New wolf on the block
Hello all, i"m new to XTUBE i dont have much in way of pics of my self atm, they"re on my PC that I dont have hooked up atm. And as far as those go, well im sorry to say I do not have long hair any more. also maybe if I can figure it out and get some camera equipment I can create my own XTUBE amature account :D
My turn ons are as follows:
Furry chicks (hirsute) here is an example b44.com/videos/450798/Hirsute-Chubby-Sarah-Interview
chicks that have nice thick full armpit hair, and dont shave their legs
food play in general
for some reason chicks with pale skin but a DARK colored vaginal area TURNS ME ON
ALPHAHARLOT turns me ON. woooo thank you ALPHAHARLOT for posting on chan.yiffy.tk (Ychan) with that hello kitty
I would have never known this site EXISTED if not for you
turn offs are as follows:
women who smell BAD i mean like (to quote dane cook) women who wash their vagina with an even dirtier vagina
CARPET BURN (yall know what im talkin about) OMG i"ve had my dick torn up because of extra COARSE hair in the inner labia parts
TEETH... thats a NO NO it is NOT a TOOTSIE POP OR A BLOW POP THERE IS NO TREAT IN THE MIDDLE, also it is NOT a fucking STRAW it is for all intent and purposes a POPSICLE
NO i do NOT like that stupid pirates movie
The GREEN DOOR is old but it ROCKS
fake anime movies found at REDTUBE.com like teen titans Raven getting her pussy pounded by slade in the episode where she makes time stop, who ever did that was awesome... hell or maybe CN just edited it out
jerking it to this site + www.fat-tube.com, chan.yiffy.tk, www.hairyerotica.com
anything but RAP, Country (with exceptions) and stupid shit that i cant hear what the hell people are saying because they"re just gutteral yelling
read the WHOLE ERAGON series, loved it, (yah i know but come one the first one came out when i was like 18, not my fault i had to wait this long for him to finish)
Popular Science mags, Popular Mechanics
anything to do with space, 2012 end game publications. + those that i think are funny
High School graduate
Time spent online?
An hour or so a day
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic
I'm a non-smoker
I rarely drink
About my Partner
my IDEAL partner would be an attractive BBW or Chubby woman who doesnt mind NOT shaving her ARMS, LEGS, AND PITS. one who wouldnt MIND using XTUBE as a source of income because work is VERY HARD to find right now.
A woman who knows what she"s doing but is also not jaded. one that would still act like a girl sometimes you know.
A woman who isnt a control freak 100% of the time. cuz well god knows its a GOOD thing in MODERATION but bad when its 100% of the time u know. some one who knows what they want and how to get it but who will also take the back seat and let me "drive" occasionaly and just relax
A woman who wouldnt mind being emotionally spoiled and massaged all the time when i was in the mood. and im in the mood to rub FEET, LEGS, THIGHS, SHOULDERS, PALMS, ARMS, BACK, WAIST, TITS, BELLY, VAGINA, NECK (you just havent lived till you had a vaginal massage (not sex mind you) )
Age of partner from
Age of partner to
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, 1-on-1 sex, Discreet Relationship
Partners genitals should be
Hairy, Completely shaved
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
5 ft 8 in
Smooth, Moustache, Goatee
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Arms, Chest, Treasure trail, Pits, Tummy, Legs
Glasses or Contacts
Perfume/Cologne, Pollen, Smoke
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Board games, Camping/Outdoors, Coffee and conversation, Collecting, Computer Games, Computer programming, Cooking, Healthy living, Movies (watching), Photography, Playing cards, Politics, Television (watching)
Comics/Anime, Computer games, Live music/Music, Movies/Film, Symphony/Opera, T.V./Videos/DVDs, Theater/Arts
Anime, Cartoons, Movie Channels, News, Sci-Fi, Sit-coms, Stand Up Comedy, Talk Shows
Action, Adventure, Animation, Family, Comedy, Crime, Fantasy, Horror, Independent, Mystery, Porn, Science Fiction, War
Alternative Rock, Blues, Classic Rock, Electronic/Techno/House, Hard Rock & Metal, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Miscellaneous, New Age, Opera, Punk, Rock 'n Roll, Soundtracks
Erotica, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Magazines, Sci-Fi, Science/Technology
Work & Living Environment
Live with relatives
American, Cajun, Chinese, Fast food, French, Greek, Japanese, Italian, Mexican, Persian, Pizza, Seafood, Vegetarian
Favorite sexual fantasy
my PERFECT sexual fantasy would be me being a sexual over lord with the IDEAL woman i lsted above tied up arms above her head, legs spread wide open.
on BLACK silk sheets. Candle light illuminating the room. then using straberry suryp to emulate blood, have a sexy vampire night with my IDEAL candidate.
I'll try most anything once
Blindfolds, Butt Play, Breast/Nipple Clamps, Food Play, Giving Oral Sex, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Phone Sex, Public sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
All the time
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Belly, Ears, Hands, Lips, Neck
Boss/Employee, Cop/prisoner, Doctor/Nurse, Doctor/Patient, Priest/Confessionalist
A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A moving vehicle, In the nature, A dressing room, A swimming pool/hot tub, An airplane, My bed, My desk at work, My yard, The beach, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
Entirely depends on my mood
Making home videos/pics
Haven't found a parter do it with yet
Fetish parties, Adult theatres
Willing to experiment
Food for play
Apple pie, Frosting, Ice, Strawberries
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, BBW, Busty women, Mature, Lesbian
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, Wish my partner would watch with me, With a partner
Porn Movies, How often?
All the time!