Nice lad. Yeah, I am!
I"m gay. And I like a normal blow job and fuck. No weird shit.
I don"t take anything too seriously, I"m out for a laugh Ô ALWAYS.
Underwear/football shorts (and socks, but they have to be footie socks)/trackies/the "straight" look
Pissing or shitting on me. I am SO not into that it"s not even funny. On a lighter note and not exactly a turn off......but shaved boy bits. Are they trying to be 10? I much prefer a hairy muff! lol It tickles my nose! OH.....and tattoos. To be fair these last two aren"t really turn offs, just preferences. And they seem to describe me more than anyone else!!! I"ve got hairy boy bits and no tatts. Fat, hairy or old don"t do anything for me. Neither do whingers. Listing turn-offs turns me off too. SO anyone who ISN"T a fat, hairy and old bitch, who doesn"t want to piss on me ´ send me a friend invite, put ya best blue footie socks on and who knows? We might live forever!
Action movies (GOOD ones), Science Fiction. Fucking hell? You wanna know more? GAH......Bond and Star Trek.
Being friendly... but probs the most important thing about me (and I wasn"t sure where to put this) is that although I"m gay, it"s not the most important thing in my life. I"m NOT a rainbow flag waver. I"m just an ordinary boy who likes cock. Make me smile, sing along to my fave songs and make me CARE and I"ll be a good friend forever.
Oasis/Noel Gallagher/Beady Eye. Kasabian. Oasis. Coldplay. Oasis. Strokes. They"re my faves so you get the idea...did I mention Oasis?
Paper ones. I like the smell. (See my underwear fetish!) *SNIFF, SNIFF*
About my Partner
It"s not enough to just like the same things as me, there has to be that MAGIC spark that makes you better than everyone else on the planet. A nice smile helps, but if you can"t make me laugh forget it, you need a good outlook on life, a hot body to smooch and......er....NAVY BLUE FOOTBALL SOCKS will all help! :) A gay fun boy that likes Bond, Star Trek AND Oasis??? I know you"re out there Ô so come on!
Favorite sexual fantasy
My fave sexual fantasy is to meet someone STUNNINGLY gorgeous who I can have the most intimate and loving relationship with. I want a best friend that I can fuck the living daylights out of. I"ve been VERY VERY lucky and already had two bf"s like that. I"m not actively looking for a third but if that special guy comes along...who knows? I"m such a liar! I"m dying to give some love.....my right hand is starting to chafe me.