wet undies get me hard.
I LIEK PEE AN WEENERS!!!
Seriously, though, I'm a boy from the suburbs, who moved into the city, then out to bumfuck nowhere. I enjoy watersports, beer, and internets.
piss, piss, more piss, wet undies, weird stuff, porn, pissing freely, anal stretching, gaping assholes, fisting, enemas, light CBT, and peener.
pewpz, rape, umm... ya, that's it.
anything with zombies, porn, and a bunch of other stuff.
cerebral things. research into weird things, random get-rich quick schemes, drinking, smoking weed, and masturbating.
Also word games.
I'll read almost anything. seriously. for days on end. It'd take up all my time, if I didn't have internet.
Time spent online?
I never log off
Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic
I'm smoke several packs a day
I'm a heavy social drinker
6 ft 0 in
Shaved or waxed to be gone
Earrings, Body Piercings
Glasses or Contacts
Nothing at all!
HIV/AIDS negative and tested regularly, Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly, Vaccinated against Hepatitis A/B
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Board games, Books/Reading, Camping/Outdoors, Coffee and conversation, Computer Games, Movies (making), Photography
Comics/Anime, Computer games, T.V./Videos/DVDs, Wine tasting
Anime, Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, Dramas, Sci-Fi, Sit-coms, Stand Up Comedy
Action, Classics, Crime, Film-Noir, Horror, Porn, Science Fiction
Classic Rock, Reggae, Punk
Work & Living Environment
Live with parents
American, Cajun, Chinese, French, Greek, Japanese, Indian, Italian, Mexican, Mongolian, Persian, Pizza, Seafood, Thai, Vietnameese
I'll try most anything once
Age Play, Blindfolds, Butt Play, Breast/Nipple Clamps, Crossdressing, Dominance/Discipline, Exhibitionism, Fisting, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Humiliation, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Piss Play, Public sex, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Rubber/PVC/Latex, Sadomasochism, Strap-Ons, Threesomes, Toys
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
All the time
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Belly, Butt, Ears, Inner thigh, Lips, Neck, Nipples
Cop/prisoner, Doctor/Patient, Gravedigger/Corpse, Knight/Damsel in Distress, Police/Civilian, Priest/Confessionalist, Prostitute/Client, Sergeant/Ensign, Teacher/Student
A dark back alley, A movie theatre, In the nature, A swimming pool/hot tub, My bed, My yard
Dirty talk during sex?
Entirely depends on my mood
Making home videos/pics
Have a growing collection
Bars or pubs, Fetish parties
Butt plugs/probes, Cock ring, Dildos/Vibrators, Swings, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Food for play
Apple pie, Bananas, Carrots, Cherries, Chocolate sauce, Cucumbers, Frosting, Grapes, Ice, Ice cream, Jello, Popsicles, Pudding, Strawberries, Whipped cream
Ass slappers, Blindfolds, Cat tails, Cock and Ball Toys, Gags, Harnesses, Masks, Medical gear, Penis/Scrotum clamps, Silk scarves, Whips
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, Fetish, Gay, Hard, Rimming, Teen (18+), Transsexual
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?
All the time!
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