Turn Ons

A lot of guys of all different types turn me on.

I have no preferences as far as age, race, cock size, body type, preferred role - any of that rot.

I get aroused by emo twinkies and by chubbies three times their age.

But, I AM gay so I do have my shallow moments, haha.

• Great personal hygiene.
• Disease-free and drug-free.
• A penis that works, preferably without the help of a pill.
• Friendly. Not overly dominant.

OK, now for those shallow things that REALLY turn me on.

• 5'8" or shorter - *.
• Punks, skaters, geeks, nerds and, especially, GOTHS - **.
• Large or low-hanging balls or both - ***.
• Multi-cummers - ****.
• Uncut - *****.
• Redheads - ******.
• YUP - a 5'8" redheaded goth with an average sized uncut cock and big low-hanging balls that needs to cum many times to be satisfied - MANY MANY STARS, LMAO.

Turn Offs

Drum roll, please, Chester.

#10. Guys with big cocks that insist on grabbing me by the back of my head and face-fucking me or that think just yanking my jeans off and pushing their thing right in me to the hilt feels good.

#9. Guys that want to piss on me or in me.

#8. Guys that take so long to cum that my lips get swollen or my arse is sore for a week.

#7. Guys that say "yes, I'm clean" and - well, you know.

#6. Guys that have a history of STD's.

#5. Tweekers.

#4. Body odor.

#3. Bad breath.

#2. Guys that describe themselves as "straight-acting" as if straight guys go around swallowing cum or sitting on cocks.

#1. Gay Catholic Priests.

Movies

OK, so I'm gonna have to spend the rest of my life on an island and I can only take 5 DVD's. Hmmmmmmmm? OK

• Beautiful Thing.
• Lord of the Rings Trilogy - Extended Version.
• Silence of the Lambs.
• Priscilla.
• The boxed sets of the entire Queer As Folk five years. Not a movie? Bite me.

Hobbies

SEX, Open Water Diving, Giving Head, Baseball, Swallowing, College Hoops, SEX, Movies, Boning, Reading, Getting Boned, Anything Geeky, SEX, Politics, Dancing, Cum, Music, Concerts, SEX - did I mention SEXXXXXXXXXXX?

Music

Currently in rotation on my White Chocolate:

AC/DC, Aerosmith, Asia, Bad Company, Pat Benatar, Black Crowes, Bon Jovi, David Bowie, Colbie Caillat, Creed, Sheryl Crow, The Cure, Daughtry, Death Cab, Def Leppard, The Eagles, Melissa Etheridge, Fall Out Boy, Fergie, Foo Fighters, Foreigner, Genesis, Green Day, Heart, Janet Jackson, Joan Jett, The Killers, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Madonna, George Michael, Nine Inch Nails, No Doubt, Pearl Jam, Pink, Pink Floyd, The Police, Queen, REM, Rihanna, Rush, Smashing Pumpkins, Soft Cell, Bruce Springsteen, U2, Whitesnake, Yes

Books

Hey, I've been around awhile. If I listed all my fave books, you'd be reading this box for hours, LOL.

Current Read:

• Never Enough - Joe McGinnis

Last 5 Books I've Read:

• Blind Fall - Christopher Rice
• Changing Tides - Michael Thomas Ford
• The Appeal - John Grisham
• Dreams from My Father - Barack Obama
• Out of Sync - Lance Bass

Marital Status

Single

Faith

Other

Tobacco Consumption

I'm a light social smoker

Alcohol Consumption

I'm a light social drinker

Body Type

Average

Sexual Orientation

Gay