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Hardcore British Shemale with beautiful breasts and shapely calves


Beautiful, feminine shemale (pre-op) with long, silky smooth legs, a British accent and beautiful, firm boobage. Looking for wealthy sugar daddy (prefer black man, well hung and cultured) to take me away from all this and pound me hard in the shitter every night while I cry and beg for mercy.

I'm British, which means my distaste for sexual acts is matched only by my incompetence at them. Like most European males I'm uncut and have to sandblast away the mushrooms and cheesy matter that builds up under my foreskin every couple of months. If the idea of blowing someone whose cock has the aroma of week-old socks or stale Doritos is offensive to you, please don't contact me.

     I'm a coprophiliac, which doesn't mean I get turned on by men in police uniforms (although that too) and I love watersports, especially body boarding and water skiing - but only if someone is pissing in my mouth when I'm doing them.

Will this do?

Turn Ons


John Cusack, Geeky Women, German Scat Porn, Lenny, Spartans, Japanese Schoolgirls, Judge Judy, Hairy Armpits, Bill O'Reilly (come on, he's obviously queer at a seven-dollar bill)

Turn Offs


Christians, Skinny Women, You

Movies


On Golden Blonde, The Bare Tits Project, Girl With a Pearl Necklace

Hobbies


Onanism, stalking, cyber terrorism

Music


Late Seventies Porno Music 

Books


Anything by Nancy Friday: She made all that shit up herself, y'know.

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5 years ago

Jesus !!! Ive seen blind people with better make up than you, and certainly better tastes in clothes and colour combinations. And dont blame the fact you are British for being bad in bed, blame the lack of practice you get because i cant imagine anyone has gone near you in years !!!

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5 years ago

Wow, I just read your turn ons ;)

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5 years ago

Thank God, I thought you were pissed at me!

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5 years ago

You didn't want to make a vid? :(

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5 years ago

Do that to you? What makes you think that story's for you???

 

Just kidding.

 

Of course I would, and thanks for the detailed explanation of how you enjoyed it. That's given me a whole load of more inspiration for the next one, and a whole load of something else too.

 

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5 years ago

ohmagawd, m...I came so hard I can right now feel my cum oozing out of me and down the crevasse to my asshole.  You really would do that to me?  shite

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5 years ago

I want to see you stroke your cock-do you still have a goatee?

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5 years ago

haha,you listed "Scientologist"

 

That is fucking funny

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5 years ago

I want to see you make a video.  I've always been curious as to what your cock looks like.  Please masturbate for me.  Do you need a special pic?

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5 years ago

The movie playing in the background was 'Without a Paddle: Nature's Calling.'   two thumbs way way down

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5 years ago

OMG you got a profile! 

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