UPDATE--UPDATE--FROM NOW ON, IF YOU DO NOT HAVE AGE AND LOCATION IN YOUR PROFILE, YOU WILL NOT BE ADDED. If you idiots think I`m going to write everyone to see where they wanna play at your full of shit. If I had $10,000,000 maybe and there was 5,000 hrs in a day, but there ain`t. Especially you single people, what the fuck is that.....
ANOTHER UPDATE... Effective imidiately this profile is now a cpl. We are both heavy and very very bi. She is probably the kinkiest woman I have ever met and just loves eating everyone. Our main site of play will be in the Milford Ia area, but will probably expand from there. Pics will be cuming soon as will vids as she has a new strapon and can`t wait to fuck my ass on cam and in vids. She thinks my fuck hole is to small and plans eo enlarge it for all to use. As for our druthers, we prefer large cpls or large men and women and both love cd`s. Others will be considered on basis of kink level and inteligence (so vague profiles, normally get the finger from us) Also, she is NOT sub, nor is she into being sub (cept maybe to me, kinda, it is a mutual thing) Just warning you now, as she gets quite feisty if someone thinks they are going to make her a slave. Got a? ask, but more info will be added down the road. Just another quick note, we both love nasty dirty talk, so if that is not your cup of tea, drink bottled water.
1st and FORMOST I NEVER LEAVE NEGATIVE COMMENTS. IF I DON`T LIKE A VID I KEEP IT TO MYSELF. MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE I`M OLDER, BUT I LIKE TO THINK IT IS JUST GOOD MANNERS. PEOPLE HAVE TAKEN THE TIME TO POST AND SHARE AND I WITH NOTHING SHOULD CONDEMN, WELL IT AIN`T GONNA HAPPEN. TO ME ONLY A BRAINLESS WONDER, SHOWS THEIR STUPIDITY AND THEIR LACK OF REAL CLASS BY BEING AN ASS. (--*****ANOTHER UPDATE Can be seen on SILVER DADDIES, AM KNOWN AS FATSMOOTHNHORNY24/7 THERE.) I`m a VERY SINGLEïfull figuredïguy (58)ïwho likes anything big and you can find me on yahoo as bathrobe_man. 6`, about 250, 6x5 cut, shaved (sometimes)ïand naturally smooth. Live in FARIBAULT MN, have cam and love showin my bigïmanboobs and shaved cock.ïI can`tïadd pics of meïbecauseïof Al Qaeda thus, the nataural security of this town could be jeprodized. (if you really give a shit ask me)ïI camïWITH yahoo messenger only. My cam is open to all and will show everything including myï biggything,ïbut you must have a cam also,ïï(LOOK AT THAT, I EVEN KNOW WHAT TOWN I LIVE IN)I really need some help with pics and vids, so anyone close who would be willing to help, well the rewards to you would be my forever friendship. (probably other things also) On this subject I NEED TO BE DISCREET, because of who I am in this town.
UPDATE: I cam on outperonnals as bathrobe_man and Yahoo as bathrobe_man. Am also on squirt as bathrobe_man and Silver Daddies as Fatnsmoothnhorny24/7. I also have vids and pics of me on out personals. The vids are of me dressed as a big titted slut. I enjoy chatting nasty and camin with a mic.Chubs,ïchasers,ïcamin, open minded people, cd`s,ïmaking movies, humor (see below)ïslings,ïbig hanging tits not into firm on both men and women,ïbig bellied men/women/couples (but only if he is bi,)ïand femmy men and boys.ïïUninhibited people and I mean UNINHIBITED--- another word that cums to mind is KINKY.ïUPDATE: I dress sometimes and show off my big tits--UPDATE#2 Looking for women to piss on me (cam?)ïand share their cloths with me. (prefer single for a ltr)ïand men (yes that means more ïthan 1)ïto cum and piss on me or are into it.UPDATE#3 Also looking for people to laugh my ass off with, that way maybe I could loose some weight.
Unclean, blood, scat, real pain, idiotsï(you know,ïpeople who are self centered and couldn`t carry on a coversation if the tried)ïuncut cocks, (just a preference of mine)ïïand people who don`t put where they live at in their profile. I MEAN HOW CAN YOU BE LOOKINGï(ESPECIALLY SINGLE)ïAND THEN NOT SAY AT LEAST WHAT STATE YOUR IN. THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE SINGLE MOST DUMBEST THING ON ALL OF XTUBE.ïï
Gay porn, Bi porn, cd`s, ws, taboo,ïjust look at my favorites. (oh wait did they mean not xtube) syfy, csi, documentaries almost anything that lets my over active mind rest.
Getting together with other chubby men/boys, bbw, cd`sïand spending the day (night)ïnaked sucking, fucking and just being over leacherous. That includes being on cam for the world to watch andïof course stopping for breaks to eat.ïMy email is email@example.com
Lori Line, instrumental, Yanni, Celtic Women and humming
only ones with pics,-------UNLESS IT IS A BOOK WITH PROFILES IN IT THAT LISTS WHERE PEOPLE LIVE AT FROM XTUBE.
Time spent online?
Several hours a day
I'm a heavy social smoker
I don't drink at all
About my Partner
Over sexed pigs, who are openminded and uninhibited. I like my women to be fullfigured, the bigger the better, with big hanging tits, not into those perky ones. They also should be bi and willing to share their cloths (as I enjoy dressing as a big titted slut) They should also be into making vids and mmmf ffm ff mm.
As for men, like them chubby to huge, but will except femmy bois. (smooth) and prefer cut men/bois/cd
Male, Female, Bi-Couple, Lesbian-Couple, Gay-Couple, TS/TG/TV, Group
Age of partner from
Age of partner to
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, 1-on-1 sex, Discreet Relationship, Group sex(3 or more), Cross-Dressing, Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Miscellaneous Fetishes, Other "Alternative" Activities
Partners genitals should be
Does size matter?
What he does with it is what matters
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly, I dont mind if my partner smokes heavily, I want my partner to smoke lightly, I want my partner to smoke heavily
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
6 ft 0 in
Glasses or Contacts
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly
Work & Living Environment
Willing to experiment
Anal/Climax beads, Butt plugs/probes, Cock ring, Penis extensions, Strap-ons, Swings, Vaginas
Food for play
Carrots, Cherries, Chocolate sauce, Cucumbers, Frosting, Grapes, Jello, Pudding, Strawberries, Whipped cream
Blindfolds, Harnesses, Silk scarves
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, BBW, Bisexual, Busty women, Cumshots, Interracial, Fetish, Gay, Hard, Mature, Lesbian, Rimming, Teen (18+), Transsexual
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, Wish my partner would watch with me, With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?
Once or twice a week