Horny moderately disturbed pervert...
I"m a pornographer by trade, I edit gay porn for a company. Never actually made any though, other than some jerk off vids of myself I can no longer find. I"ll have to make some new ones. And maybe some with the boyfriend, yeah, the boyfriend.
So I"m partnered and couldn"t be happier. Love my man. But I can"t help looking around to see who"s out there looking to get fucked or looking to fuck and daydreaming about it until I get back home to my guy. He keeps me happy, yes he does.
Hot men with great bodies, even though I don"t have one. Great body that is, I have a hot man. Just got an average body is all.
Average and regular bodies get me off too. If you like me it generally makes me like you a little bit more. Unless you"re an asshole.
Big dicks, regular dicks, thick dicks, anything that can get me going and get me off. Erections. Kissing, sucking cock, getting massages...
Watching guys cum. Specially big nasty close ups where you can see the guys cock pulsing and spewing forth loads of cum while buried deep in some guy"s ass. Or some girls ass. Or pussy. Breeding and creampies get me hot. Cumshots. Not a cumhound but I love watching guys get off. Love feeling it too.
Watching people fuck. People who enjoy fucking. Paycheck porn sex is just lame. You"re having sex! Enjoy it!!!
Film or art geeks get my motor running. Books, movies, porn, art, or any combination thereof.
Sex sex sex, playing with my wiener, playing with my ass. You playing with my wiener or my ass. Getting pounded all night, PNP, experimenting with mind altering substances, sucking cock while getting fucked.
Anything you can think of? Try me.
People who smell. Jerks, genuinely rotten folks. Tight clothes, unless they"re sexy clothes. Wearing pants. Gay4Pay pornstars (if you don"t like fucking men then don"t. We don"t enjoy watching you try to earn a paycheck. Suck a dick and kiss that man. He"s giving you his ass after all.)
Pain (the bad kind). Overbearing people who won"t take "I don"t want to fuck you" as an answer. If I don"t want to fuck you no amount of begging will change my mind. Money on the other hand...
Guys who wear make up. Eye make up is okay, liner, mascara, even some shadow. Anything more than that is a no. Maybe some lipstick. That would depend on the shade.
Bad grammar and spelling. Text speak. Justin Bieber. Taylor Swift. Any obnoxious child celebrity making too much money for what they do.
Judgmental types... who aren"t me or my beloved, hehe. Sloppy drunks.
Guys who take pictures of their cock next to or over the toilet. Your dirty commode and erect cock together just don"t do it for me. STOP WITH THE TOILET COCKS!!!
Never met a movie I didn"t like. That"s a lie, I"ve met plenty of movies I can"t stand.
Obscure, horror, bizarre or just plane weird films get me going. Cartoons and sometimes blockbusters. I"ll give most movies a shot. But if I don"t like it, you"ll hear about it.
Jerking off, watching porn, getting fucked by my boyfriend. Daydreaming about being fucked while I edit my porn.
Drawing dirty pictures. Drawing non dirty pictures. Occasionally painting paintings. Going places although I don"t go places very often. Museums.
Talking. I like to talk. Specially when I"m all Jazzed up and not drawing dirty pictures or watching porn. Or fucking.
Watching movies and cartoons. Occasionally writing stream of conscious type rants about whatever enters my mind. That would be stream of conscious wouldn"t it? Repeating myself. Talking to the TV. Yelling at people when I drive.
Snuggling on the couch with my hot sexy man.
Smoking weed. Occasionally indulging in other mind altering substances. Not much of a drinker though.
I like music.
I"ll read anything that holds my interest.
Fav"s include William S. Burroughs, Philip K. Dick, Stephen King (
If it"s a well written and strange or mind fucking book I"m all over it.
BA/BS (4 years college)
Not that I know of
Within the city
Time spent online?
Several hours a day
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick, Anything
I'm a non-smoker
I rarely drink
About my Partner
Already have my ideal partner and I couldn"t be happier.
Having said that, a hot guy who loves to putting his dick in me over and over. Like my boyfriend, hehe.
Male, Bi-Couple, Lesbian-Couple, Gay-Couple, TS/TG/TV, Group
1-on-1 sex, Group sex(3 or more), Bondage & Discipline, Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Miscellaneous Fetishes, Other "Alternative" Activities
Matters a little
Partners genitals should be
Average, Trimmed to be neat
Does size matter?
What he does with it is what matters
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly, I dont mind if my partner smokes heavily
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
5 ft 8 in
Arms, Bikini line, Buns, Chest, Treasure trail, Pits, Tummy, Legs, Everywhere
Body Piercings, Tattoos
Glasses or Contacts
Foods, Perfume/Cologne, Pollen
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Arts/Museums, Board games, Books/Reading, Computer Games, Movies (making), Movies (watching), Painting, Photography, Television (watching), Travel/Sightseeing
Comics/Anime, Computer games, Movies/Film, Symphony/Opera, T.V./Videos/DVDs, Theater/Arts
Arts & Entertainment, Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, Dramas, Movie Channels, Sci-Fi, Sit-coms, Soft Porn, Stand Up Comedy, Variety Shows
Action, Adventure, Animation, Family, Classics, Comedy, Crime, Documentary, Drama, Fantasy, Film-Noir, Horror, Independent, Musicals, Mystery, Porn, Romance, Science Fiction, Thrillers, War, Westerns
Alternative Rock, Blues, Classic Rock, Classical, Folk, Miscellaneous, Opera, Rock 'n Roll, Soundtracks
Erotica, Fiction, Horror, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Thrillers
Work & Living Environment
Live with spouse
American, Fast food, Italian, Mexican, Pizza, Thai
Favorite sexual fantasy
getting partied up and being passed around as the bottom bitch in a hot all day gangbang. Being fucked all day and all night. Sucking a big fat dick while I"m getting pounded from behind. Pretty much anything that involves putting dick in my hole.
Random dirty anonymous hookups are becoming really appealing as of late although I don"t actually get to do it too often. I like thinking about it though. Hot dirty bathroom sex, glory holes, bath houses, these thoughts keep sounding more and more fun. Guess it"s time to stop thinking about them and start doing it.
Maybe try some role playing...
Down to explore...
I'll try most anything once
Blindfolds, Butt Play, Crossdressing, Gangbangs, Glory Holes, Group Sex, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Leather, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Public sex, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Strap-Ons, Threesomes, Toys
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
3-5 times a week
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Back, Butt, Calves, Ears, Inner thigh, Knees, Lips, Neck, Nipples
Boss/Employee, Cop/prisoner, Doctor/Patient, Jailer/Prisoner, Master/Slave, Priest/Confessionalist, Prisoner/Prisoner, Prostitute/Client, Stranger/stranger, Teacher/Student
A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A moving vehicle, In the nature, A rollercoaster, A dressing room, A swimming pool/hot tub, An airplane, My bed, My desk at work, My yard, The beach, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
Entirely depends on my mood
Making home videos/pics
Have a few videos of myself
Fetish parties, Adult theatres
Anal/Climax beads, Butt plugs/probes, Cock ring, Dildos/Vibrators, Strap-ons, Swings
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, Bisexual, Busty women, Cumshots, Interracial, Fetish, Gay, Gonzo, Hard, Mature, Rimming, Soft, Teen (18+), Transsexual
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?
All the time!
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