upstate NY piss lover
I"m a GWM, 61 years old today, April 17, 5"8", 146, salt and pepper buzz cut and full close-cropped beard, moderately hairy body, 7 1/2 by 5 1/2 cut inches.
Piss, obviously. But if you"re not into that particular activity that"s not a deal-breaker. It"s just a nice bonus when it happens. Dick hair. Dark haired and/or dark skinned ethnic looking men, but the occasional blond or red head is fun, too. Love to suck cock and eat ass, and I"m good at it. I love the phalically challenged. I"d rather suck a guy with 3" who knows how to use it than a guy with 9" and a "just do me" attitude. Love guys from 18-? I don"t have an upper age limit. Young, inexperienced and rarin" to go is nice, but there"s something to be said for a more mature gentleman with some experience, too.
Guys that don"t at least have a pecker shot in their profiles. C"mon, guys. That"s kinda the point of the site. Just point a digital at your prick and click. If we can show you ours, you can show us yours. To be more succinct, READ THE PROFILE, GUYS. If you don"t have at least one pud shot OF YOURSELF in your profile, don"t waste your time or mine with a friend request. PAs. They"re self-mutilation as far as I"m concerned. Overly tattooed. Bad breath. Shit. Guys, if you know you"re going to get your asshole eaten or fucked, for God"s sake douche. I like man smells, but not BO. Shaved cocks. A man is supposed to have hair down there. Not big into "bears", but if you have a few extra pounds okay. Muscle guys don"t really do it for me, either. While I"m into some kink and raunch, things like CBT and fisting are just too far out for me. Guys that claim to be totally "straight", but their favorites all have guys sucking and fucking each other without a pussy in sight. Guys that claim to be totally "straight", but not one of their friends doesn"t have a cock. If you like prick, admit it. Those that mind don"t matter and those that matter don"t mind.
Steel Magnolias, Naked Boys Singing, Torch Song Trilogy, Boys In The Band, Love Valour Compassion, porn. I may be old, but I ain"t dead. :-)
Anything but rap and old-style country.
Anything by John Saul or Dean Koontz.
Associate's degree (2 years college)
Time spent online?
Several hours a day
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic
I'm a heavy social smoker
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
No such animal. I"m not looking for Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
Male, Gay-Couple, Group
Age of partner from
Age of partner to
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, 1-on-1 sex, Group sex(3 or more), Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Miscellaneous Fetishes, Other "Alternative" Activities
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be
Does size matter?
Size doesn't matter at all
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly, I dont mind if my partner smokes heavily
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly, I dont mind if my partner drinks heavily, I want my partner to drink lightly
I like all my bodyparts!
5 ft 8 in
Arms, Chest, Pits, Tummy, Legs, Everywhere
Glasses or Contacts
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Books/Reading, Cooking, Movies (watching), Music/Concerts, Photography, Television (watching), Travel/Sightseeing
Documentary/Learning, Dramas, Reality Shows, Sit-coms, Soft Porn, Stand Up Comedy, Talk Shows, Variety Shows
Comedy, Documentary, Drama, Horror, Musicals, Porn
Blues, Classic Rock, Classical, Hard Rock & Metal, Jazz, Rock 'n Roll, Soundtracks
Fiction, Mystery, Non Fiction
Work & Living Environment
Chinese, Japanese, Italian, Pizza, Seafood
Favorite sexual fantasy
To be guest of honor at a cum and piss bath. To be laying in the middle of a bunch of guys and have every one of them cover me from the neck down with hot cum and then piss it off me.
I'll try most anything once
Age Play, Butt Play, Exhibitionism, Gangbangs, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Making Movies, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Piss Play, Public sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Threesomes
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Noon, Weekdays
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Butt, Inner thigh
Boss/Employee, Celebrity/Fan, Cop/prisoner, Doctor/Patient, Knight/Damsel in Distress, Priest/Confessionalist, Prostitute/Client, Sergeant/Ensign
A movie theatre, In the nature, A swimming pool/hot tub, An airplane, My bed, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
Haven't tried it I'm willing
Making home videos/pics
Have a few videos of myself
Adult theatres, Strip clubs
Willing to experiment
Food for play
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, Cumshots, Interracial, Fetish, Gay, Mature, Rimming, Soft, Teen (18+)
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, Wish my partner would watch with me, With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?