I"m an average-looking country guy transplanted into the big(ger) city. I like women of all shapes, sizes, and colors, and I like boys too, though that little fact is still closeted. ********** If you want, you can e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org. I love sexy chat but I also love intelligent conversation.
Intelligence. Sense of humor and irony. Women of various shapes and colors. Delicious pussies. Young girly boys with pretty mouths and tight asses. Large cocks to use my ass like a cunt.
Pain or blood and bodily waste products are my no-fly zones. Bad smells or uncleanliness.
All sorts of comedies, especially the 80s stuff--The Three Amigos, Caddyshack, Airplane, anything Richard Pryor or Bill Murray, stuff like that. Also fantasy--Lord of the Rings, Willow, Labyrinth, etc. Cheesy 80s action--Beverly Hills Cop, any Arnie shoot-em-ups, ad infinitum.
I"m a corn-fed geek. I like computer games like World of Warcraft, Lord of the Rings Online, the Civilization series, and stuff like that. Huge reader, with all sorts of fantasy, political humor, science fiction, and history on my shelves. I like to go to state parks and walk around and take pictures, and I love to cook.
When I was 16 it was straight thrash metal and hard rock. Now I"ve added blues, rap, country (old-school outlaw and alternative country, mostly), and folk music. The Black Crowes, Todd Snider, Steve Earle (fuck yeah!), Metallica, Overkill, Anthrax, 50 Cent, Public Enemy, The Sisters of Mercy, Nine Inch Nails, Ministry. Omg.
Terry Pratchett"s Discworld series. Robert Jordan"s Wheel of Time. Terry Goodkind"s Sword of Truth (though the writer"s extreme republican POV is really showing through in these books). P. J. O"Rourke and Al Franken (conservative republican political humor and liberal democrat political humor). Tom Clancy and Larry Bond"s espionage and military fiction. David Poyer"s naval fiction (good fucking stuff, if you read). History--I have books on the history of the catapult, chemical and biological warfare in the ancient world, the history of food preservation, the Spartans of ancient Greece, the history of money and banking in Europe in the 1100s-1300s, and a lot more.
I don't believe in astrology
BA/BS (4 years college)
Within the state
Time spent online?
Several hours a day
I'm a non-smoker
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
Ideally, a fiercely intelligent nerdy girl or a cute little femme boy who likes all the same things I do. Beyond that, I would take each person as he or she comes.
Male, Female, Bi-Couple, Lesbian-Couple, Gay-Couple, TS/TG/TV, Group
Age of partner from
Age of partner to
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, Discreet Relationship, Exhibitionism & Voyeurism
Matters a little
Partners genitals should be
Trimmed to be neat, Completely shaved
Does size matter?
What he does with it is what matters
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
Few extra pounds
5 ft 9 in
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Glasses or Contacts
Nothing at all!
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Arts/Museums, Books/Reading, Camping/Outdoors, Coffee and conversation, Computer Games, Cooking, Movies (watching), Music/Concerts, Photography, Television (watching)
Comics/Anime, Computer games, Live music/Music, Movies/Film, T.V./Videos/DVDs
Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, Dramas, Music Channels, Movie Channels, Sci-Fi, Sit-coms, Stand Up Comedy, Variety Shows
Action, Animation, Comedy, Fantasy, Porn, Science Fiction, War, Westerns
Alternative Rock, Blues, Classic Rock, Country, Electronic/Techno/House, Folk, Hard Rock & Metal, Hip-Hop, Industrial, Miscellaneous, Rap, Punk, Rock 'n Roll, Soundtracks
Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Magazines, Sci-Fi, Science/Technology
Walking to the car is enough for me
Work & Living Environment
$35,001 to $50,000
Live with pets
American, Chinese, Fast food, Greek, Italian, Mexican, Pizza, Thai
Favorite sexual fantasy
Let us count the ways. Love to eat pussy...have a woman sit on my face. Would love to eat a pregnant pussy...or black pussy...or a cum-filled pussy. Preferably all three. ^_^ I like anal play...fucking my ass with dildos or plugs. Like to wear a plug in public while I shop, and/or a cock strap. Would looove to be fisted by a woman (a man's fist is probably too big for me). Or have her fuck me with a strap-on. I don't really want anything romantic from a manly man (no kissing or anything like that), but I would also love to have my ass used as a cunt by a huge cock, or suck a cock, as long as I don't have to interact with the actual guy it is attached to very much.
I'm sexually shy
Butt Play, Breast/Nipple Clamps, Crossdressing, Dominance/Discipline, Fisting, Glory Holes, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Leather, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Rubber/PVC/Latex, Strap-Ons, Threesomes, Toys
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
Not a big part
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Dirty talk during sex?
I'll do it if my partner enjoys it
Making home videos/pics
Have a few pics of myself
Anal/Climax beads, Butt plugs/probes, Dildos/Vibrators, Strap-ons, Vaginas, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Chastity devices, Collar and leash, Gags, Handcuffs/shackles, Masks, Nipple clamps, Silk scarves
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, BBW, Bisexual, Bondage, Cumshots, Interracial, Fetish, Gay, Gonzo, Hard, Mature, Lesbian, Rimming, Teen (18+), Transsexual
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner
Porn Movies, How often?