Universal Tool: guranteed to get the job done!
I"m the same Universal Tool from xpeeps.
What the fuck? Is that your cock in your hand? Hold it tight and give that head a good slap for me, nice and loud.
Thanks for all the cam requests but that"s something I don"t do. I also won"t post a face pic, not that I"m a toad or anything, I"m not, but it"s just something I won"t do. My apologies but I do have my reasons.
Ok, to answer those who call me fake, or outright insult me, because I won"t cam, here"s the reason: I"m am an education consultant. No digital image of my face will EVER appear here or on the internet. My career provides me with my home, income and retirement. Letting someone see me on cam is far less important than those. So next time, just skip the insults and move right the fuck along.
Intelligence, humor, taking care of yourself
Far far too many to count!ï Some of my top faves are: star wars (yeah, I"m kind of a geek!), Indiana Jones, Bond, Kill Bill, Alien, most any zombie flick, etc etc etc
working out, rock climbing, bouldering (what a fantastic ab workout!), reading, movies, the occasional video game
Oh, anything except rap or country.ï
Too many!ï I"ll give you some of my favoriteauthors though:Nail Gaiman, HP Lovecraft, Laurell Hamilton,ï Arthur C. Clarke, David McCoullough, Harlan Ellison, David Eddings
BA/BS (4 years college)
Not that I know of
Time spent online?
An hour or so a day
Campy (Cheesy), Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic
I'm a light social smoker
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
Open minded, intelligent, attractive (to me), funny, versatile.
Male, Female, Bi-Couple, Group
I like all my bodyparts!
5 ft 8 in
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Glasses or Contacts
Glory Holes, Group Sex, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Receiving Oral Sex, Threesomes
Sex, How often?
At least once a week
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Ears, Fingers, Inner thigh, Neck, Nipples
In the nature, A dressing room, A swimming pool/hot tub, My bed, The beach
Dirty talk during sex?
Sometimes I really get into it
Making home videos/pics
I want no part of
Bars or pubs
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