General Info
Yes! I am indeed The Suck Guru ;-)
I receive tons of email inquiries about the boys presented in my video profiles. Please try to understand that I DON"T DIVULGE any form of information about them aside from what you are reading in the video descriptions. Like YOU, I protect their top secret identities. Just be joyful enough to savor their delicious dicks by watching or jerking at them. =)
AGAIN. Be thankful that you are seeing them at least. =)
RULE OF THE GAME... IF YOU ARE DAMN GOOD IN BED, THEY WILL SEEK FOR YOU... =)
In case you are in dire need of my talented mouth, please attach a pic of you and introduce something about yourself so I have an idea. A GOOD ATTITUDE is a PLUS FACTOR to nail me down. ;-)
visit my blog site: (http://thesuckguru.blogspot.com)
P.S. My guys on queue... please don"t feel bad when you"re place is overtaken, once I give you a sked STICK TO IT or you"re back at the end of the line. My Power Suck talent is only good for this century.
Funny isn"t it? Famed Porn Stars can"t suck the way I do ha ha. jeez!
Oh btw, how come that some members here report some vids as PROHIBITED and yet are passable to the eyes of the XTube Admin? Are they the new vanguards of gay morality? My advise to guys like you... Open up and don"t deprive other members of our community for being SELFISH. You"ll never know that there are more intelligent individuals than you do if that is what you think!
Bloggers... oh please... spare us from your wicked intentions of stealing our videos. Karma is digital. And I will definitely see your end of days because of numerous violations you will receive from multiple copyright and infringement complaints in the future. How come you can fall asleep peacefully at night with all of your evil endeavors? KEEP OUR VIDS if you wish BUT DON"T CLAIM THAT THEY ARE YOURS!
What"s my difference with the other guys here in XTube? I don"t post my contact numbers or messengers publicly; I don"t beg nor bug people for sex partners; I rarely post comments, If I do, then I find you very nice and somewhat special. And lastly... I have sensitivity qualities to understand why some gay guys are rude and uneducated, if you know a lot better, then you will just seal your lips instead of hurting other people. But if I find you very bitchy or unreasonable and got only a portion of a shark brain? Get ready with your lawyer! Oh yeah, I don"t need ratings and comments. What for???
Impress me guys with your honesty and nice character and NOT with your dicks.
Thanks to the other suckers for easing my burden to service those millions of horny guys around. Keep on practicing more my friends. I can"t help but smile when I see your vids, sucking and using your hands for some help to release those cum. =)
TIPS FOR FELLOW XTUBERS... DON"T UPLOAD YOUR AMATEUR VIDS WITHOUT WATERMARKS. NOWADAYS, internet piracy is very rampant, the bloggers are always on the look out every minute to steal your vids, Me and my friends are always monitoring these notorious websites stealing your vids, it"s their way of life already and some are out there to earn income asking membership fees from your hard earned works. You are showing your face? Good luck to you. Unless you want some dire attention =) Ask me how to put watermarks to protect your videos. Take Note: They are silently subscribed to you as a fan and camouflaged.
Yes, I"m really elitist when it comes to bed partners, but when a guy is extra sweet and can identify my soft spot? I can waive the minimum requirements. hahahahaha
Turn Ons
stocky guys, hairy chests, horny tops! Any guy who"s wearing an Emporio Armani I can tell from afar if it"s authentic or not =) and guys from the Ivy League and Oxbridge =) They stimulate me more ;-)
Turn Offs
effeminates (is there such a word? he he), body odors, obnoxious attitude, uneducated guys and POSERS! ESPECIALLY RUDE MEMBERS WHO"S GOT NOTHING TO SHOW ON THEIR PROFILES YET POST RUDE COMMENTS. THEY"RE JUST A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES WHO"S GOT EVERY INCH OF ENVIOUSNESS AND INSECURITIES ON THEIR SKIN. IF YOU GOT NOTHING TO SUCK? GO GET A DOG AND PRACTICE!!! EXPECT TO BE FULLY BLOCKED AS WELL ;-) I LOVE RUINING DAYS OF IGNORANT AND STUPID GAY GUYS!
Been sucking here for decades already, I"ve noticed with some men... their dicks smells great but I can still smell the stink from their anus! Come on. Clean that as well! =)
Movies
a lot
Hobbies
writing/blogging, reading, collecting unusual things. gotta write my first novel soon.
Music
House music topping my list, but I"ve got all forms of music as well in my collection.
Books
I have 2,000 plus collections in my personal library (and still growing)
About myself
About my Partner
Physical Profile
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Work & Living Environment
Sexual Interests
Top Comments
Let me share with you guys some quotable quotes from some of my men hehe...
The XTube Hunk when he called me... "Oh YES! You're the one I'm looking for!" ;-)
The Handsome FM DJ... "Selos naman ako everytime you have a new vid... =(
The Bushy Law Student... "Kelan mo ako pwede ulit isingit???" LOL
more quotes to come my friends.... ;-)
All Comments
hello can i have the pin of your another video so that i can able to watch thanks
XTube is acting weird... my latest vid doesn't show among the latest videos...
Im the same prudence who interacts with you at your LO account.. haha!!! =) Paki.repost ung "19" vid...
Wala bang part 2 ang Fucking Nurse? San n din ung part 2 ng The Whipped Archer?
hi...sarap naman nung fireman!...la bang policeman or guard?...exciting din yun...naglalaway ako sa mga vidz mo!!!!...happy new year!
hey pwede mo po repost yung kay Married guy from Planet Romeo???????
where can i see the other videos?? i believe its pay per view??? didnt catch you on lifeOUT.. 
hope you could help me.
Gimme more time my friends I have NEW VIDS due for editing =) the Christmas Season is killing my skeds LOL
hello sir, may i know the password for your private vids.im fan of yours.really awesome vids.!thanks
sana my new vids na bago matapos tong taon na to :DDgud evening! anu yung video mo na umuungol na conyo??? hindi ko talaga mahanap e. i hope u can help me....
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