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김정일, Dear Leader
I'm very democratic and loved by everyone in my country, or else!
I like to frighten the life out of Japanese exercising my big missile.
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I was born under a double rainbow
(Hence the rainbow flag)
in a secret spot on a sacred mountain 백두산.
As a foretaste of things to cum, my birth was heralded by a ... Swallow.
.I am getting younger and healthier every day. This is the result of our glorious intergalactic space programme. One of our democratic peoples’ rockets has projected me through one of the few assholes in the fabric of space-time [우주의 항문 구멍 시간] and I have been cream-pied as a youth, but with all the power and sagacity I had when I was a virile old man, haven’t I Mummy?
Turn Ons
Chinkos, Pinkos
Nignoggs & Golliwogs;
Siamese, Pekinese,
Malaysians & Caucasians.
Pakis, Iraqis,
Iranians, Albanians,
Polynesians, Micronesians,
Melanesians, Vietnameasy ones,
Amazonians and Estonians;
Sub-Continentals & Incidentals
Foreskins, Masochism, Masturbation,
Hairy bums, Flagellation, Fornication,
Straight pubes & Cub boobs,
Tanking, Spanking & Wanking.
Latinos, Flip-it-inoes
Pinoys & Niggaboiz;
Burmese, Assamese,
And Japanese with Hairy Knees.
And lots more of these.Turn Offs
Scrap metal, scatology, cream pies, mutilation, exploitation, shaved dicks (unless I’m the coiffeur), old farts and old fatties, bad behaviour, American misspellings, squawky American accents, and automatically saying “have a nice day” or “You’re welcome”. Ill-educated English accents. And, of course, generically and pathologically, political correctness and Women (the two go together)!
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Very good clean up
Good to know that I partially "turn you on". Friends again?
Work on that lack of a sense of humor bro. To enlighten you on the stats, You're the only one, in the combined 3 times now that I've had locks, who didn't like MINE. What sets mine apart, I'm often told, is the fact that they are so well maintained, neat, and above all, clean and odor-free. Therefore, once again, don't generalize; it shows a flaw in character.
I'll have you know that my "LOCKS" are neither dirty, scruffy, nor ungentlemanly, BRO. It's attitudes like yours that caused many men of color to lose their livelihood in the late 80's early 90's. My refined taste extends far beyond my selection of pictoral art, and you should truly lose the negativity and not make generalizations about human beings. Yours truly, GENTLEMANTHUG
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Dear Leader,
All of Xtube, and indeed the entire world, stands in awe of you! Praise to you and the WPK! Please post some naked vids of Kim Jong Un.
lol..... i dont actually get your point.... google translator is a crap~
haha funny ID hehe. The only think im proud of being 25%polish is for the nice present i got hehe but than again I dont use it haha. I love my rice, other foods look wierd to me hehe.
I am not sure how I found you, Dear Leader. I am so glad I did. I will be laughing for days.
Thanks for sharing; very funny, indeed.
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You forgot "Jimmy Carter" as a turn-off!