Little hairy Leprechaun
I"m a married guy who thought about giving this a try. My wife has no idea that I am doing this and therefore I can"t show my face. I also jerked off with a few of my buddies back in the day.ï So this is kind of a reminder of those days. I can think of a few guys I"d love to jerk off with now (although it will never happen. I"d love to hear your comments or requests!
How many times a week do you jerk off? At least 4 or 5.
Do you use your right or left hand? I use both, but mostly my right.
Ever jack off with any friends? a very long time ago
Ever fuck with friends? No.
Ever jack another dude off? yes
Ever tasted your cum? yes
Do you have wet dreams ever? A long time ago.
How big is your cock? 7 inches long and 6.5 inches around
Are you cut or uncut? cut
Are you a shower or a grower? I"m a grower
Hang to the left or to the right? To the left
Does your cum shoot out or ooze? a little of both. lately i have been shooting a lot.
Where"s the weirdest place you ever jacked at? outside under a tree by our schools baseball field. I could easily have been caught. also driving
Ever jacked at school? yes
How old were you the first time you cummed? 11,12 or 13
How did you learn how to jack off? A cousin jacked off in front of me.
Do you get lots of precum when u are jackin off? yes
Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Yes, all the usual suspects
Are you bi, gay, or str8? Straight and married (but enjoy watching both people get off)
Ever been caught jackin off? If yes by who? yes; my uncle walked in on me. He pretended nothing happened but I know he knew what I was doing. He closed the door really quick
Ever made a video of you jackin off? sure
Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yep
What do you usually jack off to? Just about anything and everything
Ever think about any of your friends when u jack off? of course
Is you cum thick or thin? usually thick, it depends on how long it has been since I"ve las jerked off.
Do you shoot your cum on your stomach or into something? on my stomach and chest. I often shoot in my hand.
Ever tried to suck your own cock? yes and used to be able to get the head in.
Where do you jack off at most? anywhere the laptop is at, shower or in bed when wife is still watching tv
Who would you want to see jack off the most? Honestly...my brother in law. If I ever fantasize about other men, it is him.
Even a slight breeze can get me going = )
Men should look like men; women should look like women.ï Anything too freaky and people with huge egos.
I love all kinds of movies; Blade Runner, Star Wars Trilogy, Indiana Jones Trilogy (can you tell I like Harrison Ford!), Will Ferrell movies.
Sports, hiking, camping, trying to play guitar... jerking off
Alternative/Indie/Hard Rock mostly.ï Kind of range from Death Cab for Cutie to U2 to Tool to Metallica to Iron & Wine to Mogwai and so on. Also like 80s stuff and classic rock. Although I am sort of a music slut.ï I"ll listen to just about anything
catcher in the rye, stephen king books
Some grad school
I'm a non-smoker
I'm a light social drinker
Few extra pounds
5 ft 8 in
Arms, Buns, Chest, Treasure trail, Pits, Tummy, Legs
Glasses or Contacts
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Board games, Books/Reading, Camping/Outdoors, Fishing/Hunting, Movies (watching), Music/Concerts, Painting, Photography, Playing sports, Television (watching), Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports
Live music/Music, Movies/Film
Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, Dramas, Movie Channels, Sci-Fi, Sit-coms, Sports
Action, Animation, Comedy, Fantasy, Horror, Independent, Mystery, Porn, Science Fiction, Thrillers
Alternative Rock, Classic Rock, Folk, Hard Rock & Metal, Hip-Hop, Indie, Punk, Rock 'n Roll
Biographies, Fiction, Horror, Magazines, Sports, Thrillers, Travel
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