Based on my intro title, you can tell that my turn ons will be based MAINLY on FANTASIES of mine (yes I do LOVE virtual rp), influenced by all the porn I watch lol and things that I have read. Apologies for my sentence structure and because this site replaced my apostrophes with quotation marks (even though I give no fucks for sentence structure, grammar, etc).
Hopefully you read my intro text so you understand where I"m coming from is not related to my real life physical experiences with others. (Ask if you want to know about what I have done). Anyway a lot of things turn me on, so i"ll list some of the more random and pervy things. My perversions come on like a switch. I have to be in the mood for something, which mainly occurs if I"m masterbating. Who I am when I"m horny doesn"t always reflect who I am as a person. My mind is in a different state, which is why some of the things I will list may be a surprise to some people:
Sub and dom is fine along with other roleplays, long as nothing is painful. Name calling and dirty talk. Im bi so obviously females together is good, however I love to see guys get it on with each other whether it be mm,mmf etc. I have a major thing about ass, so I like rim vids, including of course when a female tongue fucks a guys asshole. This leads on to my fart fetish of both boys and girls. What I"d love to see more of is a dominant male fart in a females mouth, her face, whatever, but the closest I get to that is with guy"s fart solos or gay fart porn which I"m fine with.Queefs (Pussy farts). Watersports (pissing).Cum farting porn and creampie. Pussy and anal gapes. The list goes on.
On the flip side, I ALSO LIKE "REGULAR" SHIT too. ROMANTIC porn is lovely to watch, I really enjoy lots of kissing and sweet talking too :)
I"ve been here for two years and I"m tiring of this site so bear with me as I rant on my turn offs:
Close minded people, those that try to force their opinion on yours. Those that don"t respect when you aren"t in the mood for something. JERKS ASSHOLES AND COCKY MOTHERFUCKERS (outside of rp :D ).Just plain rude people. Clowns. (not the kind that work at the circus.)
The people that expect to be highly significant after a few chat sessions. I get that you are different than all the other horny guys with cocks. That you are nice and want to know me better etc. Even if you claim such, most likely our bond will be based on our perversions and small chat more-so than depth because you are still a horny guy with a cock... That is real, and honest. No point in minimizing it to highlight how different you are and how much you want to know me and all that shit. What irritates me is how many people here DEMAND certain "deep" bonds (that may take years to make for people who happened to not meet on a sex site) almost instantaneously. I"m not saying that it isn"t possible. But even if I spent a few days telling you every single detail of my life (if that"s what it means to know someone) down to my childhood obstacles and social security number, that wouldn"t make you my best friend in the whole world automatically much less my future lover. Personally, I came here only hoping to have fun. It would be unrealistic to expect or even predict much else with someone here because no one, (not even I) is entitled to be close to someone and/or cared about to a one"s own desired degree. MERE RELEVANCY to someone (as well as deep connections) is developed (not earned) with work and patience.
Summing up the previous paragraph:
If you are an ego sensitive bastard bitching because of the lack of attention you have gotten from me don"t waste your time. An individual who does so will never achieve the type of intimacy they crave with me.
I like movies of all genres!
All music genres are wonderful as well as the different time periods they are from.
I love to read all kinds of things. From smutty uninhibited Kristen Archives stories to Fitzgerald.
Goofy, Clever, Dry/Sarcastic
Most Erogenous zones?
Back, Breasts, Butt, Inner thigh, Neck, Nipples
Food for play
Cherries, Frosting, Strawberries, Whipped cream
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, BBW, Bisexual, Bondage, Busty women, Cumshots, Interracial, Fetish, Gay, Gonzo, Hard, Mature, Lesbian, Rimming, Soft, Teen (18+), Transsexual
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?
All the time!
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