the best surprises come in small packages
HI XTUBE!!! Well, here I am! on XTube!
I"m not looking for some stupid wedding under a waterfall with little birds, I just want a good party and a hot man. If you have a big chest, strong arms, and look hot when you dance, wrap those pipes around me and let"s groove.
Leave a sexy message on my profile. I love reading them and sometimes I even reply ;) Don"t sent me 10 messages in a row. That"s creepy. Like, stalker ex-boyfriend who has to get beaten down by your new boyfriend in the street one night creepy.
RULE: I REJECT friend adds from FAT DUDES, PEOPLE WITH NO PROFILE PIC, and guys with only a cock shot. Either learn to use a camera or learn to eat less food... Thanx!!!
cocky guys with thick dicks
guys with hairy chests
huge, hairy balls (they are just HOT)
five o"clock shadows and beards
old dudes who should NOT be at the bar
fat dudes (exercise please!)
dudes who spend all their time on cell phones
super-tanned, super-slick, super-styled guys (eww)
Current college student
Within the country
Time spent online?
An hour or so a day
Goofy, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic
I'm a non-smoker
I'm a heavy social drinker
About my Partner
You. Me. Fucking. Must know how to kiss, play with my tits, and eat my pussy to make me moan and get me wet. Your tounge has to know its way around my fucking clit like there"s no tomorrow.
You"ve gotta have a great smile, expressive eyes, and sexy hair (or sometimes a bald dude rocks my world too). Between your neck and your cock, definately can"t be a fatty. I"m not saying a six-pack is required, just be normal-people size. While we"re there, if there"s some hair on that chest, all the better. A tattoo, even more so.
If your cock is "below average," I"m sorry, not interested. Average is fine!!! If your dick is big, huge, or "holy-fucking-god," whisper this in my ear at the bar. I will grope you. If your balls are big, hairy monsters, even better. Don"t be shaven down there. I don"t want to think I"m having sex with a child. It"s gross. There"s a physiological reason guys have pubic hair.
Fuck me. Rough. Don"t be a girl. I"m a girl, and I want it rough. Believe me, our bodies can handle it. But fuck for more than two minutes. If you"re cumming by the two minute point, please back away now.
1-on-1 sex, Miscellaneous Fetishes
Partners genitals should be
Does size matter?
Size is all I care about!
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly, I dont mind if my partner smokes heavily
I want my partner to drink heavily
I like all my bodyparts!
5 ft 6 in
Shaved or waxed to be gone
Body Piercings, Tounge Piercing, Tattoos
Glasses or Contacts
Nothing at all!
HIV/AIDS negative and tested regularly, Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly, Vaccinated against Hepatitis A/B
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Walking to the car is enough for me
Work & Living Environment
Less Than $25,000
Live with roommate(s)
American, Japanese, Indian, Pizza, Thai, Vegetarian, Vietnameese
Fisting, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Making Movies, Receiving Oral Sex
Sex, How often?
3-5 times a week
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Inner thigh, Lips
Cop/prisoner, Knight/Damsel in Distress, Sergeant/Ensign, Stranger/stranger
A dark back alley
Dirty talk during sex?
Is a must during sex!
Making home videos/pics
I'd consider doing
Bars or pubs, Night clubs
Willing to experiment
Ben Wa balls, Clit stimulators, Dildos/Vibrators, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Food for play
Food is for eating!
Blindfolds, Handcuffs/shackles, Harnesses, Masks, Medical gear, Whips
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Bondage, Gonzo, Hard, Lesbian, Soft, Teen (18+)
Porn Movies, How often?
Once or twice a week