Anonymous Internet Perv, at your service.
I am intoxicated with the power of words. Words which can inflame and excite in ways that no mere video can begin to match. The inner dialog of need and lust and shame and satisfaction.
This is not an overture to any kind of romance. There is no place in my life for any kind of a partner just now--real or virtual. The appeal for me here is to have intellectually interesting and sexually frank conversations with other horny people without all of that emotional baggage and those dreaded expectations. Out of a long-term relationship for a few years now and I am finding that the joys of being on my own again have not yet abated. I am in excellent company all by myself--porn and masturbation having always been there for me in a way that real people, alas, have not--and I plan on staying that way for the foreseeable immediate future. Which may also say something about me, and the sort of relationships I have endured, but I digress. This site at its core is a paean to the appeal of fantasy and self-gratification, and I enjoy talking with women who enjoy those things for their own estimable value because I do too, and I wish to be accepted at that level and not apologize for my needs. Does that sound selfish and callous? Simply awful? Well, I certainly won"t argue with you. So if any of that does not appeal to you, then you might as well move on.
(Ummm....I don"t usually keep any public vids or pictures here but I am generally willing to share some bravery of my own once I get to know someone a bit. But I"m just a regular guy, 5"11" and 190 with a regular sized cock. Some folks enjoy waving their junk at passing strangers but I hope that I bring something more to the table than the relative size of my reproductive organ. I"m too much of a voyeur, I"m afraid, and I think I"d rather watch porn with you than be the porn that you watch. The only thing outsized about me is my libido. And maybe my enormous intellect, haha. So if you"re looking for a well-hung cam stud with chiseled abs and plenty of free time, well... You can find "em. But not here. Sorry)
I can fix a car, discuss politics, cook a meal, play the drums, program a computer, write a paper, and find Antares in the night sky. Not all at the same time, though. I hate television and religious bigotry. I can usually find something of value in any kind of music. I hate crowds. I like lightning storms, old abandoned buildings and huge gnarly trees. I like dirty manga. I only drink to excess. I love the sound of a ticking clock and rain on the roof in the night. I don"t own a cellphone. The texture of paper is important to me. I will stop the car and walk across a muddy field to take a picture of an old rusty tractor. I am never not reading something. I know what the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is. I"m not for everybody, but I"m ok with that. I like the beach in the winter, and the city at dawn. My favorite sexual fantasy is yours. And if you want to know more, I can be reliably found right here at least once a day.
Smart girls, pervy girls, curvy girls, big girls, smart big curvy pervy girls who enjoy masturbation, sex, porn, fetishes...and sharing. I actually pretty much like all women, all ages, shapes and sizes but real women have curves, you know? So I have a particular fondness for smart big curvy girls with deviant desires and twisted longings who enjoy sharing insights about these things with someone who likes...smart big curvy pervy girls. Yes!
I mean, I"m not here looking for a partner or to hook-up with anyone in real life or wheedle you for a cam show; I"m here to watch porn and get off and indulge my secret dirty side: butt and pussy worship, panty play, female desperation and wetting, and especially masturbation--and I enjoy messaging or chatting with intelligent, assertive and verbal women who can bring their insight to bear on their own erotic landscape and who understand that the most erotic part of the body is between the ears and not the legs--and who masturbate like they need it. I want to know what makes you come. And who better to share your secrets with than an anonymous erudite stranger on the internet? Confessions heard, confidences kept. Multiple coherent paragraphs or your money back, and extra credit if you can tell me what "epistolary" means.
Fair enough? I mean it doesn"t really matter too much. Just be honest and nice and talkative and witty and intelligent and horny and know how to write and have fun and not take it all too seriously and we"ll get along just grand...
Poor english, bad grammar, atrocious spelling. No internet gibberish, please. And no public "friending"--I consider it juvenile and absurd. If you"re my friend, we"ll both know. Want to be friends? Write me something. The way you handle your words tells me about the person you are. I"m not a grammar Nazi and a little casual verbiage is fine--but sloppy incoherent writing is disrespectful.
Submissive, masochistic and sexually inarticulate women who wish to deal with shame issues by handing over all responsibility to a dominating guy are encouraged to move on. Over and above the erotic appeal of a porn site, I have learned so much about my own erotic landscape by my interactions with others here that if you cannot also bring some insight and illumination to bear on your erotic needs and desires then we simply will not have much to talk about. D/s play, humiliation or BDSM discussion is fine but if you"re looking for someone who simply enjoys pushing women around then I"m not your guy. Which is not to say that I am above a good sound paddling for dirty girls who need it, not at all. But it comes after a discussion about why you might need a bit of punishment and not because I enjoy punishing you. Ok?
And folks who rob what are meant to be intrinsically pleasurable and mildly taboo acts of all eroticism by simulating them for my enjoyment leave me cold. Some may fail to discern the salient difference between automatons and human beings but I am blessedly not among them.
What else? Meh. Not much. I"m pretty open and accepting, and I"m always eager to learn about things I haven"t tried. I hate clowns, though. And spiders. Clowns and spiders. Yup.
My Desert Island Films:
Kubrick 2001: A Space Odyssey
Lynch Blue Velvet
Bertolucci The Last Emperor
Welles Citizen Kane
Coppola Apocalypse Now
Gilliam & Jones Monty Python and The Holy Grail
Von Trier Dancer in the Dark
Coen Bros No Country For Old Men
My Favorite Year
The Music Man
The English Patient
To Kill a Mockingbird
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Requiem for a Dream
The Secret of Roan Inish
The Usual Suspects
Reading, Writing, Porn, Masturbation...in that order. But seriously, I have an old house and an old car. That"s plenty right there. Unless you consider buying drywall and auto parts a hobby.
And I suppose that I enjoy pretending to be a photographer when I get a chance but I"m generally pretty surprised when I get a good shot. Is it still a hobby if you really suck at it?
My Desert Island CD"s
Radiohead OK Computer
Genesis Selling England by the Pound
Steely Dan Aja
Peter Gabriel So
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
Joni Mitchell Court and Spark
Phish Billy Breathes
Bruce Springsteen The Wild, the Innocent, and the E Street Shuffle
The Decemberists The Crane Wife
The Current Shuffle, for contrast:
Sigur Ros Kveikur
Bruce Peninsula A Mountain is a Mouth
Wilco The Whole Love
The Besnard Lakes ...are the Roaring Night
TV on The Radio Nine Types of Light
Alt-J An Awesome Wave
The Low Anthem Oh My God Charlie Darwin
Titus Andronicus The Monitor
Neutral Milk Hotel In The Aeroplane Over The Sea
Foo Fighters Wasting Light
My Desert Island Books: Fiction:
Tolkien The Lord of the Rings
Pynchon Gravity"s Rainbow
Dickens Great Expectations
Proulx The Shipping News
Eco The Name of the Rose
McCarthy The Road
Peake Gormenghast Trilogy
Simmons Hyperion Cantos
Boorstin The Discoverers
McPhee Annals of the Former World
Tuchman A Distant Mirror
Manchester The Arms of Krupp
Sagan The Dragons of Eden
Thompson Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Hofstadter Godel, Escher, Bach
Diamond Guns, Germs and Steel
Halberstam The Best and the Brightest
Wolfe The Right Stuff
BA/BS (4 years college)
Time spent online?
An hour or so a day
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