangs, Glory Holes, Group Sex, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Humiliation, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Piss Play, Public sex, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Rubber/PVC/Latex, Strap-Ons, Threesomes, Toys
Afternoon, Weekends, Evenings, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
A few times a month
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Back, Breasts, Butt, Ears, Inner thigh, Lips, Neck, Nipples, Toes
Boss/Employee, Cop/prisoner, Doctor/Patient, Jailer/Prisoner, Police/Civilian, Prostitute/Client, Stranger/stranger
A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A moving vehicle, In the nature, My bed, My desk at work, My yard, The beach
Dirty talk during sex?
Sometimes I really get into it
Bars or pubs, Night clubs, Fetish parties, Adult theatres, Dungeon clubs
Food for play
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, Cumshots, Interracial, Fetish, Gay, Hard, Rimming
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner
Porn Movies, How often?
All the time!