The Sleek and Chic Magnifique Freak
I"ll fill this out in a little while.
I"m into ink, nerds, ponytails, and tentacles...
... please tell me you have tentacles.
I have a strong distaste for people that never learned manners, snobs, self-centered pricks, and poor grammar.
I try not to correct others" grammar because apparently it"s rude
. So when you type me, "hai bb how ru your lookin fine," I"m really screaming at my computer as I type back, "fine, thanks."
I like most movies, just as long as there"s at least one good punch line in it.
I"m a little fed up with the zombie fad though. I"ve just seen so many zombie movies it feels like they"ve kind of run it, "into the ground."
Knitting, kandi, hooping, gardening, and shibari.
As long as it"s not modern country or pop, I"m alright.
This includes rock, hip-hop, EDM, metal, alternative, soul, industrial, showtunes, reggaeton, grunge, symphonics, and pretty much anything that isn"t covered in the prior categories of which I mentioned my distaste for.
I"m a fan of the Anne Rice novels. You know, back when vampires could still be gay with dignity?
BA/BS (4 years college)
Yes, and they live at home
Time spent online?
Several hours a day
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick, Anything
I'm a light social smoker
I rarely drink
Kids, How many?
About my Partner
My buzzing rabbit!
5 ft 4 in
Earrings, Nose Rings, Body Piercings, Tattoos
Glasses or Contacts
Carpal tunnel syndrome
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly, Vaccinated against Hepatitis A/B
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Computer Games, Gardening/Landscaping, Nightclubs/Dancing, Photography, Politics
Comics/Anime, Computer games, Dancing, Movies/Film, Nightclubs/Parties, Theater/Arts
Anime, Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, News, Sci-Fi, Stand Up Comedy
Adventure, Animation, Family, Classics, Comedy, Documentary, Fantasy, Horror, Musicals, Mystery, Porn, Science Fiction, Thrillers
Alternative Rock, Blues, Broadway & Vocalists, Classic Rock, Classical, Dance & DJ, Electronic/Techno/House, Hard Rock & Metal, Hip-Hop, Indie, Industrial, International, Jazz, Latin, Miscellaneous, New Age, Opera, R&B/Soul, Rap, Reggae, Punk, Rock 'n Roll, Soundtracks
Erotica, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Mystery, Non Fiction, Sci-Fi, Science/Technology, Self-Help, Thrillers
Work & Living Environment
Less Than $25,000
Live with spouse
American, Chinese, Japanese, Indian, Mexican, Pizza, Thai, Vegetarian
Favorite sexual fantasy
It usually involves some sort of fictional creature with huge boobs and/or a huge wang.
Centaur (male, duh)
Tentacle Monster (androgynous)
You get the idea...
I'm sexually shy
Blindfolds, Dominance/Discipline, Exhibitionism, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Making Movies, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Receiving Oral Sex, Rubber/PVC/Latex, Sadomasochism, Strap-Ons, Toys
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
At least once a week
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Breasts, Hands, Inner thigh, Lips, Neck, Nipples
Knight/Damsel in Distress, Master/Slave, Stranger/stranger, I'm not into role playing
A dark back alley, In the nature, A swimming pool/hot tub, My bed, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
Entirely depends on my mood
Making home videos/pics
I'm practically a pornstar
Bars or pubs, Night clubs, Fetish parties, Dungeon clubs, Raves
Ben Wa balls, Clit stimulators, Dildos/Vibrators, Strap-ons, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Food for play
Ice, Food is for eating!
Ass slappers, Blindfolds, Cat tails, Collar and leash, Gags, Handcuffs/shackles, Harnesses, Medical gear, Nipple clamps, Silk scarves, Whips, Got it all, and more!
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, BBW, Fetish, Lesbian
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?