Ooooooh... what does THIS button do??? :)
I think that whoever said that curiosity killed the cat lied. Curiosity stopped by the other day... and all he really did was rough my kitty up a bit. And I think my kitty liked it!!!
***Longstanding, indefinite update***
My health isn"t at its best right now. Doctors appointments and testing out the wazoo... so I tend to become MIA for quite a while... but I always find my way back! ;)
Honestly, my body is exhausted and mother nature is kicking my ass. I am not on nearly as much as I used to be. Don"t let this discourage or upset you, though. You are all still adored and loved! It just means you shouldn"t be offended, but forewarned that I take a ridiculously LONG ASS TIME to add friends and a STUPIDLY REDONKULOUSLY LONG ASS TIME to read and respond to messages unless you are already someone I love and know. No offense, but it just means I click on messages from names and pics I recognize before those I *don"t* recognize. And trust me... I have a whole bunch of messages in that inbox... sorry, lovies! :(
My husband. Sexy, well-groomed men... Luscious, curvaceous women. Really goodlooking guys who think big girls are sexy... especially the young ones ;) Guys who like girls with bellies. Girls who like girls with bellies. Guys of varying shades who are thin and/or muscular. Taller-than-me, olive complected, smooth chested, dark-haired men make me drool. Especially if they also wear glasses. Dominant males. Watching others submit to their master or mistress. Submitting to my husband and trying (every once in a while) to be a switch lol. Watching real people have sex. Watching men cum & orgasm with or without actually touching themselves. Intelligence. Intellectual conversation. Couples who are obviously in love, or at least dedicated to each other "in the moment". Yeah, that"s definitely a turn on for me... :) And androgyny... guys who look like girls and girls who look like guys and everything in between just all make my heart pound.
Lately I"ve found myself really turned on by the amazing people I"ve encountered in the Xtube Forums section. You should definitely check it out if you"re into that sort of thing :)
Rude, crude behavior and language. Cyber sex. Getting messages from total strangers that are one-liners or txt spk (check my profile... see how much I"ve written here? That"s because I LOVE WORDS!). Men who think I am miraculously impressed merely because they have a huge cock (when my preference is average). Guys who don"t care enough to read my profile & see that I am not interested in cybering of any sort!!! >:( Requests for my yahoo or msn IDs. If you are not happy with contacting me through xtube, then please do not bother contacting me because unless you make me drool & the hubby approves, I honestly don"t ever plan on involving you in my real world. ^.~;
Kama Sutra: A tale of love; Howl"s Moving Castle; Henry & June; Chocolat; Amelie; But, I"m a cheerleader!; Monsoon Wedding; Tortilla Soup; Up; Gladiator; Grease; Chicago; Todo Sobre mi Madre; Finding Nemo; Desperado; Sprited Away; Don Juan de Marco; The Sex Monster; Mama Mia!; Cry Baby; Hairspray (the original); The Perfect Holiday; Last Holiday; Boys Don"t Cry; Shortbus; French Kiss; Kung Fu Hustle; Edward Scissorhands; Annie (old & new); The Wizard of Oz; Kinky Boots; Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon; To Wong Foo; The One; A Walk in the Clouds; Como Agua Para Chocolate; The Incredibles; Zerophilia; Mulan; Strictly Ballroom... I think that"s enough for now :)
I"m a voyeur, so I like to watch. :) Venturing into exhibitionism. Delving into the "swing" of things. Enjoying living life. Exploring other cultures. Learning new things. Reading erotica. Masturbating. Secretly watching my sexy Xtube favorites do fantastically naughty things while I get off to "em. :)
Lots of things... variety is the spice of life! :)
Anne Rice"s Beauty Trilogy. Colters" Woman. The Hard Candy Anthology. Kate Elliott"s Crown of Stars series. The Mists of Avalon. The Red Tent. Pride & Prejudice. Dave Farland"s Runelords series. JR Ward"s Black Dagger Brotherhood series (esp. Vishous" book! DAMN!). Sherrilyn Kenyon"s Dark Hunter series (esp. Vane & Bride"s story). What can I say? Paranormal Romance excites the hell outta me ^.~;
Oh, I also enjoy kinky books about MFM and MMF love & living, polyamory, and stories in which the hot chubby black girl gets the delicious as sin protagonist & lives happily loved & fucked ever after. Lena Mathews, Eve Vaughn, and Marilyn Lee are especially good at those! I frequent sites like Loose-ID, Ellora"s Cave, and Samhain to get my weekly doses of big girl smut ^_^;
BA/BS (4 years college)
Time spent online?
Several hours a day
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Slapstick
I'm a cigar/pipe smoker
I rarely drink
About my Partner
I already have him... but we are currently looking for a 3rd! ;) Is it you???
Group sex(3 or more), Bondage & Discipline, Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Sadism & Masochism, Miscellaneous Fetishes
I like all my bodyparts!
5 ft 5 in
Chronic pain, Emotional problems, Epilepsy, Severe allergies
Animals, Foods, Latex, Lubricants, Perfume/Cologne, Pollen, Smoke, Spermicides
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Arts/Museums, Board games, Books/Reading, Coffee and conversation, Computer Games, Cooking, Fashion, Healthy living, Movies (watching), Music/Concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Painting, Photography, Politics, Shopping, Travel/Sightseeing
Comics/Anime, Computer games, Dancing, Live music/Music, Movies/Film, Symphony/Opera, Theater/Arts
Anime, Arts & Entertainment, Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, Dramas, Movie Channels, Sci-Fi
Action, Adventure, Animation, Family, Classics, Comedy, Documentary, Drama, Fantasy, Film-Noir, Horror, Independent, Musicals, Mystery, Romance, Science Fiction, Thrillers
Alternative Rock, Blues, Broadway & Vocalists, Classical, Country, Dance & DJ, Electronic/Techno/House, Folk, Hip-Hop, Indie, Industrial, International, Jazz, Latin, New Age, Opera, Pop/Top 40, R&B/Soul, Reggae, Punk, Rock 'n Roll, Soundtracks
Erotica, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Mystery, Romance, Sci-Fi, Thrillers
Favorite sexual fantasy
MFM... I want this *so* badly! :(
Blindfolds, Butt Play, Dominance/Discipline, Food Play, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Humiliation, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Public sex, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Sadomasochism, Threesomes, Toys
Sex, How often?
All the time
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Back, Belly, Breasts, Butt, Calves, Ears, Feet, Fingers, Hands, Inner thigh, Knees, Lips, Neck, Nipples, Toes
Boss/Employee, Doctor/Patient, Master/Slave, Prisoner/Prisoner
A dark back alley, A movie theatre, In the nature, A dressing room, My bed, My desk at work, My yard, Under a waterfall
Bars or pubs, Night clubs, Swinging clubs, Fetish parties, Dungeon clubs, Strip clubs
Butt plugs/probes, Clit stimulators, Dildos/Vibrators, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Food for play
Apple pie, Chocolate sauce, Frosting, Peanut butter, Pudding, Whipped cream
Blindfolds, Collar and leash, Handcuffs/shackles, Masks, Paddles, Silk scarves
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, BBW, Bisexual, Bondage, Interracial, Fetish, Gay, Gonzo, Hard, Mature, Soft, Teen (18+), Transsexual
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?
One of my Not-so-great Hookup Ex...
Remembering my first anal experi...