김정일, Dear Leader
I'm very democratic and loved by everyone in my country, or else!
I like to frighten the life out of Japanese exercising my big missile.
I was born under a double rainbow
(Hence the rainbow flag)
in a secret spot on a sacred mountain 백두산.
As a foretaste of things to cum, my birth was heralded by a ... Swallow..
I am getting younger and healthier every day.
This is the result of our glorious intergalactic space programme.
One of our democratic peoples rockets has projected me through one of the few assholes in the fabric of space-time [우주의 항문 구멍 시간] and I have been cream-pied as a youth, but with all the power and sagacity I had when I was a virile old man, havent I Mummy?
Nignoggs & Golliwogs;
Malaysians & Caucasians.
Melanesians, Vietnameasy ones,
Amazonians and Estonians;
Sub-Continentals & Incidentals
Foreskins, Masochism, Masturbation,
Hairy bums, Flagellation, Fornication,
Straight pubes & Cub boobs,
Tanking, Spanking & Wanking.
Pinoys & Niggaboiz;
And Japanese with Hairy Knees.And lots more of these.
Scrap metal, scatology, cream pies, mutilation, exploitation, shaved dicks (unless Im the coiffeur), old farts and old fatties, bad behaviour, American misspellings, squawky American accents, and automatically saying have a nice day or Youre welcome. Ill-educated English accents. And, of course, generically and pathologically, political correctness and Women (the two go together)!
Work & Living Environment