wet undies get me hard.

I LIEK PEE AN WEENERS!!!

Seriously, though, I'm a boy from the suburbs, who moved into the city, then out to bumfuck nowhere. I enjoy watersports, beer, and internets. 

Turn Ons

piss, piss, more piss, wet undies, weird stuff, porn, pissing freely, anal stretching, gaping assholes, fisting, enemas, light CBT, and peener.

Turn Offs

pewpz, rape, umm... ya, that's it.

Movies

anything with zombies, porn, and a bunch of other stuff.

Hobbies

cerebral things. research into weird things, random get-rich quick schemes, drinking, smoking weed, and masturbating.

Also word games. 

Music

Books

I'll read almost anything. seriously. for days on end. It'd take up all my time, if I didn't have internet.

Ethnicity

White/Caucasian

Education

Some college

Marital Status

Attached

Kids

None

Relocate

No!

Time spent online?

I never log off

Languages

English

Faith

Other

Social Orientation

Non-conformist

Humor

Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic

Tobacco Consumption

I'm smoke several packs a day

Alcohol Consumption

I'm a heavy social drinker

Want kids?

Probably not

Body Type

Slender

Height

6 ft 0 in

Weight

130-139lbs

Eyecolor

Green

Hair Color

Light Brown

Hair Length

Shoulder-length

Facial Hair

Other

Body Hair

Fully Shaved

Pubic Hair

Shaved or waxed to be gone

Body Decorations

Earrings, Body Piercings

Glasses or Contacts

Glasses

Allergies

Nothing at all!

Sexual Diseases

HIV/AIDS negative and tested regularly, Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly, Vaccinated against Hepatitis A/B

Interests

Board games, Books/Reading, Camping/Outdoors, Coffee and conversation, Computer Games, Movies (making), Photography

Entertainment

Comics/Anime, Computer games, T.V./Videos/DVDs, Wine tasting

Television shows

Anime, Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, Dramas, Sci-Fi, Sit-coms, Stand Up Comedy

Movie Categories

Action, Classics, Crime, Film-Noir, Horror, Porn, Science Fiction

Music Styles

Classic Rock, Reggae, Punk

Sports Orientation

Not Interested

Exercise

Couch potato

Career/Job

Technical/Computers/Engineering

Work

Full Time

Living Arrangement

Live with parents

Food

American, Cajun, Chinese, French, Greek, Japanese, Indian, Italian, Mexican, Mongolian, Persian, Pizza, Seafood, Thai, Vietnameese

Sexual Orientation

Gay

Sexually Daring

I'll try most anything once

Sexual Activities

Age Play, Blindfolds, Butt Play, Breast/Nipple Clamps, Crossdressing, Dominance/Discipline, Exhibitionism, Fisting, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Humiliation, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Piss Play, Public sex, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Rubber/PVC/Latex, Sadomasochism, Strap-Ons, Threesomes, Toys

Sex, When?

Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays

Sex, How often?

All the time

Practice Safe Sex

Anal Only

Most Erogenous zones?

Belly, Butt, Ears, Inner thigh, Lips, Neck, Nipples

Role-playing fantasies

Cop/prisoner, Doctor/Patient, Gravedigger/Corpse, Knight/Damsel in Distress, Police/Civilian, Priest/Confessionalist, Prostitute/Client, Sergeant/Ensign, Teacher/Student

Locations

A dark back alley, A movie theatre, In the nature, A swimming pool/hot tub, My bed, My yard

Dirty talk during sex?

Entirely depends on my mood

Making home videos/pics

Have a growing collection

Nightlife

Bars or pubs, Fetish parties