Mostly harmless and very entertaining
funny, sarcastic but kind, open to most anything once (except mayonnaise and fish, sorry they make me gag unlike cock), patient, curious, laid back, honest, good listener, loyal friend, good cook, small dick
confidence without cockiness, respect, honesty, ability to laugh at yourself, quick wit, knowledge of stupid things no one else knows, open mind, waiting for all the facts before you come to a conclusion
myopic beliefs, self limited knowledge, narcissism, "that"s me, live with it" attitude, impatience, Oh and to all the boys who happen to have the gift of youth and beauty...Yeah we all know you have the world by the balls and we are all jealous of that but let"s be real. When us old, fat, furry guys leave you compliments for the most part that"s all we"re doing.ï We live in the real world too and we don"t expect a hook up or a boyfriend.ï We"re simply letting you know that we appreciate your beauty and we like to look too. Lastly, don"t be so quick to just blow us off in person either, you"d be surprised what an experienced and appreciative older man can do between those pretty legs.: )ï Just a thought.
Creator, Hopscotch, High Anxiety, Young Frankenstein, The Candidate, The Rope, They Shoot Horses Don"t They?, Being There, Beetlejuice, Cabaret, North by Northwest, Stage Door, The Silence of the Lambs, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, 12 Angry Men, The Producers, Pillow Book, Moonstruck, The King of Comedy, Mr North, Heathers, Grosse Pointe Blank, Being John Malkovich, Funny Girl, Fargo, The Cider House Rules, The World According to Garp...
XTC, Crissy Hinde, The Clash, Robert Palmer, Smashing Pumpkins, Ramones, Bare Naked Ladies, Joe Jackson, They Might Be Giants, Dan Hicks, Television, The Police, Thomas Dolby, Beck, The Flying Lizards, Tom Waits, Leon Russel, Lou Reed, Annie Lennox, Tracy Chapman, kd lang, Death Cab for Cutie, Franz Ferdinandï
Authors F Paul Wilson, John Irving, Kurt Vonnegut jr, Anne Rice, James Kirkwood, O"Henry. Saul Bellow, Oscar Wilde, Truman Capote, Douglas Adams, Ambrose Bierce, J. D. Salinger, Tolkien, Edgar Allen Poe.
Within the continent
Time spent online?
An hour or so a day
Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic
I'm a non-smoker
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, 1-on-1 sex, Group sex(3 or more), Bondage & Discipline, Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Miscellaneous Fetishes, Other "Alternative" Activities
Matters a little
Partners genitals should be
Average, Trimmed to be neat
Does size matter?
Size doesn't matter at all
I dont want my partner to smoke
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
5 ft 10 in
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Glasses or Contacts
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Arts/Museums, Board games, Books/Reading, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Movies (watching), Music/Concerts, Photography, Politics
Live music/Music, Movies/Film, T.V./Videos/DVDs, Theater/Arts
Anime, Arts & Entertainment, Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, Dramas, Movie Channels, News, Sci-Fi, Sit-coms, Stand Up Comedy, Variety Shows
Action, Adventure, Animation, Classics, Comedy, Documentary, Drama, Fantasy, Film-Noir, Independent, Mystery, Porn, Science Fiction, Thrillers
Alternative Rock, Blues, Broadway & Vocalists, Classic Rock, Classical, Indie, International, New Age, R&B/Soul, Punk, Rock 'n Roll
Biographies, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Mystery, Non Fiction, Sci-Fi, Science/Technology, Thrillers
I'll try most anything once
Blindfolds, Butt Play, Breast/Nipple Clamps, Dominance/Discipline, Food Play, Group Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Leather, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Rubber/PVC/Latex, Threesomes, Toys
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
All the time
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Back, Butt, Ears, Hands, Inner thigh, Lips, Neck, Nipples
A moving vehicle, In the nature, A dressing room, A swimming pool/hot tub, My bed, My yard, The beach, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
Sometimes I really get into it
Making home videos/pics
Have a few videos of myself
Anal/Climax beads, Butt plugs/probes, Cock ring, Dildos/Vibrators, Swings
Food for play
Apple pie, Cherries, Chocolate sauce, Frosting, Ice, Ice cream, Jello, Peanut butter, Popsicles, Pudding, Strawberries, Whipped cream
Blindfolds, Cock and Ball Toys, Collar and leash, Gags, Handcuffs/shackles, Harnesses, Masks, Nipple clamps, Paddles, Penis/Scrotum clamps, Silk scarves, Whips
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Bondage, Interracial, Fetish, Gay, Hard, Rimming
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?
Once or twice a week