Stoner Wizard Loves Geeky Dudes
Love them nerdy boys. Love them smart boys. Love them bottom boys. Love them furry boys. Love them smooth boys. Love them slim boys. Love them cub boys. Love them science boys. Love them stoner boys. Love them raw boys. Love them uncut boys. Love them toy boys. Love them latino boys. Love them asian boys. Love them white boys. ï My version of "the girls" by calvin harris
geeks/nerds, guys in glasses, uninhibited sex, vers/bttms, stoners / 420, marijuana, light or medium bondage, punk/sk8 dudes, dorks, gamers, office geeks, cargo or khaki pants, hot underwear & jockstraps, furries/anthro, cumplay, toys, creampies (gay), assplay, cumplay, breeding, bareback. I"m a very dominant guy; been a professional dom off and on for over ten years now. Doesn"t mean I can"t switch for the right guy, especially if there"s a romantic connection.
country music, hair bands (emo, metal, classic rock), PETA, vegans / vegetarians, politically correct people, artists who sell their souls, people who never speak their mind, republicans, gay republicans, general conservatives, self-delusional assholes, "it"s about me" personalities, selfish guys, unappreciative guys, bisexual guys, slutty guys, unaffectionate guys, people who are very prone to toilet humor / flatulence, people who don"t know what the want out of life, people who are too lazy to find a passion, people who say they are "bored" ("well if you"re bored than you"re boring ï Flagpole Sitta), guys who say they are into you but don"t really try and get to know you, people who like to go to the beach but don"t like to swim, guys who say they like geeky shit (to get with me) but then refuse to play magic cards or video games with me, guys who won"t go see horror films (die. moar. n00b.), faggots who get mad that I use the word FAGGOT, your mom ï because... well, I"m stuck in 1995
Tank Girl, Lost in Translation, The Skeleton Key, Breakfast at Tiffany"s, Return of the Living Dead, Labyrinth, Legend, Romy and Michelle"s High School Reunion, May, Showgirls, Shock Treatment, Spirited Away, Howl"s Moving Castle, Kiki"s Delivery Service, The Sweetest Thing, Biozombie, The Ring, Uzumaki, Silent Hill, X-Men 2, Catwoman, Nightwatch / Daywatch, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Garden State, Grave of the Fireflies, Kung Fu Hustle, Kung Fu Mahjong, God of Cookery, Dead Silence, Darkness Falls, Read or Die OVA, Drag Me To Hell, Harry Potter (Series), Hellraiser (Series), The Lightning Thief, Mother, The Host, Big Man Japan
writing, world-crafting, editing, researching, blogging, opinionating, martial arts, soccer, swimming, disc golf, jet skiing, dancing, wandering, shopping (window), shopping (thrift), spending time in market places or other giant browsing areas, reading, console games (playstation, etc.), portable games, role-playing table-top gaming (dungeons & dragons, d20, white wolf), furry art, furry pr0n, crafting items, cooking, cuddling, spending time with good friends, smoking pot / 420 / marijuana, current events, politics, science, and technology
Electronica, Disco House, Downtempo, R&B/Rap Remixes, Electro/Clash/Etc., Trip Hop (Portishead is my all time fav.), Deep House, Verve-Style Jazz Remixes / Electro-Lounge, 90s Alternative Rock, New Electro Rock (Muse, Midnight Juggarnauts, etc.)
Anything by Mercedes Lackey [esp the "Last Herald Mage Trilogy], one of the best fantasy series surrounding the most powerful mage in history, and he"s gay! Seriously the best epic saga I"ve ever read in my entire life. [Magic"s Pawn is Book One] If you"re gay and REMOTELY enjoy fantasy, PLEASE read this series (and/or the winds series has a nice gay couple centered in it) sometime.
Associate's degree (2 years college)
Time spent online?
Several hours a day
Campy (Cheesy), Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick
I'm a cigar/pipe smoker
I'm a light social drinker
Kids, How many?
About my Partner
My ideal guy is kind of hard to describe.
It"s not something that is physical exactly.
Everyone has preferences, but that"s just it:
I don"t want to be with someone I prefer,
I want to be with someone I need and want.
The most important things? Need for expression,
want for touch, thirst for learning, fire for passion,
lust for wandering, brains for geeking, and a dream
to achieve. This is the total fucking package <3
Age of partner from
Age of partner to
1-on-1 sex, Bondage & Discipline, Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Sadism & Masochism, Miscellaneous Fetishes, Other "Alternative" Activities
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be
Hairy, Average, Trimmed to be neat
Does size matter?
Size doesn't matter at all
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly, I want my partner to smoke lightly
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly, I want my partner to drink lightly
5 ft 10 in
Arms, Bikini line, Buns, Chest, Treasure trail, Pits, Tummy, Legs
Glasses or Contacts
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Arts/Museums, Books/Reading, Coffee and conversation, Computer Games, Computer programming, Cooking, Movies (watching), Photography, Playing cards, Politics, Television (watching), Travel/Sightseeing
Comics/Anime, Computer games, Dancing, Live music/Music, Movies/Film, T.V./Videos/DVDs
Anime, Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, Music Channels, News, Sci-Fi, Sit-coms, Stand Up Comedy
Action, Adventure, Animation, Family, Comedy, Documentary, Fantasy, Horror, Mystery, Porn, Science Fiction
Dance & DJ, Electronic/Techno/House, Hip-Hop, Indie, Industrial, International, Jazz, Miscellaneous, Pop/Top 40, Rap, Punk
Erotica, Fantasy, History, Horror, Magazines, Mystery, Non Fiction, Sci-Fi, Self-Help
Work & Living Environment
Less Than $25,000
Live with roommate(s)
Cajun, Chinese, Greek, Japanese, Indian, Italian, Mexican, Mongolian, Persian, Seafood, Thai, Vietnameese
Favorite sexual fantasy
Two Nerdy /Bottoms :) Well I"ve done this, but I"d love to again.
I"d also like to fuck a brother/brother, or a cousin/cousin pair.
Nephew/Uncle would be fine as long as they both were hot ;)
I've already tried everything and will do it again!
Age Play, Blindfolds, Butt Play, Dominance/Discipline, Exhibitionism, Fisting, Food Play, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Humiliation, Leather, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Piss Play, Public sex, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Sadomasochism, Toys
Mornings, Weekends, Late Night
Sex, How often?
3-5 times a week
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Back, Belly, Inner thigh, Neck
Gravedigger/Corpse, Priest/Confessionalist, Stranger/stranger, Trainer/Dog, I'm not into role playing
A dark back alley, A movie theatre, In the nature, A dressing room, My bed, The beach, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
Entirely depends on my mood
Making home videos/pics
Have a few pics of myself
Bars or pubs, Night clubs, Fetish parties, Dungeon clubs
Butt plugs/probes, Dildos/Vibrators, Swings
Food for play
Apple pie, Bananas, Carrots, Cherries, Chocolate sauce, Cucumbers, Frosting, Grapes, Ice, Ice cream, Jello, Peanut butter, Popsicles, Pudding, Strawberries, Whipped cream
Blindfolds, Chastity devices, Handcuffs/shackles, Paddles, Silk scarves
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, Bondage, Cumshots, Fetish, Gay, Hard, Rimming, Teen (18+)
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?