Hardcore British Shemale with beautiful breasts and shapely calves
Beautiful, feminine shemale (pre-op) with long, silky smooth legs, a British accent and beautiful, firm boobage. Looking for wealthy sugar daddy (prefer black man, well hung and cultured) to take me away from all this and pound me hard in the shitter every night while I cry and beg for mercy.
I'm British, which means my distaste for sexual acts is matched only by my incompetence at them. Like most European males I'm uncut and have to sandblast away the mushrooms and cheesy matter that builds up under my foreskin every couple of months. If the idea of blowing someone whose cock has the aroma of week-old socks or stale Doritos is offensive to you, please don't contact me.
I'm a coprophiliac, which doesn't mean I get turned on by men in police uniforms (although that too) and I love watersports, especially body boarding and water skiing - but only if someone is pissing in my mouth when I'm doing them.
Will this do?
John Cusack, Geeky Women, German Scat Porn, Lenny, Spartans, Japanese Schoolgirls, Judge Judy, Hairy Armpits, Bill O'Reilly (come on, he's obviously queer at a seven-dollar bill)
Christians, Skinny Women, You
On Golden Blonde, The Bare Tits Project, Girl With a Pearl Necklace
Onanism, stalking, cyber terrorism
Late Seventies Porno Music
Anything by Nancy Friday: She made all that shit up herself, y'know.
I'm a non-smoker
I don't drink at all