This is an intro title.
Okay, quick notes about me:
I"m 22 years old. I"m a mid-western girl.
I"m a huge fan of the arts and I like to participate.
Oh, whoa yeah — porn site — forgot...
I like porn. I think penises are great.
I"m actually willing to talk to the owners of the penises too.
I mean, why the hell not? Right?
But listen, I don"t want you to assume that just because I met you on a porn site that I"m automatically some little play thing that doesn"t have a brain.
If you want to skip conversation and try to shove your sexual fantasies in my face — You can just stop now.
I have Yahoo Messenger and MSN messenger.
I"m nice so I"ll talk to you if you send me your screen name.
I just want you to know that just because I"m nice it doesn"t mean that I"m enchanted by everybody and if you can"t catch the hint that I"m not interested in your little penis waving at me, then I"ll probably block you or something.
I don"t expect anything from you but a few laughs and maybe if I"m in the mood something more related to this site. Personalities are so much more important than penises.
Old (looking) guys
Penis size obsessed guys
I love movies. I can"t really say my favorite but here are some that I like (as of now) off the top of my head:
The Wackness, Crash, Mean Girls, Kids, Ken Park, Raising Victor Vargas, Queens of Comedy, X-Men (all three), Ultraviolet, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Psycho, Prince of Egypt, Lion King, and Fight Club.
There are many more but I don"t have the attention span.
Doing hoodrat things with my friends.
It"s way too hard to map out my favorite kind of music because I listen to a pretty diverse grouping of music. I guess mainly you could say: indie, pop, alternative, hip-hop...
I don"t know. It"s hard to do music.
Honestly, I read random shit but I rarely ever finish. I think like a good American and wait for the movie. But I am a Chuck Palahniuk fan. Along with other randoms.
Current college student
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic
I'm a non-smoker
I'm a heavy social drinker
About my Partner
Funny, attractive, creative, and fully equipped with common sense.
Age of partner from
Age of partner to
Matters a little
Partners genitals should be
Average, Trimmed to be neat
Does size matter?
Average is all I need!
I like all my bodyparts!
5 ft 3 in
Earrings, Nose Rings, Body Piercings, Tounge Piercing, Tattoos
Glasses or Contacts
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Arts/Museums, Camping/Outdoors, Coffee and conversation, Fashion, Movies (making), Movies (watching), Music/Concerts, Painting, Television (watching)
Live music/Music, Movies/Film, Nightclubs/Parties, T.V./Videos/DVDs, Theater/Arts
Arts & Entertainment, Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, Dramas, Music Channels, Movie Channels, Reality Shows, Sit-coms, Talk Shows
Action, Adventure, Animation, Family, Classics, Comedy, Crime, Documentary, Drama, Fantasy, Film-Noir, Horror, Independent, Musicals, Mystery, Porn, Romance, Science Fiction, Thrillers
Alternative Rock, Folk, Hip-Hop, Indie, Pop/Top 40, R&B/Soul, Rock 'n Roll, Soundtracks
Best Sellers, Biographies, Fiction, Mystery, Romance, Thrillers
Watch and Participate
Work & Living Environment
Live with relatives
American, Cajun, Chinese, Fast food, French, Japanese, Indian, Italian, Mexican, Pizza, Seafood, Vegetarian
I'll try most anything once
Butt Play, Dominance/Discipline, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Mutual Masturbation, Phone Sex, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
Not a big part
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Belly, Calves, Ears, Inner thigh, Lips, Neck, Nipples
A movie theatre, A dressing room, A swimming pool/hot tub, My bed, My desk at work, My yard, The beach
Dirty talk during sex?
Entirely depends on my mood
Making home videos/pics
I want no part of
Bars or pubs, Night clubs, Raves
Clit stimulators, Dildos/Vibrators
Food for play
Food is for eating!
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Cumshots, Interracial, Gay, Hard, Teen (18+)
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner
Porn Movies, How often?
All the time!
hmmsash - Female
Member for 7 years
Sexual orientation: Straight