Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.
Hello everyone, first and foremost just wanted all the men out there to know I"m happily in a relationship but I am open to conversations with ladies. That being said, I"m mostly here for women and their solo videos, there are some really great ones on this site! I identify as mostly straight but women by themselves and with other women are a huge turn on.
I"m chubby and I"ve got two very large tattoos and multiple piercings. If this bothers you then move right along, we probably wouldn"t have gotten along anyway :P
Dorky, nerdy, geeky guys/girls, gamers, really super rough sex, spanking, slapping, choking, BDSM, knee high converse, girls, pale skin, tattoos, piercings, clean cut guys (as in appearance wise, not dick doos).
Bad hygiene, sloppy/baggy clothes, shitty attitudes, sandals and socks, sandals in general, gross feet, basketball shoes when you"re not playing basket ball. I"m highly critical of feet for some reason. Also poop. Poop is pretty gross.
Total fucking deal breakers: racism, sexism, homophobia, using gay/fag/dyke/homo/queer/bitch/cunt as an insult, and ignorance for ignorance sake.
MST3k, The Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Ghost Busters 1&2, all the Indiana Jones (even the 4th!).
Video games ï anything Nintendo, PS3, XBox 360, reading, cooking/baking, fucking/sucking and filming or taking pictures of it, watching porn, masturbating, knitting little fitted sweaters for my cats.
At the moment a lot of remixed video game music along with bands like Dissection, At The Gates, All Shall Perish, Moonspell, Amon Amarth, Silversun Pickups.
Lots and lots. Used book stores are my favorite.
Time spent online?
Several hours a day
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick, Anything
I'm a non-smoker
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
Discreet Relationship, Group sex(3 or more)
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be
Trimmed to be neat, Completely shaved
Does size matter?
As long as it's thick I'm happy
I dont want my partner to smoke
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
I like all my bodyparts!
5 ft 4 in
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Earrings, Nose Rings, Body Piercings, Tounge Piercing, Tattoos, Other
Glasses or Contacts
HIV/AIDS negative and tested regularly, Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Board games, Books/Reading, Computer Games, Cooking, Movies (watching), Music/Concerts, Politics, Shopping, Television (watching)
Comics/Anime, Computer games, Live music/Music, Movies/Film, T.V./Videos/DVDs
Anime, Arts & Entertainment, Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, News, Sci-Fi, Sit-coms, Stand Up Comedy
Action, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Crime, Documentary, Fantasy, Horror, Mystery, Porn, Science Fiction, Thrillers
Alternative Rock, Classic Rock, Electronic/Techno/House, Hard Rock & Metal, Industrial, Punk, Rock 'n Roll
Erotica, Fantasy, Horror, Magazines, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Science/Technology, Thrillers
Work & Living Environment
Live with spouse
I've already tried everything and will do it again!
Blindfolds, Butt Play, Breast/Nipple Clamps, Dominance/Discipline, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Sadomasochism, Strap-Ons, Toys
Sex, How often?
All the time
Practice Safe Sex
Dirty talk during sex?
Is a must during sex!
Making home videos/pics
Have a growing collection
Anal/Climax beads, Butt plugs/probes, Clit stimulators, Dildos/Vibrators, Strap-ons, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Blindfolds, Cock and Ball Toys, Collar and leash, Gags, Handcuffs/shackles, Masks, Nipple clamps, Paddles, and more!
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, BBW, Bondage, Fetish, Gay, Gonzo, Hard, Lesbian, Teen (18+)
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner
Porn Movies, How often?
All the time!