Updated For Your Pleasure
"Is his wallet leather?
Is his wallet fat?
For not a year later
it"s got you lyin" on your back.
You shoula closed your windows,
and got another dog.
You shoulda chained up all the doors
and switched up all the locks."
Ok, comeon, please tell me that someone out there listens to these guys!!!
An update. I am no longer driving truck. Sad since trucking is one of the last of the great industries that guarantee even the fuglyest motherfuckers a sure lay in the gay community. However, after over 4 years behind the wheel, the snow, ice, stupid antics of some of you 4-wheelers out there, shit dispatchers, complacent driver managers, too many miles when you don"t need em, not enough when you do, hometime that never really quite seems to happen. Frankly, I"m pretty content being out of the truck. So all those trucker-suckers, and big rig chasers, sorry no 24-hour resets in your town, and sadly, no more of my millions of potential children haphazardly dumped all over the drivers seat and floor of my rig for your viewing pleasure.
So a little about me huh... I know the terms by heart, masculine, normal guy, boy next door, all the terms that describe your average normal fellow citizen of any town USA, well thats pretty much me. However I need to make a clarification here. I am a masculine guy, but not in that over the top hypermasculine nitro-fuled racecar explosion of the term, "masculine". You all know the one, the big muscled cut daddy of a dude standing there with his 11 inch cock pointing straight north, the ring from a can of dip in his well worn jeans, and a bottle of Bud Light which your not entirely sure is actually beer, or piss. Nope, that"s most definitely not me. To me masculinity is something that flows like water. Masculinity has no need to be coerced or forced and has no need for iconoclasm. It is what it is.
I thankfully have not changed much from being in the truck. I am still a smoker, 100% blue-collar (working class) and have a bit of a cigarette fetish, I am still a pervert, and I am still an exhibitionist, and I still love men who think that sucking dick is next to godliness and can edge a guy for "as long as it takes" and fuckin MEAN it. I love beer like our aforementioned iconoclast, but I prefer dark beers drank for their complexity of flavor rather than 0 to shitfaced in 20 beers kind of beers. I love Southern Comfort (double shots over ice), 420 and a fresh bottle of poppers and a pack of Camel Wides. I also like long walks on the beach and throwing up a "Rock On!" handsign while fucking your asshole, so a gentleman I am not (usually).
I detest dance music. Tolerably mind you, but detest it none the less...
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One would think it ridiculous to shake the hand of a stranger then find themselves in a bathroom violently washing his hands in some act of contrition. Casual sex is hottest when it is casual, and free of guilt or judgement.
Cocksuckers who view sucking dick as a religious moment, phallic worship, a zen activity.
The possibility of getting caught.
Masculine men who are just naturally masculine with nothing to prove.
Pig bottoms (non-pushy ones at that).
Sucking dick for the right man.
Large unkempt beards.
Heavy tattoo work.
Clutch (the band).
Blue-collar working kinds of men.
Men who suck dick for the cum rather than to please the man.
Uptight pissy judgmental people.
Men who shoe shop for sex.
Anyone with "88" in their screen name.
Bullshit fake ass dudes who play the "skinhead" cause its "hot".
Anything good which is wholly subjective. But porn makes a good "plan B".
SLR photography, masturbation, food, Guiness, Irish car bombs, Southern Comfort, and you.
Holy shit, let me see if I can take a stab at this.
Top Bands That Come To Mind:
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Minus The Bear
Queens of the Stoneage
Face to Face
Wind Up Birds
Check... Nothing there has changed at all, right on track.
Tend to lean towards American classics, anthropomorphic literature, biographies, science and culture.
I'm a heavy social smoker
I rarely drink
About my Partner
Heavily tattooed pig from hell...
Male, Gay-Couple, Group
Few extra pounds
Butt Play, Exhibitionism, Gangbangs, Glory Holes, Group Sex, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Humiliation, Making Movies, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Public sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Threesomes
A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A moving vehicle, In the nature, A rollercoaster, A dressing room, A swimming pool/hot tub, An airplane, My bed, My desk at work, My yard, The beach, Under a waterfall
Bars or pubs, Adult theatres, Swinging