General Info
Hardcore British Shemale with beautiful breasts and shapely calves
Beautiful, feminine shemale (pre-op) with long, silky smooth legs, a British accent and beautiful, firm boobage. Looking for wealthy sugar daddy (prefer black man, well hung and cultured) to take me away from all this and pound me hard in the shitter every night while I cry and beg for mercy.
I'm British, which means my distaste for sexual acts is matched only by my incompetence at them. Like most European males I'm uncut and have to sandblast away the mushrooms and cheesy matter that builds up under my foreskin every couple of months. If the idea of blowing someone whose cock has the aroma of week-old socks or stale Doritos is offensive to you, please don't contact me.
I'm a coprophiliac, which doesn't mean I get turned on by men in police uniforms (although that too) and I love watersports, especially body boarding and water skiing - but only if someone is pissing in my mouth when I'm doing them.
Will this do?
Turn Ons
John Cusack, Geeky Women, German Scat Porn, Lenny, Spartans, Japanese Schoolgirls, Judge Judy, Hairy Armpits, Bill O'Reilly (come on, he's obviously queer at a seven-dollar bill)
Turn Offs
Christians, Skinny Women, You
Movies
On Golden Blonde, The Bare Tits Project, Girl With a Pearl Necklace
Hobbies
Onanism, stalking, cyber terrorism
Music
Late Seventies Porno Music
Books
Anything by Nancy Friday: She made all that shit up herself, y'know.
About myself
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Do that to you? What makes you think that story's for you???
Just kidding.
Of course I would, and thanks for the detailed explanation of how you enjoyed it. That's given me a whole load of more inspiration for the next one, and a whole load of something else too.
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ohmagawd, m...I came so hard I can right now feel my cum oozing out of me and down the crevasse to my asshole. You really would do that to me? shite
I want to see you make a video. I've always been curious as to what your cock looks like. Please masturbate for me. Do you need a special pic?
The movie playing in the background was 'Without a Paddle: Nature's Calling.' two thumbs way way down
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Jesus !!! Ive seen blind people with better make up than you, and certainly better tastes in clothes and colour combinations. And dont blame the fact you are British for being bad in bed, blame the lack of practice you get because i cant imagine anyone has gone near you in years !!!