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a hot metrosexual with a nice firmmmm bush!
"RACISM IS IGNUNT: Because there are so many other great reasons to hate people on an individual basis".
making appearances, web cam shows, getting what I want.
Your Signs of the Moons and Stars
TAURUS (March 21-April 19): You have been often describe by people as a "inseck." This is due to the fact of you only come out late at night and you scatter when the lights come on.
ARIES (April 20-May 20): You clown too much at work. At first, it was cute, but now people are tired of hearing it, plus you is always late. It have already been some things said behind it.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Who is your real husband? You introduce your new man every week as your 'husband' to people at the club, but it always be someone else. People has memories these days. Just cause you neck deep in Courvousier don't mean you are getting over.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): You need to quit. You always want to pout and have everybody play the 'guessing game' with you about all thise ignunce in your life, but for real, nobody even give a care anyway.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): I don't know how you have the nerve to show up at church with a white hat on, trying to act like you are a "good and decent lady," when in facks, you hold more grudge than the Hoover Dam on people. You is still mad at people who has DIED who owe you money. Learn to let shit go. Good Lord.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): How you gonna have the nerve to come in the beauty shop with your funky ass feets with all them toenails going ever whichaways. That have made a lot of ladies vomick, especially ladies who are inhaling manicurist chemicals and / or is got they head up under the dryer. Use your "home skills" to try to improve.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): People is tired of your 4am calls talking about "I done caught another charge down here" and expect me to wake up and come down there and prostrate MYSELF before a jurdge telling them same lies about how nice you used to act. You is one step away from being on everybody "blockeded caller list." You have been told.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): OK, we get it. You are a crazy lady . You be acting are like a nervous or jumpy inseck lately. Your psychotic and imaginary fears quickly turns into siturations requiring nerve pills.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Your secret lies is about to bust out as your life on the down low come to a screeching halt in front of a grand jury. Expeck recurpussions behind it.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Who is you fooling? Everybody know you is alcoholics but they love you anyway because generally, you act nice. Go ahead on and enjoy your liquor. Same for your cigarets. It is YOUR HOUSE and YOUR LIFE, so smoke on sister and pour you another one.. Amen.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): ENOUGH about your bladder control issures. It is not appropriate conversation in the CAR, at CHURCH, at WALMARK or at THE CLUB.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): How come when people come to your house for a party, you don't even cut the air conditioner on or get in there and scrub your commode. You do not have to be a "expert on housekeeping" to mop your damn kitchen. And last time we was up in there, y'all peanuts was stale.
I'm a non-smoker
I'm a light social drinker
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What Sexual Orientation is Ryan Seacrest?