General Info
La-di-dum. :P
I"m young and virile with black hair, chocolate-brown eyes, and a freaking tan. Face it, I love older men. Young people are stupid, sometimes. Just not me.
I do not solemnly swear to tell the truth on this page.
Turn Ons
Handsome men turn me on.
They must have arousing facial features and must be able to hump. I"m not into white people, mostly because they"re not as arousing. I"m the M in S&M. I like being spanked, bitten, and whipped. I love my ass being played with. Love your ass!!!
Other things I"m into: Amateur porn, men masturbating, girls masturbating, and surprise buttsecks. I love it when men give me cunnilingus. It"s even better when they "write" the alphabet into my pussy with their mouths and tongue. It"s explosive.
Straight men being gay for the camera. It"s just different.
Ladies getting anal for the first time.
Guys receiving anal from girls.
More turn-ons:
Heath Ledger turns me on.
Clint Eastwood also turns me on.
Johnny Depp is a turn-on as a pirate. Gotta love that sword.
Fashionable Japanese men in magazines. I haven"t met a Japanese man that I liked in person.
Reese Witherspoon turns me on because of her so-called Good Girl Charm.
Anne Hathaway"s tits! rofl
Good god, Harrison Ford in his prime (I mean right NOW) is a hottie. His Speedo shots are smokin"!!! I wish Clint did that...
Clint Eastwood giving himself an enema would make me orgasm. Enemas are part of S&M sometimes. I enjoy seeing others experiencing enemas, but I would never do one, because of how sensitive my insides are. I wouldn"t want explosive diarrhea, God no! The job is best left to people willing to self-exploit.
I love wrestling and play-fighting.
Turn Offs
Skinny people, small penises, self-mutilation or weird masturbation (like sliding nails into your stretched pee-hole), andĀpeople who don"t know what the fuck they"re doing or how to give me an orgasm. How disappointing is that!ĀCertain types of "sex faces" that some porn stars make also annoy me, especially the kind where they look like they"re about to fart, but can"t.
More turn-offs:
Jessica Alba. I don"t care how hot she is, why else do guys like her? Her acting stinks.
Angelina Jolie. She just annoys me, even though she"s hot.
Kirsten Dunst. Angelina should shoot her.
Milla Jovovich. She"s on this list only because my man likes her, even though I won"t admit she"s hot to him.
Hugh Hefner turns me off. He"s an old man, but he can"t shoot like Clint Eastwood. Pun intended. I love baggy old men getting off, but just not Hugh Hefner.
Farting turns me off.
I hate being tickled.
Movies
That raunchy porn movie: "Pirates XXX." It was fun.
Hobbies
Cleaning the house, jacking off, watching porn, dolling myself up, playing video games on XBOX 360 and PS2. It"s not like I have anything to do right now, I"m job-hunting and it"s kind of hard trying to find a job in this city because it feels like everyone already beat me to all of them. I have been advised that telemarketing is a bad job field to get into. I honestly think so.
Music
I like soundtracks.
Books
I read a lot. I love "The Catcher in the Rye" when old Holden tries to chat up the hooker.
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thanks for making me one of your favorites....cheers, M.