Big hairy pervy bi man
Warning ï I am the man your parents warned you about.
NW London, UK. 42 y.o. bi perv fucker with a dirty mind into all and everything, especially boots and footwear. Versatile, very open minded and a little bit twisted. Can be gentle when I want to be though.
Zero crop, cropped beard, chunky build, hairy. Not fat but don"t contact me if you"re only into skinny twinks.
Not(personally) into anal although that doesn"t mean I won"t get off on seeming some little bitch getting fucked senseless. Equally I"m versatile so if you"ve some boots or pits that need a clean and you have the authority to make me, give me a holler.
Would love to meet a men, bi couples or women for pervy fun and not everything in my "turn-on" list is exactly essential, consider it a menu not a shopping list! Very into masc men but that doesn"t mean I don"t like attractive women, it"s men trying to be women that I don"t get.
I like to get friend requests and nice comments, so please be-my-guest. I won"t accept friend requests though from people with blank profiles or from cam-vendors (who have nothing in common with my tastes).
Into Boots, spit, pits, piss, smokers, uniform, watches, trainers/sneakers (especially worn n sweaty),sportskit, waders, protective gear, manual workers, poppers, skingear, boxing, u name it. Prefer oral/jacking to fucking.
Masc men and fem women are a plus
Good keywords, tags and phrases are:
Boots ( Army, Work, Riggers, Construction, DMs, Docs, Doc Martens, MotoX / Motocross, Magnums, SWAT ), Business shoes ( brogues, oxfords, dealers, Chelsea ), Grease, Oil, Gob, Snot, Piss / Yellow / WS, Pits / Armpits, Smokers ( fags, cigars, cigarettes ), Uniform ( Army, Forces, Cammo, Police ), Big wrist watches, Trainers / sneakers ( Nike, Adidas ,Reebok, Classics, Converse, Allstars / Chucks, Sk8r, skater ), Sweat / Sweaty, Sportskit, Waders, Protective gear, Manual workers, Poppers, Skingear, Boxing Gloves, Bi / MMF / Str8 Porn / Straight Porn) / Creampie, Scally, Chav, Dads / Sons, Open-minded / Open minded.
Phew that"s a long list and sure I"ve missed some stuff. Might be easier for you to read my turn-offs.
Effeminate/100% passive men
Womens clothing/Lingerie on a man
Dirty cock or cunt
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Profiles less than a week old who have > 999 friends. How ?
Action / War, comedy, sci-fi
Computing, cooking, travel
What ever is loaded on my iPhone today
Anything by Bill Bryson, also see hobbies.
BA/BS (4 years college)
Not that I know of
Time spent online?
An hour or so a day
I'm a light social smoker
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
Guys I like: Workies / construction, farmers, skinheads, security / Cops (Police), bikers, sk8rs(skaters), some leather / rubber, uniform ,rugby players, business men (sharp suit and brogues !) aged 18-60.
Gals I like: Young self-assured busty shaved gals or Wives of the above men. Love sharing.
Male, Female, Bi-Couple
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, 1-on-1 sex, Sadism & Masochism, Miscellaneous Fetishes, Other "Alternative" Activities
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be
Hairy, Average, Trimmed to be neat, Completely shaved
Does size matter?
Size doesn't matter at all
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly, I dont mind if my partner smokes heavily, I want my partner to smoke lightly
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly, I dont mind if my partner drinks heavily
5 ft 10 in
Goatee, Beard, Other
Arms, Bikini line, Buns, Chest, Treasure trail, Pits, Tummy, Legs, Everywhere
Glasses or Contacts
HIV/AIDS negative and tested regularly, Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Business networking, Cars, Coffee and conversation, Computer programming, Cooking, Movies (making), Movies (watching), Photography, Travel/Sightseeing
Live music/Music, Nightclubs/Parties, Symphony/Opera, T.V./Videos/DVDs, Theater/Arts, Wine tasting
Arts & Entertainment, Documentary/Learning, Movie Channels, News, Sci-Fi, Soft Porn
Action, Adventure, Animation, Classics, Comedy, Crime, Drama, Fantasy, Horror, Musicals, Porn, Science Fiction, Thrillers, War
Blues, Broadway & Vocalists, Classic Rock, Classical, Country, Hard Rock & Metal, Indie, Industrial, Opera, Pop/Top 40, Punk, Rock 'n Roll, Soundtracks
Biographies, Fantasy, Fiction, Magazines, Non Fiction, Sci-Fi, Science/Technology, Thrillers, Travel
Work & Living Environment
Live with spouse
American, Cajun, Chinese, French, Japanese, Indian, Italian, Mexican, Pizza, Seafood, Thai
Favorite sexual fantasy
Sex with cop/soldier who wants to keep their uniform and boots ON
Sex with a sub bi/bi-curious man and his dom wife/gf
Creampie"ing pussy with a her husband.
See my general info for more ideas :)
I've already tried everything and will do it again!
Age Play, Butt Play, Breast/Nipple Clamps, Dominance/Discipline, Exhibitionism, Fisting, Food Play, Gangbangs, Glory Holes, Group Sex, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Humiliation, Leather, Mutual Masturbation, Piss Play, Public sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Rubber/PVC/Latex, Sadomasochism, Threesomes, Toys
Weekends, Evenings, Late Night
Sex, How often?
3-5 times a week
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Boss/Employee, Cop/prisoner, Doctor/Nurse, Doctor/Patient, Gravedigger/Corpse, Knight/Damsel in Distress, Priest/Confessionalist, Prostitute/Client, Sergeant/Ensign, Stranger/stranger, Trainer/Dog, I'm not into role playing
A dark back alley, A moving vehicle, In the nature, A dressing room, My bed, My desk at work, My yard
Dirty talk during sex?
Is a must during sex!
Making home videos/pics
Have a few pics of myself
Bars or pubs, Night clubs, Swinging clubs, Fetish parties, Adult theatres, Swinging, Dungeon clubs, Strip clubs
Butt plugs/probes, Cock ring, Vaginas
Food for play
Food is for eating!
Nipple clamps, Not into bondage
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, Bisexual, Cumshots, Fetish, Gay, Hard, Rimming
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?
Once or twice a week
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