Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.
I"m mostly here for the solo vids, they're the best!
I"m chubby and I"ve got two very large tattoos, multiple piercings, and stretched ears. If that is not your thing, that's cool; keep movin'. We probably wouldn"t have gotten along anyway :P
Dorky, nerdy, geeky folks, gamers, really super rough sex, spanking, slapping, choking, BDSM, knee high boots/shoes, tattoos, piercings, clean cut folks, people that like to play around with gender and gender presentation, super fem,butch, or in-between folks.
**I put the different types of people I'm into in "turn ons" not to fetishize anyone but to let ya all know I am into EVERYONE!
Bad hygiene, sloppy/baggy clothes, shitty attitudes, boring sex conversations/questions, Also poop. Poop is for sure not my thing, I'm also not into getting humiliated.
Total fucking deal breakers/Don't even bother: racism, sexism, homophobia/transphobia, misogyny/Trans-misogyny, using gay/fag/dyke/homo/queer/bitch/cunt/ANY racial or ethnic slur as an insult or to be cute or "ironic", and ignorance for ignorance sake. Yes, I'm one of THOSE people.
MST3k, The Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Ghost Busters 1&2, Time Bandits, LOtR/The Hobbit...
Video games ï anything Nintendo, PS3, XBox 360, reading, cooking/baking, fucking/sucking and filming or taking pictures of it, watching porn, masturbating, knitting little fitted sweaters for my cats.
At the moment a lot of remixed video game music along with bands like Dissection, At The Gates, All Shall Perish, Moonspell, Amon Amarth, Silversun Pickups.
Lots and lots. Used book stores are my favorite.
Time spent online?
Several hours a day
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick, Anything
I'm a non-smoker
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
Male, Female, Bi-Couple, Lesbian-Couple, TS/TG/TV
Discreet Relationship, Group sex(3 or more), Bondage & Discipline, Sadism & Masochism
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be
Trimmed to be neat, Completely shaved
Does size matter?
As long as it's thick I'm happy
I dont want my partner to smoke
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
I like all my bodyparts!
5 ft 4 in
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Earrings, Nose Rings, Body Piercings, Tounge Piercing, Tattoos, Other
Glasses or Contacts
HIV/AIDS negative and tested regularly, Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Books/Reading, Computer Games, Cooking, Movies (watching), Music/Concerts, Politics, Shopping, Television (watching)
Comics/Anime, Computer games, Live music/Music, Movies/Film, T.V./Videos/DVDs
Anime, Arts & Entertainment, Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, News, Sci-Fi, Sit-coms, Stand Up Comedy
Action, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Crime, Documentary, Fantasy, Horror, Mystery, Porn, Science Fiction, Thrillers
Alternative Rock, Classic Rock, Electronic/Techno/House, Hard Rock & Metal, Industrial, Punk, Rock 'n Roll
Erotica, Fantasy, Horror, Magazines, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Science/Technology, Thrillers
Work & Living Environment
Live with pets
I've already tried everything and will do it again!
Blindfolds, Butt Play, Breast/Nipple Clamps, Dominance/Discipline, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Sadomasochism, Strap-Ons, Toys
Sex, How often?
All the time
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Belly, Butt, Hands, Inner thigh, Lips, Neck
Dirty talk during sex?
Is a must during sex!
Making home videos/pics
Have a growing collection
Anal/Climax beads, Butt plugs/probes, Clit stimulators, Dildos/Vibrators, Strap-ons, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Blindfolds, Cock and Ball Toys, Collar and leash, Gags, Handcuffs/shackles, Masks, Nipple clamps, Paddles, and more!
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, BBW, Bisexual, Bondage, Fetish, Gay, Gonzo, Hard, Lesbian, Teen (18+)
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner
Porn Movies, How often?
All the time!