Been An Easy Lay, But Never Just Easy!!!
I work hard at my career, but I haven"t worked as hard at building a fulfilling AND raunchy sex life... I love my siblings and their many offspring fiercely, but know when and where to hide from them... I live in Great Lakes "middle-America" with all the gifts and limitations that are attached, so I sometimes have to settle for "quick" relationships or "inventive" self-gratification... I "play it straight" at work so I"m on the cautious side sometimes... my biggest weakness is that when I do fall for a guy, I fall hard and fast and complete... I"m definitely BF material but I need some help with being more "in the moment."
Long and not too thick, with a big knob that says "hello, you"ll still be feeling me in the morning"... a first date at a bowling alley or a billiards club... a quick blowjob in the parking lot before a romantic dinner or in the restroom at the movies... the sound of rain in the background... that throaty intake of breath when you rim a guy who has never indulged in that pleasure before... getting rimmed in return... anything painted by van Gogh... ordering Chinese take-out in between breeding a gorgeous dude and having him tear up MY ass... the feel of jizz dripping out of my ass onto my throbbing balls... a tight bod in a jock strap that cuts into his skin oh-so sensually (and if it"s bright blue or orange I"ll be on my knees sucking his cock in seconds)... the smell of a locker room... a great jawline... a sexy nerd in glasses who can hold his own (clean thoughts, guys!) in a board game... the sweet, sweet taste of cum... three days in Vegas, one spent entirely in bed... some "alone" time with just me and a rubber toy, covering the knob with just my spit so I can rough up my hole good!
Sexual demands I"m not ready for... guys who talk constantly about who they know and how much money they make... dudes who treat bottoms like second-class citizens... gays who judge me on my level of "gayness"... too many tattoos (you know who you are)... guys who fuck but won"t kiss... a dude who can"t pass a mirror without stopping... dudes (and people in general) who can"t hold a door for someone or who don"t offer a simple "Bless You!" when someone sneezes... bad kissers... a guy who won"t shut off his cell phone even for 10 minutes when we"re together because "I might miss something important!" â Dude, I"m important.
Anything Falcon, Rascal, or JETSET (I"m a slut for trimmed pubes and slick production)... big-budget blockbusters (like "Avatar" and "Transformers")... silly comedies like "Airplane," "A Fish Called Wanda," "Dodgeball," and "The Hangover"... the "Star Trek" reboot was FUCKING FANTASTIC!!.. "Chocolat" inspires me to be romantic... I could watch "Shelter" every day (Brad Rowe is the breeder I most want to "convert")... intense action movies like "Push" and "Mr. & Mrs. Smith"... the "Twilight" movies... the "Bourne" trilogy... "The Broken Hearts Club" because every gay dude should have friends and experiences like that... "Shortbus" because everyone on the planet needs to be respectful of sexual diversity... quiet gems like "Trick," "Bedrooms and Hallways," "Big Eden," and "Were The World Mine"... my one movie-going quirk is that I WILL NOT see a movie with an actor I don"t respect or can"t stand, even if I"m with an extremely hot date and he begs (i.e. Tom Cruise ï I will NEVER put money in that douchebag"s pocket).
Taking a fat cock up my ass, working my needy dick into a willing hole, jerking off 24/7, and sharing myself on my blogs...
sexgazette.blogspot.com... my sexy adventures as a former newspaper reporter.
therovingranter.blogspot.com... humorous stuff that comprises everyday life.
PLEASE visit my blogs and leave comments about your own experiences!!
Biking... racquetball... canoeing and kayaking ...cooking... shooting pool with friends... painting cityscapes and abstracts... bowling... intense board game sessions (I can Boggle "til the cows come home!)... trying out new and strange restaurants.
I love basketball... if you show up naked with a lubed hole during March Madness or the NBA playoffs, you better be agreeable to getting on all fours between me and the TV screen, keeping low, and whimpering softly. GO NUGGETS!!!
And I"ve got a perpetual fuckin" hard-on for hockey in general and Rick Nash in particular!!!
My iPod is schizophrenic: Adele, Jennifer Hudson, David Archuleta, Paramore, All-American Rejects, Ryan Cabrera, Carrie Underwood, Rascal Flatts, The Script, Daughtry, Ryan Star, Allstar Weekend, The Wreckers, Nick Lachey (cause I wanna fuck him bad!), Enrique Iglesias (ditto!), Heart, Jimmy Wayne, Counting Crows, 30 Seconds To Mars, Ricky Martin (she DOES bang!), Edwin McCain, The Fray, Missy Higgins, David Cook, Kelly Clarkson, Katy Perry, Eva Cassidy, Shane Mack, Theory of a Deadman, all things GLEE, and Maroon 5.
Comics and graphic novels... Richard Stevenson"s "Donald Strachey" novels are a must read... forensic thrillers and HUGE LOADS of science fiction... anything by Christopher Rice or Michael Thomas Ford... steamy gay fiction about college and frat life... the "Uglies" series by Scott Westerfeld... the "Percy Jackson" books... Stieg Larsson"s "Millennium Trilogy (The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, etc.)... I read "A Wizard of Earthsea" by Ursula LeGuin in 4th grade and it showed me that everyone has a dark side.
I'm a non-smoker
I don't drink at all
About my Partner
Caring... funny... aggressive... attractive in a quirky way... willing to be INTIMATE with my asshole... understands what he wants out of life... won"t roll his eyes or mutter under his breath when I get in a "messy cooking" mood... willing to endure endless re-runs of "The Office" and "Family Guy" and "Cougar Town" and "Glee"... knows where his library card is because he uses it... adventurous.
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, 1-on-1 sex
Matters a little
Partners genitals should be
Trimmed to be neat
Does size matter?
What he does with it is what matters
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
Few extra pounds
6 ft 3 in
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Earrings, Body Piercings, Tattoos
Glasses or Contacts
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Arts/Museums, Board games, Cooking, Movies (watching), Music/Concerts, Painting, Photography, Watching sports
Comics/Anime, Movies/Film, Gambling, Theater/Arts
Cartoons, Dramas, Reality Shows, Sci-Fi, Sit-coms, Stand Up Comedy
Action, Animation, Comedy, Crime, Drama, Independent, Porn, Science Fiction
Alternative Rock, Jazz, Pop/Top 40
Best Sellers, Erotica, Fantasy, Mystery, Sci-Fi
Work & Living Environment
Chinese, Greek, Italian, Seafood
Favorite sexual fantasy
classics... like making it with the cable guy or the pizza delivery dude, getting arrested by a studly police officer, having to get fucked by my boss to keep my job... I used to dream about plowing a hip Amish dude, but that fantasy came true!!!
I'll try most anything once
Butt Play, Food Play, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Mutual Masturbation, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Threesomes, Toys
Sex, How often?
A few times a month
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Butt, Ears, Knees, Neck, Nipples
Boss/Employee, Celebrity/Fan, Doctor/Patient
A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A moving vehicle, A dressing room, A swimming pool/hot tub, My desk at work
Dirty talk during sex?
Entirely depends on my mood
Making home videos/pics
I'd consider doing
Bars or pubs, Adult theatres
Anal/Climax beads, Dildos/Vibrators
Food for play
Frosting, Peanut butter, Whipped cream
Porn Movies, Which?
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With someone else
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