Just Like I Am
Attractive white male, just shy of 6"3, athletic, brown hair, blue eyes, yadda yadda
I"m just your average, run of the mill, healthy young man, who is hopelessly attracted to both sexes. Though I lean quite heavily towards the fairer sex, I also can"t help but notice my heart beat a little faster when that hot boy passes my way. I dream about the cheerleader and the quarterback. It"s tragic actually, I want to fuck everyone. Especially you.
I know, I know, I don"t have any decent pics up, just the one profile pic. I"d love to show more, but I"m shy (read: coward) and it could seriously fuck with my career. If you"re sweet to me I may share more in private. I swear I"m not trying to hide the fact that I"m some hideous toad or something. I"m actually rather dashing if I do say so myself, which I just did.
"I ain"t lookin" to compete with you, Beat or cheat or mistreat you, Simplify you, classify you, Deny, defy or crucify you. All I really want to do is, baby, be friends with you."
"I only want friends with great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills..."
General: Healthiness, Intelligence, Humour, Shyness, Assertiveness, Style, Sexiness, Skin, Foreplay, Passion, and so on and so forth...
Girls: I"m an absolute sucker for skinny girls with dark hair and smaller handful-sized breasts (think Jenna Haze),that being said,I certainly don"t hate the curvier,girls (I"m in love with Laetitia Casta) Wait, fuck. Actually, I just love girls. All kinds of girls. You can"t make me choose, you can"t! I love those lips, those legs, breasts, that beautiful warm skin, the smell of your hair. I love the way you move your hips, your inviting eyes, that sexy smile, the gentle curve of your neck, and that smooth soft stomach. I"m all hot and bothered just thinking about you.
Guys: Tight, fit, healthy young men are where it"s at, but I"m sure you don"t need me to tell you that. I"m into strong arms, backs, and the always crowd pleasing "Apollo"s Belt". I"m mostly attracted to the powerful looking athlete type, strong, healthy and masculine, but I do absolutely love the slim guys too. Just a fit guy, handsome, smooth skin, slim or muscular (and anywhere in between) and obviously he"d be a cock loving bottom.
I love wet, oily, dirty, slippery, soapy, sticky, sweaty sex.
As shallow as it may seem, I"m not attracted to overweight, overly hairy, or generally sloppy looking people. I also hate stupid, immature, obnoxious and excessively cocky, arrogant people. I don"t like masculine acting women or effeminate acting men. Haha, now that didn"t hurt at all, did it?
I"m going to out myself here but, I have to say I love those damn Star Wars flicks. *cough*geek!*cough*
Why, XTube of course! Seriously, one of my favourite hobbies is looking at beautiful bodies. ..and touching beautiful bodies, and licking beautiful bodies...
Rock and Roll, The Blues, Bob Dylan all the way.
I read non-fiction. Science and Nature. *cough*nerd!*cough*
I don't believe in astrology
Time spent online?
Several hours a day
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic
I'm a non-smoker
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
I already live with my ideal partner, a gorgeous, vibrant, electrifying, sexually-intoxicating, lovely young woman whom I love very much. I just wish wish WISH I could have a gorgeous young boy too!
Male, Female, Bi-Couple, Gay-Couple
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, 1-on-1 sex, Discreet Relationship, Group sex(3 or more), Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Miscellaneous Fetishes, Other "Alternative" Activities
Partners genitals should be
Trimmed to be neat, Completely shaved
I dont want my partner to smoke
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
6 ft 2 in
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Arts/Museums, Books/Reading, Camping/Outdoors, Cars, Coffee and conversation, Collecting, Cooking, Healthy living, Motorcycles, Movies (making), Movies (watching), Music/Concerts, Photography, Politics, Travel/Sightseeing
Comics/Anime, Live music/Music, Movies/Film, Nightclubs/Parties, T.V./Videos/DVDs
Arts & Entertainment, Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, Movie Channels, Sports, Stand Up Comedy
Action, Animation, Classics, Crime, Documentary, Drama, Fantasy, Film-Noir, Horror, Porn, Science Fiction, Thrillers, Westerns
Blues, Classic Rock, Classical, Folk, Miscellaneous, Rock 'n Roll, Soundtracks
Erotica, History, Non Fiction, Science/Technology
Watch and Participate
Work & Living Environment
Live with spouse
American, Cajun, French, Italian, Pizza, Seafood
Favorite sexual fantasy
Stranger, Burglar, Rape, Dominance, Public
I'll try most anything once
Dominance/Discipline, Exhibitionism, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Public sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
Most Erogenous zones?
Belly, Inner thigh, Lips, Neck
Boss/Employee, Doctor/Patient, Knight/Damsel in Distress, Police/Civilian, Prostitute/Client, Stranger/stranger, I'm not into role playing
A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A moving vehicle, In the nature, A rollercoaster, A dressing room, A swimming pool/hot tub, An airplane, My bed, My desk at work, My yard, The beach, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
Entirely depends on my mood
Making home videos/pics
Have a few pics of myself
Bars or pubs, Strip clubs
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, Bisexual, Cumshots, Gay, Hard, Teen (18+)
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?
dodobirds - Male
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Member for 9 years
Sexual orientation: Bi-Sexual