General Info

Nothing, just chillin...


Just uploading, watching things. I'm not really big on groups or friend collecting. Socializing online is a triffle unless it leads to actual meeting which is it's intended purpose. Please don't ask me for numbers, emails, skypes or kiks unless you actually have a genuine interest and something in common with me beyond getting your rocks off. I am not at that age where I am thirsty anymore. I just come here to get that bit of instant gratification of knowing dudes get off to my stuff feels like, I get my ovaries off and then I leave. Thanks to the nice men leaving me nice comments, appreciate it. Other than that, just your friendly neighborhood pervette bbw geek with a toy. Nothing more, nothing less. I don't hope to meet my husband here, not even a best friend...but that's just me.

Turn Ons


Cute geeky white boys w/ big, um.. endowments...actually, sexy, nerds and geeks of all shades. If you're introverted and a Whovian, big points. Music geeks, bigger points, but that's not mandatory. Beautiful smiles and eyes. Good kissers. Deep voices and vocal in bed. Bulges in jeans, basketball short and sweatpants. Thick cocks w/ plump balls and heavy cummers. Guys who go out their way to make me or others laugh. Funny guys = big turn on.

Turn Offs


No videos, pics and profiles as far as this place is concerned; I'm like 300lbs and I have the confidence to get naked, what's your fucking excuse. Sexist guys, cheats, bad hygiene, dudebros, disingenuous men, i.e the kiss ups if they think they have a chance to get into bed with you. The passive aggressive and emotionally abusive name-callers. Guys with ZERO confidence. Boring, uncreative men with nothing interesting to say.

Hobbies


Messing with makeup looks, improving my skill, travel (when afforded to me), cooking - improving on my skills, writing - I have my own personal blog outside of here. Back into reading again. Photography and editing - casual hobby, still fucking around with my Pentax K-2000 my friends gave me, so not truly serious enough yet. Sex, hurr hurr hurr... sometimes.

Music


Air, Aphex Twin, Azealia Banks, The Beatles, Beck, Billy Joel, Broken Social Scene, Brian Eno, Billie Holiday, Bloc Party, The Cure, Cher, Daft Punk, Depeche Mode, The Depreciation Guild, Disclosure, Do Make Say Think, Doss, Easy Star All Stars, Ella Fitzgerald, Elliot Smith, Elton John, Elvis Costello, Ennio Morricone, Erasure, Fatboy Slim, Fka Twigs, Florence & the Machine, Goldfrapp, Gorillaz, HIM, How To Dress Well, Incubus, Imogen Heap, James Blake, James Brown, Janelle Monae, Jay Z, Janet Jackson, Jessie Ware, Joy Division, Kanye West, The Killers, Kraftwerk, Lady Gaga, Lana Del Rey, Lauryn Hill, Lionel Richie, Luther Vandross, M83, Madonna, Mariah Carrey, Marvin Gaye, Massive Attack, Miles Davis,Moby,Muse,My Bloody Valentine, Nick Drake, Nina Simone, NIN, No Doubt, OutKast, P!nk, Phil Collins, Pink Floyd, The Postal Service, Queen, Quincy Jones, R.E.M, The Ramones ,...to be continued lol

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Last day in my old apartment...
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Remodeling noise and I didn't care
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Nice and Oily
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Bent Her Over 2
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Thick and Creamy
4 years ago
Chub Tug
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Top Comment #1 by: yoursecretagent
2 years ago

Happy holidays and I hope you have a great 2013!!!

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2 years ago

Happy New Year!!!!

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2 years ago

Happy holidays and I hope you have a great 2013!!!

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2 years ago

Thank you for your hot comments! ;)

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