"I don"t Give a Fuck ~ But I"ll Sell you One!!"
I JUST LOVE COCK, AND THINK IT SHOULD BE WORSHIPPED!
SUCKING COCK, RIDING COCK, TEASING, $$$$, pleasing, MFM(STR8 MEN)!
CHEAP DUDES, DIRTINESS, STUPIDITY, ARROGANCE, PISS, SHIT, PAIN, HUMILIATION, DEGRATION, AND JUST FUCKED UP PEOPLE! ESPECIALLY IGNORANT JUDGEMENTAL PEOPLE!
HELLRAISER, WHITE CHICKS, NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY, AND KANGAROO JACK!
GAMBLING, PARTYING, WORKING, FILMS, MODELING, SERVICING AND COCKWORSHIPPING!
DISTURBED, SLAYER, EXODUS, YNGWIE MALMSTEEN, POSSESSED, CRYPTIC SLAUGHTER, PANTERA, AND OF COURSE MY FAVORITE ALL TIME IS ALL 80"S BUTTROCK(HELL YEAH)
ALL DEAN KOONTZ
Associate's degree (2 years college)
Yes, and they live away from home
Time spent online?
I never log off
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Dry/Sarcastic
I'm a light social smoker
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
SMART, rich, funny, empathetic, caring, thoughtful, smart, intuitive, and relaxed.
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, 1-on-1 sex, Discreet Relationship, Group sex(3 or more), Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Miscellaneous Fetishes, Other "Alternative" Activities
Partners genitals should be
Trimmed to be neat
I like all my bodyparts!
5 ft 5 in
Shaved or waxed to be gone
Earrings, Tattoos, Other
Glasses or Contacts
HIV/AIDS negative and tested regularly, Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Books/Reading, Business networking, Collecting, Computer programming, Cooking, Fishing/Hunting, Movies (making), Music/Concerts, Photography, Playing cards
Computer games, Live music/Music, Gambling
Documentary/Learning, Reality Shows, Stand Up Comedy, Talk Shows
Action, Family, Comedy, Crime, Documentary, Drama, Horror, Science Fiction, Thrillers
Alternative Rock, Classic Rock, Classical, Hard Rock & Metal, Latin, Punk, Rock 'n Roll
Fantasy, Horror, Mystery, Self-Help, Thrillers
Walking to the car is enough for me
Work & Living Environment
$50,001 to $75,000
Live with roommate(s)
American, Cajun, Chinese, Italian, Mexican, Mongolian, Pizza, Seafood, Thai
Favorite sexual fantasy
ALWAYS WILLING TO LEARN NEW THINGS!
I'll try most anything once
Giving Oral Sex, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Threesomes, Toys
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Back, Belly, Ears, Inner thigh, Lips, Neck
Boss/Employee, Doctor/Nurse, Doctor/Patient, Master/Slave, Police/Civilian, Sergeant/Ensign, Stranger/stranger, I'm not into role playing
A moving vehicle, My bed, My desk at work, The beach, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
Entirely depends on my mood
Making home videos/pics
I'm practically a pornstar
Willing to experiment
Food for play
Cherries, Chocolate sauce, Frosting, Ice, Ice cream, Popsicles, Strawberries, Whipped cream
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Cumshots, Fetish, Hard, Mature
Porn Movies, With?
Not into porn movies
Porn Movies, How often?