Come and get you some
**Expert: A fellow who knows 59 ways of making love but doesn"t know any girls**
**Sex is like air; it"s not important unless you aren"t getting any.**
**He was tangent to her curves...to be mathematical.**
**here i stand trying to piss
cursing the girl who gave me this
if she was here, and i was well
i"d catch it again sure as hell**
**"Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don"t play with the squirrels, they bite."**
I love to play with my toys, and click around on XTube looking for other sexies. I love watching Fleshlight vid for some reason, they are really hot.
a man who smells so good to me, god that is such a turn on. A clean smile. Clean clothes. A rough look, or a man that is the opposite of what others are. I love to laugh and play so you have to keep me occupied! If you can really get into the moment, I love it when a man or woman can express herself freely.
poor grooming, a closed mind, a bad attitude, lots of other things, but whos to judge really? if your nice thats all that matters to start with
not really into extreme fetish stuff, no piss or shit, or feet or anything, not that i knock it for those who do like it. bad table manners, bad conversation manners, people who are really socially awkward.
i love to watch Adult Swim which is on Cartoon Network after 10. Funny movies, especially the family guy and robot chicken star wars. i love cartoon movies, like Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs.
i work alot, but in my free time, i love to read and go out alot, to like clubs and the beach and out shopping with friends.
Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Death Cab for Cutie, Incubus, Green Day, Frou Frou, Elvis,
I love to read, Stephen King is my biggest collection, but i love Danielle Steele, all the Harry Potter books, and i love any used book store, i will just wander around and pick up anything that looks good. im a huge historical romance fan.
Time spent online?
An hour or so a day
English, German/Deutsch, Spanish/Espanol
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick, Anything
I'm a non-smoker
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
Male, Female, Bi-Couple, Lesbian-Couple
Group sex(3 or more)
Partners genitals should be
Trimmed to be neat, Completely shaved
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
I like all my bodyparts!
5 ft 5 in
Shaved or waxed to be gone
Earrings, Body Piercings, Tattoos
Glasses or Contacts
HIV/AIDS negative and tested regularly, Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly, Vaccinated against Hepatitis A/B
Work & Living Environment
Live with spouse
American, Chinese, Fast food, Italian, Pizza, Seafood
I'll try most anything once
Butt Play, Giving Oral Sex, Making Movies, Mutual Masturbation, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Threesomes, Toys
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Belly, Breasts, Inner thigh, Nipples
A movie theatre, A moving vehicle, A dressing room, A swimming pool/hot tub, An airplane, My bed, The beach, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
Entirely depends on my mood
Making home videos/pics
Have a growing collection
Bars or pubs, Night clubs, Swinging clubs, Adult theatres, Swinging, Raves
Looking for a Sexual Adventure
Hey Boys and Girls
Cum add me and check out my pics!!